posted Tue, 03/05/2013 - 17:38
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HE CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS!!
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I just spend the better half of 2 hrs to decon personnel and equipment after restraining a dude. This man decided to do a PCP/Cocaine combo!! He cut his penis off because according to his GF it was "dead" and took off running. Fuck they are some hyper elusive bastards when their mind is in outerspace. After what seem like forever in unsuccessful text book psychiatric take downs, a brother finally just introduced him to the lariat!! Damn its been a busy day and I didn't need this sh!t. I was not trying to get some stranger pecker blood all over me. Medical treatment was as followed:
Lariat + 5mg Versed +5mg valium =go to damn sleep!!
Much respect to anyone who was able to kick or in the process of kicking addictions.
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wow.....i never liked cocaine....i only liked the way it smells. Anyway,that guys a real dic......oh nvm.
speed ball.
Wow
Craziest story I've ever heard
Drugs take your life away
Did you guys find his weenie? Can they sew a dick back on like fingers? That's some crazy shit right there...
Yeah we wrapped it gauze with an ice pack. A microsurgeon was notified and was on his way by the time we dropped him off. I can't tell you what the functionality will be but I know that bill will be a beast!
aw fuck cmon man. dont sew it back on! that guy doesnt need to reproduce!
No joke!!! PCP/cocaine addict that's gonna have a million $ dick... Us taxpayers will probably get to foot the bill for that too... I dont mean to jump to conclusions, but in my experience, somebody that into hard drugs usually doesnt have a pot to piss in... Still Crazy bro...
Maybe the child he creates from banging again will find the cure for cancer, or just die honorably in combat defending the greatest nation in the world. I try to think of positive potential.
Clearly...
Please don't take this the wrong way but unless I was a detective or something there is no way I would be a cop. I know what you guys have to deal with and IMO the pay isn't worth it. Another thing I hate the way a lot of cops talk down to people. That pisses me off to no end. I'm just thinking man the only thing difference between this cop and me is he went to a academy. Well I may not have a gun or a taser but I was in the professional boxing circuit and I'm pretty sure that if some of them cops didn't have a gun or taser they would act all high and mighty.
What the fuck are you talking about?!
Lol, no kidding!
GearofWarWitchdoctor's not a Cop bro, he's a paramedic. Awesome fucking story btw. I've used PLENTY of illicit drugs in my time but I never wanted to touch PCP for reasons such as this. Don't get me started on bath salts neither. Damn that's some crazy shit.
Yeah man I have boys that do it all also. No skin off my back but they have the same reasoning as you. Its just something about that pcp stuff. For what I've notice you can handle it or not.
Oh yeah thanks because I have the slightest idea what dude above is ranting about. Could have simply just pulled up my profile.
Wow. I wish I had not even read that.. Crazy...
Admirable profession witchdoctor... Have several friends who are either EMT, fireman, even policeman.... (bash em if you want too, most are just regular guys with regular problems) ...... Couldn't do it myself, ppl bleeding, shittin all over you... the first to roll up on an accident scene.... NO WAY could I do that my man, Big ups!
I appreciate it brother!
AnonI've smoked Sherm and did coke and I still ha e my penis I think some people just have weak minds !
I agree that some people shouldn't even attempt to do recreational drugs. I also think some just need to stick eith the kush.
Who needs a penis when you have cocaine?!
I guess that's one way to look at it!
So are they going to be able re-attach his cock lol?
That's the million dollar question.
Sorry about that bro, I feel better now. Can I get my dick back?
I knew this was coming! Lol(No pun intended). I made the rookie double wrap it in guaze with an ice pack.
I think I might need you to cast a spell or something after it gets put back on, so it works properly and all.
I can spit blood on chickens all night long, doubt it'll get that thing working again.
breakingfaceI really feel for people that permanently injure themselves because of addiction. I can't imagine having to come off the drugs and deal with the reality that your penis is gone or your face is burned off.
I agree thoroughly
I have a friend who works in the ER he took care of a patient who pulled out all of her teeth while on PCP except her two bottom wisdom teeth. She bled so much she passed out. Her friends found her, and took her to the ER.
Doesn't surprise me at all brother! I seriously think PCP straight scramble people brains.
fuck cocaine. i was strung out for years on that shit. never cut off the peeper though, thats fuckin sad.
I blame the girlfriend. cant say that to a guy. especially when hes enjoying some nice PCP buzz.
Bro she was no better than him. I dealt with some wicked combos on the job, but something about adding PCP to the mix do it every time!
wow ill bet. my buddy is ER, trauma, fire and EMT guy... you guys see it all.
Unfortunately you see it all uncensored.
Oh Sh** Doc !!
I needed to stop this 180 lb mofo in his tracks...he was just getting started!