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Rather than continually bombarding @UncleYoked SI page with Slutty pictures, making his life even harder than it already is to keep on top of customer enquiries, I propose that all the Dirty pictures be put up in this forum now - this will enable him to see his customers questions and comments much more quickly rather than having to sift through all of our smutty stuff!

DISCLAIMER: This is merely a forum for picture posting of attractive women, I am not personally responsible for any of the pigs or munters that members choose to post. Any offensive pictures are posted on accountability of the member posting them LOL

GET READY TO P-A-R-T-Y PEOPLE!!!


(Credit to Tatman)

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All the pleasure is generated by yourself

bamboo2112's picture

Did you buy the two-person version with or without straps?

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bamboo2112's picture

I prefer strapless as every day is pelvic floor day

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Jockstrap's picture

Wash your ass°!!!!

press1's picture

Now that's the way to get a clean Asshole!! Sod getting in the shower LMAO

Jockstrap's picture

Hahahaha!!!

Tat2man's picture

Great!!!!
Another thing to make the world a bunch of lazy pieces of shit.

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press1's picture

Its what I should of bought at the beginning of my RTC surgery mate - someone suggested them on a post surgery forum I was reading LMAO

BigCoachKen's picture

How do you get past the balls on the way back out? Shit smear on the sack doesnt sound ideal

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I would imagine the technique is to pull up on the handle in turn lowering the Shit scraper and manoeuvring round the Ball sack upon exit LMAO Thing that bothers me more is the thought of holding it under the tap each time to wash the shit off down the sink!!

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LOL

I didnt even get that far into the thought process. Take a shit. Wash the the shit stick. Now clean the sink. Id rather just shit in the shower if things ever get to this point

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press1's picture

How the HELL do you get a turd to go down the shower drain mate???!! Especially if its a solid one LMAO

BigCoachKen's picture

My shower drain is a 4" pipe, with a plastic cover with holes. Pop that little cover off, and the logs will fit, even on my worst days!!

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press1's picture

HAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!!! You'd be fine in the EU then where you have to squat and shit in the holes on the floor - Seriously, imagine falling over though ....

BigCoachKen's picture

Shit, miss the hole, slip and fall in your own shit. Nah man, Im wearing diapers when I get old LOL

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TankMech78's picture

Take a shit, stomp it down the drain, wipe your foot off with the good towels. I like the way you think!

BigCoachKen's picture

Think smart, not hard LOL. If there ever comes a time I cant wipe my own ass without a stick its either a nice Japanese toilet/bidet combo, or the shower method LMAO

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TankMech78's picture

I got used to using a sprayer in Iraq. Refreshing on a hot day.

BigCoachKen's picture

Wish id have thought of that. Just lots and lots of baby wipes for me. I dont think I actually felt clean until I left that shithole, both times LOL

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TankMech78's picture

I still never got an explanation from Iraqis on how they used a water bottle and just splashed their ass with water. I asked them numerous times “what if you take a really sticky shit? How’s a splash of water getting that off?” They just looked at me confused.

press1's picture

Can I take a wild shot in the dark and ask if you were a Tank Mechanic in Irag in years gone by?

TankMech78's picture

Yessir. Did 4 years in the Marine Corps then went into contracting. Did two years in the sandbox as a contractor.

press1's picture

Damn - You are pretty HARDCORE then!!!

I simply cannot imagine working in a backwards, baking hot country like that where at any moment you can be shot at. You must of seen some shit you'd rather forget.

TankMech78's picture

Most days, other than being a shithole, it wasn’t too bad. Some days were terrible. But not near as bad as some of my buddies had it. Fuck. Some of them I had to bury. Some years after the war was over.

press1's picture

I ain't NEVA comin round to use your shower pal Lol

BigCoachKen's picture

LMAO

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Jockstrap's picture

She's still gorgeous af!!

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Yezzzzzziiiiirrrrrrr

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Tongue punch the fart box

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Lucy Tyler

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KingRoni88's picture

Jelly roll is the best on meat on gators and women.

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Orele!!

Jockstrap's picture

Hahahaha!! Reposado!

byRifted's picture

latinos????? dudes???????

Greg's picture

@Pipeliner47
He's making a distinction between Latino and Latina
You literally said, "Latin boys give the best head".

...Must have been a wild weekend in Tijuana.

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Hey hey hey.. we don’t judge around these parts lmao good catch

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press1's picture

Now let's just pause for a second to remember just how FUCKIN GORGEOUS this Woman really was back in the day .....

CHIMAIRA75's picture

Like these guys say.... Everything the body needs. LMAO

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