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Why does my dick hurt

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ouch ouch

a lump
a bump

Can it be
can it bee
from the steroids
overseas?

Tumors freckles
the steroids to blame?
Roids ahoy
Inject roid rage

the end

KAkaka KaRmAaaaaa

gimme gimme gimme gimme

norcuron's picture

Well you can get a pimple just about anywhere running gear. Alcohol wipe it 2-3 times a day and see if it comes to a head. don't squeeze it until its got a head. Keep your dick clean. If its a open ulcer that leaks clear fluid , we call that herpes. I don't recommend alcohol on that. Go to a Dr for that.

KMC's picture

If a smartphone is so smart,........... Why do so many dumbasses own them?????

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true grit's picture

Wtf? Another whacko! They're falling out of the sky.

dubedition28's picture

Feminist

chopper41's picture

Probably because it's growing out of your head

tonytulo's picture

good luck with your goals.

swoldier's picture

Waiting...

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