+ 1 Waitress n her comment!!! Stupid...
Wassup everyone. Today I go n eat at a restaurant with My wife to be, and my two lil girls. I ordered some salad called Cozumel salad with oranges, grapes alvocado, etc etc and added extra chicken with no taco shell.
She starts to laugh, n says "O, only girls order that n giggles..." Im like what a bitch. My girl cant help but laugh. I was like hey I eat bitch food n look like a gorilla fuck you!!!
I didn't say that but wanted too. Other dude came by n comped r appetizer cus r waitress sucked. Then this other bruh, even told me damn bro you swoll, lol. Anywho just pissed me off sum chubby lookin ugly blonde bitch trying to say im feminem or whatever. Jealous ass bitch!!!
So fuckin what bitch I don't need your comments, n she got a 5 dollar tip. Didn't wanna give her anything but my fiancé did.
Lmao, had to let yall know!!!
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what happened to the OP? you know I might have started it down below but did you guys have to ratt pack him like this? damn its gotten brutal around this camp while I was gone!
AnonGive him a minute ,he had to run back and tip that waitress ;) plus stop off and buy some cranberries and mandarin oranges for tonights salad !
Which reminds me of the big salad Im having for lunch
Lmao... Like blood in the water sir , they will eat ya up.
Brother you have to relax and not take life to seriously imo. If you know you are not a "girl" than who cares what people say, you let everyone have that kind of power over your emotions it will distract you from the good things like you little girls and wife to be.
Besides she is the only one who embarrassed herself not you, clearly your a big guy who eats good that is all that showed:)
AnonI went to dinner and here comes this dude in a pink Shirt... A pink Shirt! He had one hot ass woman with him too!
You know I really thought you were more understanding than that, so yes I wore pink and maybe sure I had matching under ware but at least you acknowledged my hot ass woman. And don't give me any shit about her being paid how the hell else could I get a date with a pick shirt!
AnonYou know, I would never wear a pink shirt because of my insecurities but other guys who are more secure can pull it off, therefor people refrain from any comments towards these people.
Where I get my hair cut, one of the barbers wears a kilt and no one ever gives him any flack about it. If I were to do it someone would give me shit.
Well D they are either more secure or have no fashion sense lol. Unfortunately for me wearing pick shirts is by default. I have a daughter who is stunning in beauty but when it comes to laundry not so much. If I took a picture of all my white t shirts that she has turned pick I don't think you would stop laughing for a week:). I will say this is one of the reasons I send my Dress Whites Uniforms to the dry cleaners.
AnonOh pank... I can't wait to have a little princess one day soon, she is going to be dressed in pink and purple 24/7.Thanks for the reminder to keep an eye on whites. ;)
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkYes it does change your whole perspective on life. I actually wanted girls because I knew too much of what a pain in the ass I am so I said "I don't need more mini me s' running around lol. But I am grateful my sons are better than me so that turned out good as well. But my girls are so smart and bold...but watch the laundry for sure. At one point I though my daughter was doing it on purpose to try to keep me from deploying, thinking if she sabotage my clothes I couldn't go lol. Than I just realized she is color blind even though she isn't lol
AnonHehehe oh my goodness. Silly girl
I would probably do the same thing.
Dam homie be cool fuck her we all have personal mission and we dont have time to tell everybody about what were trying to do .
Haha, duude.. Did that make such an impact that you HAD to share it on eroids? What kind of reaction did you want from us?
TronWhoa! Whoa! easy killer! rethink this whole scenario. You said you look like a gorilla right? some guy walks buy and says you look swole as hell right? The waitress probably made the comment thinking you would think it was funny too seeing as how big you are and comparing that you look like that to the girl food you just ordered. I am sure she meant no harm. Do you need someone to convince you you are masculine or are you the confident gorilla you say you are? confident enough not to be bothered by a meaningless comment made by a waitress.. ...... ;)
lmao did u forget to take anti estorgen bro?
who cares what a fat whale has to say about anything
Dude are you on too much tren?!? It was a benign comment that waitresses make. My gf is s waitress, when someone orders an amazing blonde beer, she says I'm right here but if you want I can go get my homegirl and you can have 2 amazing blondes. Waitresses say cutsie shit like that to try and get bigger tips. She made a little joke, BFD. You gotta admit the salad sounds a little gay, and if you were with anyone not in the lifestyle you probably would've gotten some shit from them too. Just tell them that as soon you get done with your faggot salad you guys can pop your shirts off and compare physiques. Course 2 shirtless dudes in a restaurant flexin down might be construed as a little gay too!
"You gotta admit the salad does sound a little gay". LMFAO
56tooThats some funny shit there bro
Anonlmfao !!! very funny very funny
Fella. Who cares? Her impression of you is immaterial. Your GF should not of laughed though. "Chubby" girls have their own problems, hence "chubby". You don't have any problems, except probably too hung up on what some folk think of you. Go back and get the $5 back, tell her it's so she doesn't spend it in Maccies :-)
Lol
Last fat waitress that clowned me ended up in a van down by the river.
"It puts the lotion on its skin". Lmao
LMFAO
teach me your ways
Calm down and eat your girlie salad with pride.
Some people can't censor what comes out of their mouth. She's taken thousands of orders and a man never ordered that. She said a true thing. She didn't pause to consider the implication. After she said it she realized she implied that you were a girl, thus the nervous giggle.
You can call me Dr. Phil. I charge a nickle per analysis. (The first one is free.)
Congratulations on you engagement (and your diet choices.)
Ya man don't sweat it.she probably didn't even mean to offend you. Plus just because we are health freaks doesn't mean anybody else needs to be. I feel fitness and religion should never be PUSHED upon a person
Throw a twinky on the floor and kick the porker while she's down scavenging for it and assert your fruity salad dominance in the room
Anonno tip might have her thinking you forgot, A small tip tells her she sucks
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Ace VenturaDon't be so fuckin insecure! You should be able to laugh WITH her and your fiancé. You shouldn't take yourself so seriously. Seriously.
Damn! she straight threw a clown on you and your girl even laughed! honestly im laughing right now, thats some funny shit! even funnier cause you took it seriously! :0
Lmao!
I would've said something to the manager... I don't eat good, but I still look quite large with somewhat low BF.... Fortunately I only get compliments...