posted Fri, 11/30/2012 - 17:10
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So as you know, the Myan calendar ends on December 21st of this year. We have dooms day preppers going ape shit. Some ppl scared and taking it seriously. Frankly I think they just ran out of room on the stone tablet for anymore time so they just said "ahh fuck it. This will freak some ppl out in the future"! But let's pretend that it's real. We all have less than a month to live! What are you doing? Where are you going? How are you going out?
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CleyonSo a couple of years ago there were some nutcases that believed they had nailed down the date of the rapture. There were billboards up with it all over the place. It was pretty nuts. So a friend of mine was a fan of this televangelist that had "Used science to determine the date."
Here's what I told him... Matthew 25:13 - "Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh."
By saying that I mean, I'm just going to continue on with the rest of my life, and if it happens it happens. There is no need for me to get all wrapped around the axle about things I can't control or change.
AnonIm goin out big swollen and raging and on gear... im happy enuf.... if it happens. I jus hate it for my lil boy hes only. 4,,,,, oh and i think id like to punch my dad in the mouth before i go for all the troubles he created for me...... yew thats pretty much it
I m going shopping ;-)
World wide ORGY!!! Lets just go nuts the end is here Bwaaa-Haaa-Haaa-haaaa.
F1-Williamsbut all posts made me really laugh...
F1-Williamsseems like none of us is affected by this presumption...
We should simply live our lives each day like it's the last.
i read somewhere that the myans were actually over run by an outside tribe or something and thats why they didnt finish the calendar, but who knows. on the 20th im just gonna grab some slam pig and bump some uglys and then hate myself on the 21st
I'm going to start a high amount of test tren halo var and tbol. Maybe tryout some coke and other drugs. Then I'm going to go steal a lambrogini, rob a bank and party like crazy for the next 20 days.
F1-Williamsyour post made me laugh so laud that my dog looked at me with a weird face...
Here we go again! Look guys, the 2012 thing is NOT some cultish deciphering of the bible or anything like that. It is a perfect storm of scientific phenomena. The Galactic alignment, true north and magnetic north coming together and a peaking of solar flares all happening simultaneously. Now to think these scientific universal factors (yes, universal... Not just here) doesn't/won't effect us in any way plays right into the ignorance and arrogance of humans. How is it going to play out? It already is with the climate and weather changes (no, recycling has little (if anything) to do with it) The only thing i find ignorant about the doomsday preppers is that IF there would be some sort of world wide cataclysm then in all likelihood it would be far more devastating than stockpiling food and weapons could accommodate.
My.02
Galactic Alignment happens every year on December 21st. This is not a new thing.....
Uhmm... No. The winter solstice happens every Dec 21 the Galactic Alignment happens every 26,0000 yrs.
I agree, but you didn't read the post! :-)
I said "LET'S PRETEND" this concept isn't retarded. What would you do?
Fuck the orgies and the crime spree bullshit, gimmee a big ol' bag of China White! :)))
Now we're talking!!!
I agree. If there is some giant solar flare then we are all done for. Maybe a lucky few might make it that are deep in bunker or caves. So guess I'm taking a trip to mammoth cave soon
1jakd_hipyThose idiots couldn't presict their own demise and I'm suppose to believe they predicted the end of the world hundreds of years later?
56tooMan I forgot all about tht. I better get busy getting th orgy with my wife together I always fantisised about LOL. I think Ill triple my doses too and see how much bigger I can get in 20 days, oh 22 days
1jakd_hipyPffft... The end of the world and you want to have sex with your wife? Good man, she must be something special. I was definitely thinking Irgun but a bit different route
AnonWhat ? Where ? You trying to tell me I dont have to work Dec 22nd ?
I feel like once a year every one is like WORLDS GONNA END THIS TIME GUYS I HAZ PROOF
i work that day.
guess whos birthday that is....this guy!!! muhahahaha
I'm having a crazy affair right now. The chick is wild as hell. I'm gonna confess on the 20th so that I die with a clean conscience.
