+ 3 **WARNING** Hot Loads
Gentlemen...wanted to spread some awareness as I just got caught lacking.
Been on TRT for a few years and cycling about a year and a half. Currently mid cycle now. I've thought for years since I've been on TRT that my balls were completing shutdown and I was azoospermic. I mean I been blowing my wife's back out, dumping fat loads for years and no issue.
Well these small smooth balls were back at there fuckery and knocked up the wife. Wasn't planning on anymore kids...fuck.
The wife's not the kind to go out on me and we have a great relationship/marriage but still in the back of your mind you never know...anyways got my sperm tested and came back low but viable. Basically been playing Russian roulette for years and finally hit that one strong swimmer.
Just want to spread some awareness. Gear is definitely good. Bloodwork shows test is high.
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So I kind of posted this and then didn't follow up with the post and disappeared.
Finallt had time to read through all the comments and just wanted to thank you all for the support and comic relief as I needed it. Love this community.
I know I may have seemed put off by the thought of my wife being pregnant again but this baby is a blessing from the Lord and will be loved.
Massive congrats to you both and your families
The wife and I have been trying to get pregnant now for the past 3 to 4 years with no luck. We've been going to a fertility Dr for the past year, Sperm count has been fairly good for my age, Dr says I just have lazy swimmers. We've been talking it over and have decided to try and go the IVF route. I haven't been on cycle now for I can't remember how long. You guys talking about getting pregnant while on blast has me thinking that I need to do the same, getting on a solid cycle for an extended period of time would be a hell of a lot cheaper than IUI/IVF.
How much clomid are you on? What about HMG, Have you tried that? HCG is good too. If you haven’t tried all 3 together yet I’d definitely do that before spending the money on IVF. Although on IVF your wife should get GH so you can run any left over lol. Although it’s insanely expensive because insurance will not cover it.
I'm not on any yet, I've just started looking into different things that can help me/us before we start dropping 1000's of dollars on IVF. My insurance covers a little bit but not enough. I'll definitely look into/try the clomid,HMG,HCG combo. I greatly appreciate the info drop bro, I welcome anything that might help us out.
@smallsmoothballsack could help you out in a hurry. Lol jkjkjk
This is Dave palumbos pregnancy protocol. He had 3 kids using this after spending 15 years on gear. I think he had his youngest just a year or two ago. He’s 57. He says most people will get their wives pregnant within 6 weeks.
75 IU HMG (Human Menopausal Gonadotropin) every other day until pregnancy occurs.
2000 IU Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) every other day until pregnancy occurs.
50mg Clomid (clomiphene citrate) 2x a day until pregnancy occurs.
DO NOT TAKE ANY ANABOLIC STEROIDS or Hormone Replacement (HRT)
For some reason all I’ve been to think about today is “hot loads”. Can’t quite put my finger on it…
Hot live loads... Dude, if you get a chick knocked up while ur on gear, does it come out all jacked? Already has an eroids acct . Haha
Wife and I conceived two times while I was in the middle of a blast, and could never get pregnant when I purposely came off to try and have kids and considered ivf. Unexplainable to me. Our second one was a big whoops and happened 6 months after our first kid, while I was on a blast and while she was breastfeeding. So idk how that sperm made it happen! So we've got Irish twins and life is absolutely nuts. So keep that in middle after this one is born. You don't want to have another RIGHT away unless you crave absolute chaos.
That is crazy man. The odds of getting pregnant with you on blast and her breastfeeding are insanely low.
Imagine our surprise as we were holding a 6 month old at the time. Hahaha. I was in a deep dark funk for a long time because we already had our hands full. Babies are overwhelming. But oh well. At least my heart is full and not empty. They're little shits, but when they crawl up you when you get home and smile, or laugh with you, it erases all the hard times.
You can track her cycle with the Flo app. That'll help you not blow loads inside when she's fertile. The rest of the month you can blast away. Have to get your chick on board to make sure she accurately records the necessary data but it's pretty spot on. The being on gear plus tracking the cycle has served me well. Also, my girl in not on birth control. Shit is terrible for many women.
First off, congrats on becoming a dad, brother!
