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+ 19 KARMA (ranking explained), Noob style!

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Where do I start with this? Karma is harder than solving a Rubik cube while blind folded, even Rain man couldn't decipher how Karma was intended. Here here, my Eroid noobs, this is an explanation to your Karma questions! ;)

What is Karma? Good question, I'm glad I asked....Karma is an Imaginary brofist, letting that person know that they are doing a good job in one way or another. I.e helping you,giving good advice,nice pics, nice post, bringing more awesomeness to this already great place.

To Karma or Not to Karma.....That Is the question. NEVER BEG FOR KARMA EVEERR, OR CRY ABOUT YOUR LOW RANKING SCORE! Work your way up like a man, either on your knees or your feet! No-Homo. Never thumbs up dumb comments like cool,lol, hell yeah, you know shit you agree with. It doesn't deserve a thumbs up, because it wasn't necessary helpful and didn't take allot to conjure up ! This is Not facebook!

Karma Explained Further:

NEW- tag stays on you for about the first 3-4 weeks

Basic- tag will stay until you reach 50 Karma!(You can give a thumbs up, but it won't give that person a point until you reach level 1.

Level 1- You have 50-99 Karma ( Able to give thumbs up, Karma style...Not to be confused with gangnam style)

Level 2- You have 100-199 Karma (Still only able to give 1 thumbs up)

Level 3- You have 200-399 Karma ( Look at you, working your way up)

Advanced- You have 400-649 Karma! ( Now you can give +2, ;)

Expert- - You have 650+ Karma Points!! Boss Status

Mods- You will Probably Never become one, so lets skip past this..( Jk)They Can give a +3 Karma, these are the guys that put their foot in your ass when you do dumb shit, like Karma whoring(But I will get to this later).. They are like white blood cells(Leukocytes), they keep this place free from bacteria and infection!

Pro- These are the professional bodybuilders of this place, they are usually big ripped and you will know if you see one, because you will Die Mirin! Check out phil113kg,Bodybuilder,Polishmob6, Itallian92010 to name a couple. (They also can give +3)

Guru- These are the guys, that if your lucky, will give you a wealth of knowledge. These tags are given out to a select few. (These are tags, that are able to give +3)

BFG- Is the big man on campus, hence the (Big.fucking.guy.) name. He's the shot caller and homey don't play dat!

Karma whoring explained:

This is when you try to post a whole bunch of pics that look alike on the same day or back to back. This is also when you blatantly just ask for Karma. This may also be, when you and you buddy give each other a whole bunch of points to bring yourself up in the rankings. These are the whores and nobody wants to be a whore, unless your Ed of course. ;p This shit will get you BANNED faster than you can say, Pin me.

In essence, just be yourself and try to be helpful, don't try to scam! Karma will come to you! Encourage each other and have determination!Lift, post progress pics, and LEARN.Then TEACH, don't regurgitate!

Godspeed!

Winning

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WINNING's picture

Halarious, haha. Thanks brother. Smile

HllwdBdBoy's picture

Blackmail only works IF I cared that anyone found out that I have a thing for Asian midgets ;)

jsoc_rock's picture

I know some HOT female midgets!!!!

MONK's picture

Lol. Unfortunately no shots of midgets but there are a few crackers of Polishmob sporting a Poland flag like a cape, throwing around what can only be described as a legion of Russian Dominatrix super trannys.

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VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

LMAO!

CBBurrr's picture

How do sources get Karma points?

WINNING's picture

Same way as us, with a thumbs up on a comment. They can rack up in the products section or if they are old school like Muta and hardbodygrrl, they will just be a productive helpful eroid member(I cant believe i just said that about muta,jk). They are able to post and make new forums ,which account for alot of Karma point,just like us. Smile

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Nicely put together post with a healthy shot of humour!... i like it brother Smile

Oh yeah!... nearly forgot +3 LOL

WINNING's picture

Thank you, humour Shots make it easier to digest. ;) LOL

alayna's picture

That was very well written....seriously you should consider journalism...only thing i dont agree is we do not know for sure that BFG is in fact a man...could be Big Fuckin Girl or maybe BFG is androgynous

oh yah and when you get to be really cool

you can do this

or this

+1

WINNING's picture

Lmaoooo, bfg. The (big.fucking.girl), you are a creative cookie Ms. Alayna. ;)

thepullmanator's picture

That's kinda like the is god a male or female argument...

Gsxr1000spanker's picture

I thought it was 'big friendly giant' like the kids book. My illusion is shattered :(

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alayna's picture

could be "big fuckin guns" too ya know in which case still doesn't prove gender but at least yr illusion wont be shattered

manbearpig's picture

Or big friendly giant

alayna's picture

Gsx above you already said that lol...so ya know what he prob is a "big friendly giant" who has a thing for gear....im sure the Jolly Green giant was on tren, test, HGh, d'Bol
fuk he didn't get that big from eating string beans :0p

WINNING's picture

Haha, either that or (Bound.for.glory) or (Big.fat.grin)! Lmao

IrishMack's picture

I would plus 1 ya, but I don't want anyone to think you were karma whoring Blum 3

alayna's picture

Lmfao!

WINNING's picture

Haha, touché, I'm not a whore(lo). Well atleast, I tell myself this, a little alcohol and you might as well put me on the corner. Jk Lmao Smile

IrishMack's picture

Reason why I don't dabble in the devils drink anymore. I almost lost an arm once from trying to chew it off to evacuate a situation.

WINNING's picture

Are u sure that was alcohol? Haha

IrishMack's picture

Could have been a roofie put into my rum and coke, who knows lol.

TheFlash85's picture

I always thought bfg stood for- big.friendly.giant !!- learn something new everyday

WINNING's picture

You may be right. Smile

PrezSHINRA's picture

Finally explained! Thanks for breaking down for us.

WINNING's picture

Np, took some time for me to grasp too.

CBBurrr's picture

Good summary. +0

WINNING's picture

Thank you and your +0, Lmao Smile

oldhead73's picture

This my friend was awesome !!

WINNING's picture

Thank you, you were one of my first friends here. You looked out for me, Ill never forget! Got to pay it forward! :)This Karma thingy has always puzzled me, if it prevents one mistake from a Noob or anyone in general, it has done its job!

oldhead73's picture

I Remeber your first post.. Lol.. You took advice and ran with it.. You've turned into one of the great members !! This is a nice right up because it was informative and fun actually..

WINNING's picture

Yea, I got totally murdered on my first post, geeeze..I still have scars from that nightmare (haha). Thanks once again, means alot coming from you. No-homo. ;p