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Hey all,

I’m trying to source some Miget Hookers for a future Taboo swapping of fluids, something I’ve done in the past, but for the life of me I can’t find a freak like me that will ship to the UK.

Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.

Miget Hookers isn’t a banned substance, so I shouldn’t be breaking any rules here. Just like asking for the best place to buy Anal Cream.

Chad P's picture

Well done @Greg

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DeeMan's picture

@chad @Drexyl @Greg just on a glare I thought this post was about Rusty Hooker? My bad. Lol well maybe it is. He drove trucks in Europe so who knows.

Drexyl's picture

He drove trucks here too…

DeeMan's picture

You better believe it! Remember that YouTube clip he posted?

He loved driving those trucks in Europe though. He said he drove out there for a year or two

BFG's picture

this post is going to bring in the google search weirdos

Drexyl's picture

Caught my attention… I have a lot of down time at work. This isn’t necessarily a good thing.

TheIcon's picture

i was always searching for lesbian bi-racial amputee midget porn and could never find any.

Squatch710's picture

Its called lobstertube

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sandman3698's picture

If theres a source that ships them to the u.s let me know.. Although with this heat, Id be worried about them showing up DOA....I mean Id still use them... And luckily the hole in my yard wouldnt have to be all that deep.

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Drexyl's picture

Wanna go Dutch? Splitting the cost, not a Dutch midget. I don’t know if they have any over there…

sandman3698's picture

Well my plan was to get 2.. Make one stand on the others shoulders and wear an overcoat, pretend like theyre delivering me a pizza... I havent quite figured out the reason for the "reveal" yet... Maybe they beat me up... Maybe they seduce me with the coat on and by the time they take it off its too late for me to say no.... Not sure yet, but if that sounds like some boat floatin to you then its a party!.

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Drexyl's picture

It’s definitely a party. Maybe not beaten up, but dominated. Like one is giving you pleasure, while the other is looking you right in the eyes while spitting in your mouth and calling you demeaning names. All the while you’re looking up at that big midget head.

23Sparta's picture

This was a good post. I just spent the last 20minutes surfing the midget porn on Reddit and now I’m a fan

Drexyl's picture

I’ll post a link of my favorite. It’s a secretary scene.

press1's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA LMFAOOOO!!!! Fuck NOOOO I didn't just see that

Drexyl's picture

She’s hot though, right? You wouldn’t say no

sandman3698's picture

Damn, now Im gonna have to explain to my wife why her pillow is sticky.

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press1's picture

I Bloody Would say NOOOO!!! Lmfao

This is what I'm talkin about - 1 of my All time Faves:

https://www.xnxx.com/video-5j01l0c/ass_traffic_nicky_s_boots_are_made_fo...

Drexyl's picture

Why no? Is it the feet?

press1's picture

The Whole Thing is BUTT Ugly LMAO - Plus its more wrong than bangin a Tranny!!

Drexyl's picture

Don’t talk tranny unless you’re talking the truck driving crossdresser on the 1992 episode of cops…

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Drexyl's picture

lol, I forgot about that one!!!

23Sparta's picture

Woah woah woah Press, slow down….

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press1's picture

Hey Bud as log as they are fit I'll bang em! Lol They always give the game away with their arses though don't they, its just never as good as a womans.

Show me a sexy midget and I'll give a verdict ....

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press1's picture

MMmmmm I feel it would be wrong of me to give an answer on this one LMAO

23Sparta's picture

What’s understood need not be spoken

23Sparta's picture

Calm down Press, don’t hurt yourself

23Sparta's picture

lol, I see you’re a veteran

Drexyl's picture

With the scars to prove. Some are in my urethra.

23Sparta's picture

Lmao

Drexyl's picture

You realize @Greg caused this…

23Sparta's picture

Lmao, huh. Greg’s fault all day. With great power comes great responsibility

Drexyl's picture

I’ll bet $100 he’s jerked off to midget porn at least once in his life, we all have. No offense Greg, but it’s a safe bet. Lol

Greg's picture

Do you win if I jerked off on a midget and not to?

Drexyl's picture

Man that’s the pinnacle, the grand prize! Lmao

23Sparta's picture

Lmao, I gotta go where the odds are in your favor. I’m in for a blue face too

Drexyl's picture

I love her.

23Sparta's picture

Type midget into the Reddit search bar. Theres some stupid bad ones

Drexyl's picture

I mean, I’m honestly interested in this. If she’s Arab I can check two items off the bucket list in one shot.

Greg's picture

Just two? that's a total of four feet.

Drexyl's picture

lol!!!!!

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