And yeah man, never trust that 100%. I personally know at least 3 IFBB pros who knocked up their wives right in the middle of prep, blasting 3g+ of gear. Sure, the thought always crosses your mind, but like you said…just because the axis is suppressed and the boys look shrunk down doesn’t mean you’re shooting blanks. There can still be enough swimmers in there to get the job done.
You’re lucky, but also like you mentioned, it’s something to take extra caution with…especially for guys who aren’t married and are just out there raw-dogging randoms. Getting some wild one-night stand pregnant could be straight-up life in prison level of trouble. Lmao
Congrats bro! I’ve never taken any chances on this. Even on gear I still always pull out and blow it in her mouth or on or in her ass lol. She’s not on birth control so I’m not going FAFO. I’ve just heard too many stories like yours of guys knocking their wives up on gear.
Can’t imagine a surprise pregnancy lol. All of ours were meticulously planned. I’m sure it’s going to be great though and you’ll both look back and be happy it happened.
Congrats mang, that’s the name of the game. I’m in the exact same boat, need to schedule a viability test because I think I don’t have the capability to conceive. Especially now on gear. But in the meantime I’ve been pumping these massive ropes deep in my girl everyday, multiple times a day. Love it.
Congrats. I got a vasectomy after kid number 4. Might wanna consider that. Lol.
I prefer anal.
Same. When my wife fucks me in the ass it’s almost a 100% guarantee she’s not getting pregnant.
LMFAOOOO!!!!!
I don't want to ask but i need to ask. What do you mean she's almost guaranteed to not get preggo?
I think he means when his wife is pegging the life and soul out of him, he ejaculates so hard the rebound off the walls and surfaces might have a successful swimmer finds its way into her womb. Slim chance but you can never rule anything out.
You win
Yo Adrian. I did it!
This^^^
And now i'm picturing david spade in a mullet getting pegged bent over the hood of his pontiac.
I shouldn't have asked.
I don’t wanna be that guy but my exwife wasn’t that type either. Until she was. Bitch got knocked up by some dude at her gym and I kicked her to the curb. After her abortion, so did he. Bitch got what she deserved.
Once a Slut always a Slut mate - they never change even if they want to. They may stop doing it for a few years but then always return to old ways, best rid.
Congrats!
Yeah man, my 11 month old was conceived on the tail end of a basically back to backdeca cycle. Gear definitely doesn't kill everything.
Congrats by the way I’m just paranoid now
Congrats bro. I’ve thought about it, and at my age, I’d be terrified. (She’s still good to go).
But I’d be happy too.
It usually is possible just odds are super low. Congrats!
Man, my worst fear. I’m going to start pulling out again.
Never surrender. Never retreat.
Always pull out unless they are on their period then it’s bury yourself balls deep and give them both barrels
HAHAHAA LMFAOOOOO!!!!
Congratulations Ballsack!!!
Are you totally sure on this though - You realise this means less money available for gear and more responsibilty as an Adult now??!! LOL
I'm crying.
Lmao...good luck, I tried that for years but 1 of them leap frogged without my permission inside the coveted coochie and went downtown to meet his partner!!
All it takes is 1 !!!
You guys are literally scaring the fuck out of me. Last month she was 10 days late and I haven’t touched her since. I’m thinking of getting snipped because my plan for sterility has pretty much been obliterated.
Mate soon as my girl is a day late I buy a pregnancy test. Waiting for it to arrive when it’s late is torture.
Yeah, it’s like how I react when an international package is late and I start packing to leave the country.
Hahaha "I'm gonna go track this motherfucker down..."
Thank God my trusty Old hand doesn't have the ability to get pregnant.
You’d have more kids than Genghis Khan if it did
LMAO - I'd tell em they ain't getting fed for a few days as Dad needs his gear!!!
Kids can go without eating for a few days as long as they have water can't they?
Just set them free in the woods to hunt annd forage for themselves and they will come back in a few years looking like this guy.
Who would of thought that Liver is so Anabolic and full of Protein eh??!!
He is similar I think to Jimmyfuju in his weird shit and routines
Did you watch documentary on him? Bloke made a fortune telling followers his physique was down to eating raw liver etc swearing blind he wasn’t on peds. Guess what….
Haha turned out he was dropping like 5-10k a month on gear
Whilst his followers had driven their families crazy by taking them into the wilderness killing and eating anything that moved in the vain hope of false gains