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-6 New to steroids

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Hello everyone, I am the average noob when it comes to steroids, however not lifting. You may know me from Luimarcos video he made about me, but if anyone could give me some advice on first cycle, and the best site to buy from that would help. Or any sites that give you free samples just so I could try them out a bit but I can't leave a review cause I don't have 6 karma. All help is appreciated thanks!

IrishMack's picture

Luimarco would kick your ass for thinking about this on the daily, he does not salute you.

tonytulo's picture

Nope. Nope. Nope.

bolt781's picture

KMC's picture

" You may know me from Luimarcos video he made about me, "

Your about to violate several federal laws, why not make it even easier for the cops to find you, .........like maybe tell us your name. DOB, SSN, and the numbers off your better credit cards.

Fools, ..... ........The Invasion of EROIDS.

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Pale's picture

You starred in your own video? Just so we are clear it wasn't gay porn right? Not that there's anything wrong with that.. If you did. You can tell us.

Greg's picture

Diet and exercise questions only. Any more questions or participation about AAS use will get you banned

Captain R's picture

I will bet two chicken breasts and a can of Tuna this is just someone yanking your chains.

dudebro's picture

Yeah just some idiot that's probably been banned before.

Prepforit's picture

Look man, I know you are eager to hit up some steroids. At 18 years old I can tell you with 100% certainty that you can still get bigger and steroids will back fire on you and cause a lot of problems at your age and stage in your endocrine system. Stay natural, eat big, lift big and you will get more sense of accomplishment from doing it natural. Steroids are not going to make you gain 50 lbs of solid muscle in a few months like some people think. What you get from steroids at this point in your life is all obtainable naturally. So why waste the money and stress on your system?? Just doesn't make sense man. Stay natural, focus on being the best you can possibly be and maybe later on you can try out steroids. The gym is a life long journey, if you try and sprint the whole race you will fail. Slow and steady will win this race.

Catalyst's picture

Stats
Age: 18
Height: 5'7
Weight: 150
BF

LMFAO. Get lost kid.

stang77's picture

That pretty much sums it up!(get lost kid).

bolt781's picture

This shit made me laugh hard bro! Short n salty...like ya flicked a booger.

zeusmarada's picture

At eroids, we have a pretty strict policy to tell anyone under the age of 25, YOU DON'T NEED STEROIDS. YOU NEED TO LIFT YOUR ASS OFF, CHASE PUSSY, DRINK SHITTY BEER ON WEEKENDS AND COME BACK IN A FEW YEARS WHEN YOU'VE REACHED YOUR TRUE ANABOLIC POTENTIAL.

If you truly are only 18 years old like your profile says, then dude, you very seriously don't need steroids. You have more natural testosterone raging through your body right now than you ever will. Utilize it. Get your ass to the gym six days a week. Be smart when you lift, not reckless. The last thing you need is an injury that stays with you for the rest of your life.

Come back in seven years after you've truly maxed out your natural potential. Steroids will still be here, and you'll be physically and emotionally ready to utilize their medicinal side effects.

I'll post a link below to a thread. I'm requesting you read every comment in there. Educate yourself and really listen. If you do, you'll be unstoppable going forward, I can tell you.

zeusmarada's picture

If you don't know what the fuck you're doing in a gym, that's ok. I'd lifted for four years by the time I was 18 but I still wasn't really "hitting my stride" until I discovered lifting programs that are designed for physique. If you want, please friend me and PM me, and I'm happy to e-mail you a few year long programs that really mix it up and keep the weight room "fun." You'll grow, you'll enjoy it, and it'll challenge the fuck out of you. You may think that we might be picking on you since you're young. We're not. We're rooting for you. We all wish we could go back at 18 and know what we know now. But we can't. We can simply pay it forward to those who are there now.