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Steroids and the Olympics

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Hey kids just a little food for conversation...I don't imagine that there are many here who follow women's gymnastics but have you noticed how fricken old our women's gymnastics team is?
We have:
Simone Biles-Age 19
Gabby Douglas-Age 20
Madison Kocian-Age 19
Laurie Hernandez-Age 16
And wait for it....
Aly Raisman-Age 22 effing years old!

Holy shit kids, that's pretty damn old does anyone remember a team being that old? I don't.

Aly Raisman was considered to be the old lady of the team during the last Olympics.

Just something to think about.

I'm a firm believer that all except perhaps Hernandez are neck deep in high end untraceable juice. Take a look at them.
Look at the masculine characteristics...not just in the muscles but in the skeletal muscles, the facial features etc.

Don't get me wrong, these ladies have more talent and winning heart than Monster666's mom has at a Tijuana post donkey show blowjob contest.

I'm just saying that there is chemical performance enhancement...just as there has been and always will be in competitive Olympic sports.

Why wouldn't there be? There isn't money in that shit for the individual competitor. What the hell does a 16 year Olympic champion do after she retires?
Here you have a kid who doesn't know shit except gymnastics. Sure there are a few superstars who pick up endorsements and sponsors while they are hot and sure they have their camps and motivational speaking arrangements that bring in some money, but that shit dries up fast. After 10 years they are has-beens who lived large for a brief minute and then forgotten.

Take a look at Aly Raisman. If she hadn't made it to the Olympic team this year...What then? Maybe sell some naked pics of herself...Oh wait..didn't she already do the naked thing?

So there you are...the perfect storm for a high end un-traceable juice. A competitor gets approached by her trainer, who is jobless when She retires and pimps the latest and greatest to her student. Is she going to pull the trigger just to still be somebody? You bet your ass she is. I would.

You may say.."But Ed, they don't have shit like that out there".
I say bullshit. I will submit to you my friends in juice...that there is shit out there and shit that is being developed that would blow your mind. We may not have state sponsored juicing like the Russians, but we have the drive and there are very smart chemists out there who are brilliant and damn tired of making 50k a year. Ever watch Breaking bad? You bet your ass there are guys like that out there. Smile

At any rate...just my thoughts. I use the women gymnasts as an example. Not to pick on them because I think they kick some serious ass. This conversation could go across the board for the majority of Olympic athletes.

I say stop the testing and let's let the Olympics become a freak fest without the shame.

Anyone remember how fun baseball was when we were watching Sosa and McGuire crank shit out of the park?

I do and I miss it.

All my love,
No homo
Ed

zeb0312's picture

Yea my friend told me when he goes to baseball game he wants them to knock it out of the county for the price he pays for the seats........

Just like nascar people go to see the wrecks and drink beer,not for the race......

Take beer away how many would attend then???

Engineereddisaster's picture

Probably Just the Black guys. Smile

zeb0312's picture

ha ha you're full of yourself this evening bro. lol

Engineereddisaster's picture

I personally think that they are at a whole new level now. Balco was ahead of the game but I think that hey have stepped away from the 4 ring hormone bases and have a whole new jimmy.

vhman's picture

You seem to know waaaayyy too much about woman's gymnastics. Not sure if any of us can legally comment on the ages of these "girls" either.
Thanks for blurring the lines again ED!
USA! USA! USA!

No homo.
Vhman.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Had they been younger I would have definitely added a precautionary "no pedo".

vhman's picture

I feel much better now. I had completely forgotten about the "no pedo" by-laws. I'll brush up on the proper use of them. Thanks!
USA! USA! USA!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Bro, your "USA USA USA" at the end of that statement was worth about 1000 no homos. Well played. Smile

vhman's picture

I'm only following your lead. It's really made many of us study the entire "no homo" by-laws.

KMC's picture

The chemical Olympic's.

Been that way for years.

The summer ones tend to be worse than the winter ones.

Unless there is a compound to make you better at head first down an ice chute on 2 little steel rails.

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Yeah. I've heard crack works, and it clears the system pretty fast.

KMC's picture

yeah,..............probably reduces the pain if you go off track.

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Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol. No probably about it. Smile

zeb0312's picture

It's getting ridiculous bro it really is...

.........ANYTHING FOR THE WIN......

Engineereddisaster's picture

I say embrace it. But embrace it openly.

zeb0312's picture

Well I agree to a point. Why not embrace it. All these owners, athletes, and officials denying all of it and everone know it's horse shit and its happening and been happening every since the begging of games.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Unfortunately there will always be cheaters.
However, every now and then you get total freaks of nature who come by awesomeness naturally. Guys like Bo Jackson, Chuck Liddell, and George W Bush.

zeb0312's picture

George W Bush.........right on........

That dam Bo Jackson was on a different level than any other athletes period, played all them sports.

Engineereddisaster's picture

He was unbelievably gifted.

zeb0312's picture

Yes he was......then you have others get paid 53 million for 2 years in nba .......wtf.......

All about the money bro as in everything else and every business and sports not the athletes physical abilities anymore but there money making abilities.

The Impastable's picture

Can you imagine how boring it would all be if all the competitors were just average Joes and above average Joes?

zeb0312's picture

It would be this, and who would pay millions for this.

Be fun tho

vhman's picture

Sadly Martha was stripped of her Tin metal, due to a positive blood test. She had perfect cholesterol and blood sugar levels. A huge disappointment and same to the red neck community.

zeb0312's picture

Lmfao

The Impastable's picture

Where do I sign up?

zeb0312's picture

Lmfao

Makwa's picture

The Olympics remind me of the guy claiming he is all "natty". It all boils down to who is the best at cheating the system.

Engineereddisaster's picture

That and a little added extreme talent. Smile

Engineereddisaster's picture

22 year old lady...shit that's almost too old for you to date. Smile