posted Thu, 10/24/2013 - 11:20
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I might be up for a new hire drug test with the sheriff dept and looking for detection info. I have searched and found some old info and a lot of joke threads lol. Anyone have some serious intel they could share.
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Most police departments actally don't test for steroids. Mostly looking for drugs like heroin, PCP, marijuana, cocaine etc.
it doesnt cost but $100 to test for steroids with urine through a lab. I havent seen it on a panel test yet but if they send it in its easy to test for. be smart and stop juicing period. if you get in there spend some time learning the ropes and what you can get away with before you do it again.
Ya im going to try and wait it out and see how things work there. Thanks for the info.
Walgreens has a home/ lab test kit for about $85. It tests for 8 or 9 different compounds. If its that accessible to us.......
BigBmajThis is true. I checked on it the other day and $100 and less steroid test kits are available. Not sure about accuracy because test is test, wonder if it's testing for supra physiological levels? I'll look it up quick.
Apparently -
Usually they are looking for synthetic derivatives like deca, EQ, Tren, etc. Unless they do an epi : test ratio. Like they use for athletes. (Taken from T nation).
https://www.redwoodtoxicology.com/services/steroid_testing
I had my polygraph about 18 years ago and the examiner only asked me if I had ever done any illegal drugs...I said yes took a puff on a joint. I wasn't juicing then. I don't remember any other questions about drugs....it was on to the next thing..."you ever killed anybody?" "have you ever stolen from work" (just pens and paper) good luck bro.
BigBmajTake a beta blocker for the poly and they won't test for juice.
Ok I think im going to try and wait it out, do some more research on cycles and prepare during this time.
The thing that sucks is they are so slow it took 3 months between the written and the physical. Now waiting for interview, drug test and poly. Im just guessing it could be 6 months maybe longer. And even in the end still might not make the cut since there was like 2000 apps for around 200 job positions.
I took a 10 panel piss test for my current job. It was very similar to what your going for. They will be testing for recreational drug not roids. They will ask for a doctors script for any prescriptions your on that could affect the test. Just don't bring up all of the dead hookers durning the poly test. Good luck
Thanks...but how did you know about the hookers? Haha lol
Don't worry they won't test you for juice. The polygraph is a joke, pass or fail it dose not mean anything, if you fail say you was nurvous and had a few coffees.
When they ask about drugs just say yes. That's it. If they wanna poke you about it tell them weed.
Umm they won't test you for roids. But the polygraph thing man.... First off I would just wait but a buddy told me the other day that there's a way to beat a poly with a thumb tack. Have you heard of this? Has anyone?
You put the thumb tack in your shoe under your big toe when you answer the question you jam the tack n ur toe. It will spike every reading even the truth. It will lead to an inconclusive test but any pro tester will know u have either spent 1000's of hours practicing or your inflicting pain on your self while answering. The box is only as good as the examiner.
I would think if you come in abnormally large (like most of us) that may be a red flag and lead to more thorough testing. If this is the career path you want just stay natty for now. What is your rush?
Usually those kind of jobs make you run a polygraph and they will ask you about illegal drug use. I'd be more worries about that than a piss test.
AnonSoooo you want me to help you become law enforcement, then when your successful youll turn around and aresst us for using the same gear that u also use?
steroids don't show up on standard 5 panel drug test. common knowledge
Im not going for any vice position lol I will be in the jail keeping you company ;)
All joking aside my plan is to get into the court house, 9-5 holidays/weekends off with all the bennies and pension.
Good stuff, i didnt think of the fat burners and other otc products.
Im not sure what test they will run I just know im in the hiring process and somewhere between now and 6 months it might happen.
Im not on any yet, still reading and researching. For my first cycle im going to end up doing what the vets say and stick to test only. I just dont want to start soon and then get the call about the test and bomb it lol.
you can pass the pee test, i did twice.. all you need in the is to drink Total Eclipse Definite Detox with lots of water and make sure you take 10g of creatine before the test so your creatinine levels are not low.. it worked for me..
Pee test or blood test? What compounds are you running