posted Mon, 08/07/2017 - 09:42
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Man what's the deal with people these days always trying to 1 up another person's experience? I don't remember it being as bad as it is now. Is it social media? I know we all have done some shit some crazier than others but I'm talking about guys and gals who pretty much make shit up as they 1 up you. What's bad is its obvious! Do any of you guys exp the same phenomenon? If so what are some ways you shut it down?
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I always like to 1 up the 1upers with pure bullshit jus to see how far they will 1 up me hahahaha
I know you think you see a lot of 1-upping in your circle but that shit ain't nothing compared to the douche bags that I have to deal with. The guys I deal with are way crazier than any shot you'll ever see bro. Check out the exp tag bro.
My favorite is " I know this dude..."
It's always something like that. I know this dude that's built like you. But bigger. He does work like you, but better. He's always taller, with a bigger pecker and more money. And apparently everybody knows him. He sounds like a cool dude though. He's just like me. But better.
I know that dude! Every time I look in the mirror!
Lmao! I actually almost typed I think they're talking about Ed.
Kills hookers like you, only harder.
Nobody kills hookers as hard as me.
RustyhookerDamn dawg. I thought we were cool....
We are cooler than everyone else.
"This guy at my gym lifts [insert crazy feat of strength here] and has [insert incredible number here] inch arms, and he's never touched steroids."
Uh-huh
Lmao... yea I know the guy your talking about.
When even the most powerful man in the world is doing it what can we expect?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkYNBwCEeH4
Back in my day the closest thing to social media was a CB Radio. They called me Rubber Ducky.
Once I started a Convoy to get back at this hardass ex PT boat commander who became a cop after color was invented. Truckers and hippies came from all across the country tore that cops town up. That was a great social event, epic even. I think they made a movie about it.
Weren't those hippies in a chartreuse micro bus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss
I was about five years old, we saw that and Smokey and the Bandit at the local drive in,lol
I was sitting in the back of The Bandit's car chewing slowly bandits!
AnonI know a guy that owns a drive in
I'm the guy that you know that owns that drive-in!
AnonNah the guy I know that owns the drive in, made all the fast and furious movies, thats how i got to know the Rock, now we hang out and stuff and he tries to keep up with me in the gym but he's got a long ways to go.
I am the Rock! Can you smelllllllllll what the Rock is cookin!
Hahaha
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It's official. This series of 1-upping ha ha Ha's has made me laugh harder than any other Eroids post thus far. I laughed so hard I cried.
I always have to thank those that made me laugh. BigWA67, JUICEBOX, Engineereddisaster...et all...because as early back as April I couldn't laugh about anything.
Post something else man! Please!
Lmfao did I just get 1uped this is exactly why I love eroids you guys are to much (no homo)
AnonI started a topic like this a while ago, but mine was way more awesome, i got like 400 karma or something like that for epic writing skills.
I've written like infinity more posts on this topic and I got 400 karma for m shittiest post that was even way awesomest than your post.
This thread is tailor made for you lol
I know. I totally thought that before you did!
Hahaha!
Hahahaha that's right!
Pfft. I've been 1-upping people before social media was even a thing. Get on my level
I've been 1-upping people before you were even born!
I'm afraid to jump down that far.
Hahahah
Wit or wisdom. You're always offering up one of the two. Oftentimes both. I'm always honored to be on the receiving end of your bon mots, sir.
I see it all the time even my daughters friend is that way and she's only 6 years old I hate that shit why not be real instead of living in a fake ass world
Once I told my kids that we were doing to an awesome virtual reality center where you couldn't tell the difference it was that awesome.
I drove them to the water park.