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Been too peaceful here. Enough getting along all the time. Pick a fight here with anyone at all. No reason needed. Need a place to let it all out.

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RobertB80's picture

Standard Aldi shopping list mate

Asa's picture

You got Aldi over there???? I love aldi

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RobertB80's picture

Yes mate. Germany is close to us. Was a major issue a few years back. These days they’ve given us cheap food shopping instead of genocide.

press1's picture

LMFAOOOOOO!!!!!

Asa's picture

Well that's a tradeoff lmao

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Milfpounder's picture

I think aldi started in Germany or some shit. We can thank the krauts for those tiny shopping carts.

press1's picture

NO SHIT SHERLOCK - Nothing gets past you eh!!

Milfpounder's picture

not even the ar-19. Let's fight about it

Asa's picture

The more ya know, wow. Bro, our Aldi has some big ass nice rolling carts. Best shopping carts ever. Gotta throw a quarter in it to unlock it because its chained to the other shopping carts. Then when your done and leaving, you lock the shopping cart back in and it spits the quarter back at ya.

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RobertB80's picture

That’s German engineering for you

Milfpounder's picture

So..... Technically you could buy a stopping fart for a quarter?

I'm gonna see if I can start paying for gear by stopping farts.

And then we won't be allowed to say "stopping farts" anymore in front of @Greg cause it will be a form of payment.

press1's picture

Do you STILL not understand the Eroids rulebook yet Milky?

Milfpounder's picture

@Greg got me. Dropped the hammer

Petecastiglione's picture

Plz don’t get killed like itszoot. Was traumatizing

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Milfpounder's picture

IM GETTING OUTTA HERE MAN

Asa's picture

This def sounds like an episode of trailer park boys lmao!

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press1's picture

@Petecastiglione Why do you dimwits say you are putting 'Gas' in your car when clearly its petroleum? What type of Gas is it - Fuckin Butane????

Ohh and when you need to use the Toilet - Just ask can I use your Toilet? You don't need to ask to use the 'Bathroom' - what are you doing, having a bloody Bath???!! LMAO

Greg's picture

My clothes are always dank when I check into a London hotel. I don't understand the need for water in a closet.

press1's picture

Ohh come on Greg - you can do better than that surely??!! LMAO

Greg's picture

In the US, "When's the last time you smoked a fag" would not be something said.

RobertB80's picture

It’s our version of can I bum a smoke

Milfpounder's picture

I will say I love British insults. Dimwits made me laugh.

Milfpounder's picture

This all sounds like you're a character on Peppa pig.

Petecastiglione's picture

Wanker

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Milfpounder's picture

@peppapress1

Petecastiglione's picture

I didn’t know these were American things actually… you’re not wrong

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Petecastiglione's picture

@press1 calls pants trousers and has crumpet and tea for pre workout

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press1's picture

The only thing you got wrong there is I HATE drinking Tea or coffee because I don't like them!! So all your original Tea jokes won't work on me pal .....

Other than that - YES Trousers are the correct term for errrrm 'Trousers' and Pants are referred to as Y-fronts over here lol '

@RobertB80 Have you seen what this child is saying???!!

Milfpounder's picture

Y FRONTS! HAHAHA "I can't wait to rip ur Y-FRONTS off and pound ur pasty British ass"

Also fanny is a butt. To be clear.

press1's picture

A 'Butt' is a Butt.

A 'Fanny' is slang for Vagina.

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RobertB80's picture

They’ve also got fanny back to front

press1's picture

LMFAO!!!! I forgot about that blinder ....

Isn't an arsehole an arsehole? Since when did it become a fanny? I'm confused

Who can forget the Good Old 'Fanny pack' Lol

We better stop - this is too easy.

RobertB80's picture

One of my favourites is “horseback riding” where else on the horse are you going to fucking ride it?

press1's picture

One of the funniest things I ever came across was when I asked an American if they have butter on their bread?? They were completely lost at the time. I explained well yeah - it gives the bread moisture doesn't it if you have a dry filling like just plain meat - turns out they literally take that question as meaning that we put Butter on the 'outside' of our fucking bread!!!!! Not on the inside .....

RobertB80's picture

When I was living in London had a Yank ask me the way to “Lie-sester square” Did a double take before sending him and his obese wife in the right direction for Leicester Square.

RobertB80's picture

Not sure if this is the best or winningest comment so far

Petecastiglione's picture

@steroidmen told @Gotem69 he has a cracked ass. That’s the most intense insult I’ve ever seen on the forum.

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Gotem69's picture

@steroidmen as he's typing out the insult.

@Petecastiglione

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Hahahahaha

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Gotem69's picture

@Petecastiglione I just had to...

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Petecastiglione's picture

Extra chromosomes = extra gains

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Gotem69's picture

For sure! He definitely makes up for the areas he lacking in gotta give it to him!

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Had a couple of slices of pizza on Halloween and now I’m craving… any fellow southerners have DoubleDave’s? 50% off and think I may have to get one of their BBQ chicken pizzas and just deal with the consequences…

Is the mouth orgasm worth it? That is always the question…

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Petecastiglione's picture

If I was south I’d be downing that

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Milfpounder's picture

BACK TO BACK CHAMPS

Petecastiglione's picture

I was hoping to see Freeman and Shohei kiss for the fans

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Gotem69's picture

He's scared post up another pic bro!? You went radio silent after I posted my pic mid pump!

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Milfpounder's picture

I dipped as soon as I busted my nut. #post nut shame