Forum: Here's a hypothetical... ~bimmerm3, 2012

bimmerm3

posted Thu, 02/02/2012 - 19:25

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Here's a hypothetical...

So your 5 or 6 weeks into your cycle, your all cut up looking good and you decide to go out to the bar. You meet a pretty lady and you both come to the mutual agreement that you would like to have consensual sex, you bring back to your pad and start the heavy petting. She sticks her hand down your pants to feel your balls and realize how tiny they are. Well how do you explain such a thing without telling her your injecting performance enhancing drugs in your ass....this is a hypothetical of course

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big greek
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02/03/2012 - 04:07

I never understood the fixation about"I got huge balls man"lol..id rather have the big dick then big balls,and like tread m said once they see and get the beast,Story over.................Anyway I want the girl fixated on the king not his servants under him..

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big greek
02/03/2012 - 10:53

LMFAO i like that THE KING thing:)

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GURU
02/03/2012 - 00:58

Just drag out the swole veiny one eyed trouser snake and proceed to ream that bitch,when she starts to scream put the hammer down harder dont stop till that poop hole starts to bleed and she calls you daddy (LOLLOLLOLOLOLOL).

Thats what i would do HYPOTHETICAL OF COURSE.

1sttimer
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02/02/2012 - 22:45

Get yourself a he/she so you can compare.

ravishing65
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02/02/2012 - 22:29

Like mentioned below, HCG and its no longer an issue.

~~Anon~~
02/02/2012 - 20:56

Just say thats one of your balls and the other is hiding, 2 wont fit in your sack when you push one down the other goes up lol

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02/02/2012 - 20:40

If I were you brother. I would say something like, Yeah, I'm obviously a pussy, maybe you should go home to masturbate. J/k : ) just say something like. They're actually normal size, my sausage just makes em look smaller. Besides, her attention should be on that anyway. But I'm not a big fan of my girl playing w/my nads.

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sgtstedanko
02/02/2012 - 20:55

Lmao...or you could say they were the size of tennis balls and you had a reduction surgery. Tell her you were even a solid 12 inches up top and women alway seemed to prefer 3 inches so you had them fix that while they were there anyway! So no nad play for the little misses huh? I guess we get to learn about everything about our friends here. You don't get that shit on FB!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY BALLS..LIKE THAT BITCHES!

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tread-m
02/02/2012 - 21:30

That would probably work as well brother. Yeah, not too much. I've got a couple after market ones (one aircraft grade aluminium, & one glass) that make a clinking sound when I walk. & they really sound funny when I run these days. Needless to say, It's hard to sneak up on peeps : ( I can tell when It's gonna rain though. LOL! That's about it...