My first thought would be to call all major media outlets, but it does remind me of a joke.

A man has had an erection for three days straight and it's very uncomfortable. He's beat his meat, had a massage with a happy ending, even went to a whore house and ran through every one of the ladies, but still the wood remained.

Finally he goes to his local pharmacy and when he gets to the counter there is an attractive 30 something woman there. He asks, "Can I talk to the pharmacist?"
"I'm a pharmacist" replies the lady.
"Is there a different pharmacist available?" asked the mas too embarassed to talk about his problem with woman.

The lady looks at him a little irritatedly, but picks up the phone and asks for another pharmacist to come to the counter. A couple of minutes later two more VERY attractive women come over. Looking a little trap the man asks, "Don't you have any male pharmacists?"

To which one of the women replies, "We are three sisters and own this pharmacy ourselves, we are qualified to deal with any situation a man can deal with. Now just tell us what your problem is."

He shoulders the man tells them his story. The sisters/pharmacists go into a huddle, and then ask if they can see it. So the man undoes his pants and lets his flag out. Again they go into a huddle.

Irritated the man asks, "Isn't there something you can give me for it?"

To which the oldest of the pharmacists replies, "We can give you $1000 a month and 12% stake in the store."

chase my wife around the house till she gives it up