I'm going to take the day off from work and do bedroom aerobics all day long..
http://www.altereddimensions.net/mystical/MayanDoomsday122112.aspx
2012 itself is an unusual year on the Gregorian calendar too. Jan 1 of that year begins on the first day of the week – Sunday. In addition, it is a leap year making January 1, 2012 the “perfect beginning” to a new year. Astronomically, December 21, 2012 is the exact date of the winter solstice in the Northern Hemisphere (at 11:11 AM GMT). Calendaring systems aside, the winter solstice of 2012 is unique in another way – for the first time in 26,000 years, our sun will align directly with the center of the Milky Way galaxy (and unusually dark area known as the “dark rift”) demonstrating that the Mayan’s ability to predict astronomical cycles is eerily accurate.
Does the Calendar Reset?
Many believe that the Mayan Doomsday Prophecy is incorrect and that the calendar simply resets to 0.0.0.0.0. Some (albeit few) belief that the calendar will continue to 20.0.0.0.0 (approximately 8,000 AD). In Dr. Karl’s Great Moments of Science, he said, “"…when a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January.
Others believe that the assumption of a Doomsday is premature and needs further thought. The end of the Mayan calendar could also predict a great religious miracle. Rather than a apocalyptic event, the planet and its inhabitants may undergo a positive physical or spiritual transformation, and that 2012 may mark the beginning of a totally new era.
Do other cultures predict a major event in 2012? The Hopi Indians believed they had the power to prophesize their future and based many of their teachings on prophecy. One key Hopi belief was that a great purification would occur in which the Earth would be purged of all evil. The date of the great purification? December 21, 2012.
the alignment is a regular occurence, thats a fact. And there will be times in the future as in the past where the alignment is even tighter.
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I'm gonna inject 666mg of test and align my cock with my GFs arse, which is also a regular occurrence, as it enters the black hole I'll think of SwollTroll's post and agree in the past it was even tighter.
lml
il be propping and t-bawlin
damn mars u got the same issues i got LMAO
way to scare the shit out of me
i think those myans ran out long before that calandar.....lets see x-coke head....a 8ball....JD....three girls from the club.....oh oh meatloaf.....and some beers!!!!!!!!
Time to start dropping some acid...End of Days tripping my face off
I believe, I will keep an eye out for "End OF Days" everything must go sale on Eroids!:)
i found that more girls beleive in that then guys, so im going to use it to get laid. gunna go out hitting it doggy style
Well if its book of Eli shit ill be a yoked mfer with all my stash lol. But I used to be an h addict been sober three years now so if i was really going to be doomed I would probably get a lawn chair and get tore up on my lawn lol.
Hahaha! I'm an ex H addict too bro I think we are thinking alike on that one! Fuck it if the world is ending and I know it I'm going out with a bang lol
First place I'm going is the pharmacy and you can find me drooling face down in my lawn lol.
Lol. I like it. If its like the book of Eli I'm hoarding everything I can get my hands on, stocking up on guns and I will thrive in that enviornment. I think most eroidians would thrive in that enviornment. Fuck the Myans. I'm waiting for the zombie apocalypse! Lol
Z day would be quite interesting. Night of the living dead piece of cake but 28 days later holy shit lol ill be a sniper from a safe distance lol. I got my guns months of canned food ammo and 110 gal of purified water and two show boxes full of batteries propane tanks I'm ready to roll lol.
I agree, walkin dead zombies, no big deal, could be fun until all the basics like tp and quick food run out. But the 28days later and dawn of the dead zombies come then F that I would do my best to survive but I would save at least 1 bullet for myself.
Im going out bangin the gf. Comin n going all at once!
Lol. You have almost a month tho! You can't possibly go all month long. Only ED can do that. I believe he holds the Guinness book of world records for masturbating 35 days straight. He had Justin beiber pics in front of him.
Well...he's also got that cool mini bus and the porno midget team. Eds like Barbie! Bitch got it all!
Lol!