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+ 6 NOOBS FEAR LEADS TO DISASTER!!!!!!!!

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NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION...I would like to take a minute to touch on questions not asked out of fear of reprisal. For the noobs...Please do not let fear keep you from asking any question, rather it be about a symptom, compound, or what have you. Yes it can be intimidating with all the vets on here and the quick to dis youngsters with their "broscience"...BUT A question unasked is a question unanswered and "for lack of knowledge they perished" ......For the VETS..Try to remember what it was like to be the noob we all started there...scold those who need scolding,rebuke those who need rebuking and help those who need YOUR help.....stay strong people

Dickkhead's picture

My only concern here is that some newcomers want us to serve up basic information like we are paid consultants. We have an archive to read. At least do SOME reading. If after that, u have a question, there shouldn't be any fear. Only time I go on a rampage is when the NOOB is already into a massive tren cycle at his first time at the rodeo and is after the fact feeling like crap getting nowhere and looking for answers. It seems to happen a bit too much nowadays but that's just my take.

White Bolt's picture

I already was well versed on the cycle I was going to run before ever posting here. I have researched gear casually (as a hobby) for four years leading up to my first cycle -- trying to make the most of my natural gains during the meantime and educating myself fully before taking the leap.

A lot of these new comers really do not put the appropriate level of research into the hormones they put into their bodies or aware themselves on the remedies to alleviate the potential unwanted side effects that may come their way.

Jc74s's picture

I always injoy your articles brother because of you I keep water by my bed keep it up

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HllwdBdBoy's picture

Okay... where to begin... How about this - NOOBS BE VERY AFRAID!

Yes it can be intimidating with all the vets on here and the quick to dis youngsters with their "broscience"...

Broscience?! Its all we have my man, when they start doling out actual, non prejudicial scientific information of steroid use ON HUMANS then we may be able to put "broscience" to rest. Until then we are each other eyes and ears around here, We are each others guinea pigs, We are the frontlines of how this shit really works

BUT A question unasked is a question unanswered and "for lack of knowledge they perished"

NEVER has there been a such a place where so much collective and cumulitive knowledge and experience has been stored and categorized in ONE PLACE! ANY KNUCKLEHEAD could very easily place an order and have absolutely EVERYTHING the need to know in place before the pack even arrives. All they would have to do is use the SEARCH BAR, scroll, read, cross reference, scroll, read, etc... We are inundated with simple, basic questions that have been answered 100 times over... But seeing that most are lazy and would rather have someone givethem an answer rather than take a whole 5 minutes to find the answer for themselves we have to go through the whole "..first cycle should be TEST ONLY for 10-12 wks..." over and over again

Try to remember what it was like to be the noob we all started there

I do remember, in fact its difficult to forget cuz my AXIS is fucked for life because I did not have access to the collective cumulative knowledge and experience of eroids. And even with everything that is here we still get idiots who come here and snub the system cuz THEY know what THEY are doing. So to that I say let natural selection take its course cuz dumbasses like that shouldn't be reproducing anyway!

My .02

Dickkhead's picture

NEVER has there been a such a place where so much collective and cumulitive knowledge and experience has been stored and categorized.

THAT - THAT IS THE PROBLEM. The song "In the Year 2525" is a wee bit before my time but you don't need your arms nor your legs - some machine's (the computer and the net) is doin' that for you . . .

How is it possible to fuck up in 2014? The kids can't read (or they won't). The kids certainly can't follow a proper meal plan. They sure as hell can't lift fucking weights or train with any intensity or consistency.

I don't blame some of the vets around here for throwing in the towel. Not one little bit.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

This place definitely has us spoiled. It's like a vortex here though, once you get sucked in you can't get out. Well you can, but you know what I mean.

I have a feeling that you have always been a leader in your life, and lead by example. Respect.

UgtaBkdNme's picture

BOOM.

Have some karma clearly you needed some... You're welcome.

Gymjunkie01's picture

What get noobs flamed is there lack of testicular fortitude to put in the effort to research and learn. And the fact I refuse to give guidance to guys that's way to young to be running steroids or they have demonstrated the lack of basic knowledge. Your correct we was there one day and we realize that we started to young and should have waited till later on in life to run AAS.

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HllwdBdBoy's picture

Oh I will DEF respond to this when I get home

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

"broscience".

I love that terminology lol.

.For the VETS..

Does that mean anyone who has completed 5 cycles or more?........... i saw a comment the other day on an old post where a 24yrs old described himself as a VET lol

Catalyst's picture

This whole vet term is so over used on eroids. I would go as far as to say there's probably only 3 or 4 I would put in that category, and I'm definitely not one of those.

ReadyToKillIt's picture

I'm starting to get leary of this title. Someone called me a vet the other day. I clearly state in my profile how many cycles/pct I have run and what compounds I'm experienced with, I AM NO VET. I wish there was a way to single out and identify the true vets.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

Well if this is any measure of how we get "classed".... i have 53 logged cycles in old training journals, not including the first few when i first started using back in "81" and been ON constantly for the last 2.5yrs since going full TRT........ done 28 comps in total which includes 3 1st place major national titles..... many many 2nd and 3rd place wins........... my AVI is a 1st place win in my first ever Masters over 50 category .. i was 50 at that time...... the comp pic in my profile is from the nationals last year at age 53, this years plans are on ice at the moment due to having a broken wrist .. so it might be the back end of the year when i am in full competitive shape again unfortunately..... i am now a full-time coach/trainer with a stable of top athletes on-board who are going to dominate this years shows (male + female) so yeah i am very proud .

So yeah ... if 5 cycles is how VETS are born i was a VET @ 21yrs old LMFAOOOOOOOO (AS IF).

But!..... the info above is fucking useless here really.... because eroids is NOT a bodybuilding site.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Shit, is that all?, lol you still got all of those old cycles in a journal somewhere? If so do you ever look back at them, and think WTF was I doing? I'm Sure if you knew then what you know now you would have changed a thing or two.

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

WTF was I doing? I'm Sure if you knew then what you know now you would have changed a thing or two.

lol... not at all brother!..... i had good cycling protocol well in place before i was 25/26 ... nothing much as changed over the years regarding steroids but time as made me my own nutrition guru... and that my friend is 85% if not more!.. the name of the game.

Pale's picture

Same here brother. I have spent more time than I care to admit reading and learning here but I am still a Novice at best. All the knowledge ain't shit without the experience. And I still am far from mastering diet. Matter of fact it frustrates the shit out of me.

rolltide3's picture

Been so long since I been in school do u take broscience in high school or middle school lol

GrowMore's picture

Great post mate. I find 80% of my question are answered with a quick search and then 19% are answered through private mail. Then and only then I'll post a thread for the remaining 1% of questions.
+1

rolltide3's picture

Ya I see all of young men needing guidance on here and usually we as a community helps them but it can be trying sometimes cause most of the young bloods on here know it all already(I was the same way lol ). So I might add to the newer guys be humble and when u ask for advice take it. Don't take it as we are coming down on you just because the answer isn't what u wanted to hear

wolverinewannabe's picture

Good post brother. Very true.