FOR PEOPLE ON PAROLE?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS SUGGEST IF SOMEONE WERE ON PAROLE AND THEIR PO MIGHT POSSIBLY TRY TO CATCH THEM USING STEROIDS? IS THERE ANYWAY TO JUICE AND NOT BE ABLE TO GET CAUGHT IN A BLOOD TEST OR SOMETHING? OF COURSE THE TEST LEVELS WILL BE HIGH BUT ARE THERE WAYS OF STILL BEING ABLE TO JUICE AND NOT GET CAUGHT ON A SPECIFIC COMPOUND? FOR EXAMPLE IVE HEARD DECA CAN BE PICKED UP IN URINE FOR LIKE A YEAR OR SOME SHIT? IM SURE THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE ON HERE ON PAROLE THAT WOULD LIKE TO KNOW TOO LOL CAUSE ITS LIKE THEY SAY IF PEOPLE ARENT ASKING IF YOURE ON JUICE YOURE NOT FUCKIN DOIN IT RIGHT AND EVERYTIME I JUICE MY PO IS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING O.o ?!?!?! HE ASKED ME ABOUT STEROIDS LAST TIME AND I HAD TO PLAY DUMB BUT ITS SO OBVIOUS WHEN I GET ON THEM I BLOW THE FUCK UP IN EVEN SHORTER TIME THAN MOST ON JUICE.
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i already did that bro lol. i got a bottle of this hexatest stuff that just came out and saved the bottle and left 4 pills in it cause i thought the exact same thing i just dont know if its anything close to the compounds ill be using though i researched it a little and someone said they thought it was something like a prop ester. i just found out yesterday at court that im getting house arrest for 4 months instead of going to jail so im really gonna blow the fuck up while im stuck at home hopefully hell take into consideration i have nothing to do but lift but im the type of person that can eat 10 pizzas and still lose 10 pounds that day ya know my metabolism is just ridiculous then when i get on cycle i put on like 20 pounds the first week and a half so if i can keep him away from me for a good month without him just popping in and realizing it happened that quick hopefully ill be fine. only time will tell. the reason im so worried about jail though is cause im on suboxone i was a heroin addict and ive been clean and on suboxone for 2 years now and its worse than heroin to try and get off of and if i go to jail theyll make me kick it cold turkey and the withdrawls last about 2 months from the dosage ive been at so im not tryin to have to get off of it yet i mean i pretty much trust myself enough now that i know i never wanna touch heroin or go through dope sickness again but im not ready to fight the dragon yet ya know? well im makin my order today so cycle should start next week. wish me luck fellas lol
You might pick up a couple of bottle of the latest and Greatest Pro-Hormones similiar to the compounds that you are taking if they have any. Tell him that's what is blowing you up. If he asks, show him a couple of half empty bottles. If you piss positive you might be able to blame it on the prohormones.
hahaha maybe ill try that powerhouse. the dude honestly isnt bad for a po he could be alot worse. hes pretty cool to me for the most part so unless i start getting in trouble again and bash someones skull i think im alright. im gonna try and get a script from the doc if i can pull the wool over their eyes and trick them and not do a pct next cycle haha well see. i think id be better off if i had a chick though dudes definitely jealous of me. lol homo
yea bro a sweatshirt will give it away.. funny story is i waled into my po's office once, sat down and my pecs were looking great so i started fexing them... bhaaa i thought that fat bitch was going to take my ass right to jail..she was like ahhh wtf.. i was like ah sorry i got muscle twitches.. then she was like getthe fuck out .. ha anyways i think you will be fine if you get a underarmour heat gear long sleeve and you should be fine, and im not talking about a small..
these guys are right. dont flaunt it and they wont have a reason to test you.
i already do try to go in in like sweatshirts and shit but its like 100 degrees out now and he caught on in the winter lol thats the problem
the regular old 10 or 12 panels i can pass no problem its if he does decide to try and bust me on the juice test specifically that im worried about. they definitely suspect me of using the shit like i said if noones accusing you youre not juicing right.
I got probably 6 years left guys and i definitely dont try to be a problem my po and i actually get along pretty decent i used to be heavy into hard drugs til i got ahold of some juice really and fell the fuck in love. i was gettin piss tested at first but never popped hot once and now he hasnt tested me in like 5 months. but last time i was on juice he called me out and said it was gonna get me in trouble if i was doing something so i better stop a few months later i went into pct and ive not really heard much about it since hell just say shit like youre not screwin around with that stuff again are you ya know like sayin he knows im doin it but he doesnt wanna accuse me right out on steroids and offend me when ive passed all his other tests so far im just not sure how to take him on the situation idk if hed actually get probation department to pay for it if its really expensive. like how expensive are we talkin here? ive never heard of anybody gettin in trouble for it around here but then again its almost unheard of where im from to even be able to get juice really. the people around here are dumb as fuck noone knows where to go to get anything. i was just wondering if something like tne is gonna be impossible to find since theres no ester maybe or something like that that was a for sure of not being even able to get caught ya know? if theres a 100% fool proof way to juice and not be able to get caught i wanna know what it is lol
just punch him out if he bothers you again
theyre not gunna test you for juice bro. they dont have the test and they dont care enough to get it. i had distribution and conspiracy to manufacture charges for ketamine. they had no test in the office for it. they could have ordered it. but guess what, no test was ever given. you'll be fine bro.
You're absolutely right, they won't test for it, unless they suspect you. If they think you're on juice, they WILL run a 10 panel test. They do in my state anyway.
will a 10 panel detect juice? from my experience all the extra panels are just used for dif kinds of pain killers and benzos and wack shit like that.
State by state....ya many differences! One person posted he kept his gear locked with his gun. In my state that is automatically felony weapons and distribution....vs just possession. Too many laws :(
When I was on Parole I was juicing! I never gave a hot urine. They have to be looking for it. If they think you're juicing, they'll test you.
My buddy was a butthole to his PO so had to pee every time. When his test showed up as pregge.....there was two pissed individuals. Lol!! Plus 6mo back to County....
preggers? really? why dud they give him a pregnancy test?
They knew he was dirty but his pee kept coming clean. Thats how they proved it wasn't his. He was doing the sneaky pee.
lol. oh got u. def have to use pee within your own gender. even without pregnancy test a lab could tell the gender. my local area only did on site drop sticks. if i was in your boys shoes when i was getting cuffed i would have told him, yeah i am pregnant, and your wifes the father.
He'd take her piss and pack in condom....slip under his sack n crack so it stayed warm. Thumbnail n go. PO thought tge preggo was funny. Lol!
There not gonna drug test you for roids in my opinion, I don't think you need to worry.
Deca lingers a long time. Typical drug tests are for narcotics...speed heroine weed. Old drug testing for testosterone was a 12:1 ratio for competitions. With a po.....it kinda depends on him/her as to if they wanna push issues. Testing is expensive but of course if you're acting an ass towards em ya know they can power play. You have long time left?
I was only given the 5 panel test for the top abused narcotics while on parole.
THC
Opiates
Barbituates
amphetamines
cocaine
Unless your acting out of sorts and being a problem client, I wouldn't expect them to order an expensive test.
Yup.....guess my sentence was choppy. Sorry. Yes the standard narcotics tests like for working. Those are given randomly for drug offenders . The old testosterone wasts were for the old competitions and expensive.
I understood you. I was agreeing with you my friend. You always have solid advice.
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U too?! That is funny
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