posted Tue, 10/13/2026 - 12:04
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+ 1 Does Your Gym have an APP that Displays No. of Members currently in the Gym?
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Just curious (Not Bi) if any of the Gyms over in the US have this feature yet where you have their APP installed on your phone that displays the current number of members in there using it? It's great if you want to avoid busy times and want to plan your visit when most people are Fucking Off!!! LMAO
I am going to propose to them that certain catagories should be added to this including numbers of the following groups:
- Fit Bitches
- Farting Pensioners
- Influencer Wannabe Dickheads
- People Actually Serious about their training
- Diry Slags up for a Fuck after the Gym .....
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- 0
Riding my bike there to get that sweaty gym booty
LMFAOOO These are getting funnier mate
Imagine they had that, and trolled us this hard. Like "yeah, theres 27 bad bitches here right now, down to fuck". You get there and its all land whales LMAO
Dude..... this is the 2nd time press1 wrote "fit bitches" and my fucking brain read it as "fat bitches".
A 'Fit Bitch' in the UK means 'Sexy Bitch' LMAO
It doesn't mean the woman is physically fit as such ....
Lol yeah I know. For some reason my brain switches it while I'm reading it from fit to fat. Maybe because I'm more used to seeing someone get called a fat bitch... not sure. Or maybe I'm slightly illiterate.
Thats hilarious! You got big girls on your mind
Yeah this is HIS Fetish!!!!
Killer Whales on the Elipticals LOL
Thats what im thinking. @sandman3698 is going through a phase!
Lol I was trying to think of a gross joke to play along but I actually used to work at a hospital where I'd have to smell these people. Rotting skin under their folds and unwiped areas.... acting like a mental block. @press1.
5 would be an absolute nightmare for parking.
Hey imagine that though - that could be a millionaire maker idea to introduce.
Planet fitness does.
I imagine numbers will actually be in the 100's for one of those places - I use Puregym which is actually pretty good now for equipment, busiest mine gets to is 80 during peak 6pm to 7.30 hours
I live more in the rural Midwest so its not usually that awful. I got home gym equipment so I don't actually go anymore but when I did, I believe peak times were 530-8
I'm really enjoying having both options now mate, I'd of never joined up if I didn't destroy my shoulder LOL But now its great having access to an array of back and leg machines. Still prefer my set up at home for bench though. Not sure if I will do deads there or at home when I can do them again - they have proper platforms but have those big plastic bumper plates, where as I have a proper slim shaft deadlift bar and iron discs.
I enjoyed going when I went, either there or the ymca near me actually has a good set up. Pretty fun people watching. The bloated middle aged men boasting about their new trt or the old guys doing full body circuits and acting like they own the place. Groups of teens flowing around like a mass of birds. The women wearing ridiculous shit and always side glancing to see if anyone is looking. Or the single teens loading every single plate on a row machine and just yanking that shit with pure lumbar power.
Main reason I stopped going was time.
When you can, you should give those plastic plates a go. I got some rubber ones so I wouldn't chip my floors and they've actually become my favorite.
Yep - that is literally the only reason to go when its busy, the Women!!! They do it over here, skimpiest gear known to man with ultra tight leggings and cut out tops - Full face of make up including false eye lashes and ALWAYS doing the stiff leg deadllifts with fuck all weight in front of the full length mirrors to get all the guys looking at their arse!! Then quick look round to see who's watching them Lol Still, I'd love to fuck em all sweaty in that gear - Pull them leggins down and slip it in their arse or give em a good skull fuckin in the corner LMAO