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So this kid comes up to me at the gym today and says “Dude you’re huge I bet you get a bunch of girls”. I smiled and replied that I didn’t lift weights to get girls and if that was the case I would have quit lifting a long time ago. Anyways chicks aren’t into muscles they’re into $$$....I thought everybody knew that.

Motivation03's picture

Money and looks certainly help, but I think it's more about confidence and personality. I've always been a person that can get people to laugh and feel it tremendously helps out. When I was in college I used that and my looks to my advantage, as well as being flirtatious towards girls at bars, parties, etc. I never really thought about it before but I guess it just came naturally for me. It had it's ups and downs though, a I lost some good girls and friends along the way.

Greg's picture

Girls love, and are attracted to, confidence.
Money and muscles (among other things) give a man confidence.

But... without substance, you won't be able to keep the girl.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Looks are important, money..helps, but without confidence and a sense of humor it's pretty tough to pull off the hottest chicks. Oh yeah, penis size doesn't hurt....Well it does but.. you know what I'm saying. When in doubt, I just roll Goliath out on the table and say "what now?" That always works.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Its a gift from god brother... i can still make them chicks panties damp just from a wry smile bro! looking like kirk douglas helps i suppose and being a top earning porn star in pakistan back in the day dont harm either! you dont believe me i hear you say! pick up a copy of Vike does Delhi probably still in black and white its that long ago but it show cases the Vikes prowess at poking persian princesses lmfao!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Well ember! i wouldnt have a f-ing clue i was drunk most of the time!

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Check out the DVD bro your right bicep will grow 2in i promise.

Hench's picture

I love me some persian pussy bro. One of my best fucks ever was a persian gal.

gcgeargold's picture

hahaha bro u just dont know how to use it to ur advantage to pick up sluts!! just have to have the right mindset with it bro and it just falls into ur lap!

manbearpig's picture

being a "douchebag" is actually a very attractive style for college girls. sadly it works. just do it if you want it that bad.

gcgeargold's picture

hahaha my point exactly.. ur after someone to play with ur balls, not attach themselves to them for the next couple years. girls want to f*ck assholes, but marry the nice guy.

ruski's picture

karma points lol. wish i could +1 u.

P's picture

I agree - the motivation and drive will simply die away if all you do it for is girls. IMO that's an amateur viewpoint stemmed from an undeveloped and immature mind and genitalia used as goals in the myopic (short-term) time frame.

Also, I would re-categorise 'money' under 'status' - an alpha male with evidently high testosterone who is successful in life, I believe has a higher status and therefore are deemed more attractive by females.

blue78's picture

Bro. I live in Clearwater, Fl right by the beach and I have seen some really Hot beautiful women in the clubs or at the beach or malls with some really old guys because they have loot. Or with a really dorky nerd that has a nice ride and believe me none of these guys were ripped. Plus, I was told that girls don't care that much about what some men look like if the man has a great personality. Shit, We all know that's False, not if he's broke. If he's rich they look at that same guy and see Ben Franklin not his ugly mug. That why those guys are always bitching about how there girls are always calling out oh, Ben- when there having sex. lol yaahahah

Thor's picture

Girls will married the fat chubby dorky looking guy with money and cheat on them with big broke buff dude !!

Hench's picture

Yes. That's what I'm saying bro!

Thor's picture

I hate when people think we workout to get girls or for the girls. I do this shit cuz is in my blood. I was getting pussy back when i was 130lbs soak and wet.

gcgeargold's picture

here on the gold coast in aus we have the hottest women in the county, and i think its probably the only place ive been too where the girls go crazy for massive guys. their mostly shallow bitches here and since im not after a relationship, i love it lol

GC's picture

That's what makes the Gold Coast so great.

Trenabolic's picture

Chicks like muscles to a certain point. For the most part girls like the lean look, not the over muscular type. Once you get past the norm when it comes to size all the attention you get is from males :(

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Hench's picture

Yeah, bro. Chicks like that cover model Men's Health Mag. look. Fuck that.

Hench's picture

Bro this is what I'm saying. I'm seeing all these fine ass women with these dorky ass out of shape men...why? I'm thinking it's the security factor. They must be making 6 figures or hung like a fucking horse.

ruski's picture

your crazy. my muscles get me laid all the time.

Hench's picture

Oh bro I get pussy. Alot of pussy...one nighters & hookups....but you can't tell me at the end of the day (most) girls will choose an out of shape guy with $$$ over a broke guy whose fucking jacked.

ruski's picture

yeah with older crowd. im 23 bro. also, i live in a pretty wealthy area. so a lot of the girls have a lot of money. my lexus isnt going to impress a girl with a ferrari. but my arms, thats a dif story.