I am sure I will probably get flamed into the depths of Eroids Hell for this.Most of this is Common Sense and realistically should not be necessary.

Lately after reading through the forums and seeing several Blocked or Censored posts it is my opinion that some of this may be prevented by informing the uninformed.

My main reason for writing this is so that the Mods whom are experienced vets on here may be able to spend less time policing the forums,and more time offering their good solid advice to the ones that can respectfully use it.

Secondly,I am starting to grow tired of seeing the entire First Page of the forums locked up and or Censored.

I understand that there will always be Trolls trying to stir shit up.Hardheads that will go against the grain at all costs.I honestly do not know if this will help at all but I am willing to try.Here Goes

*So you are here.You have come up with a username and a valid email address.So what do you do from here?

1)First and foremost Read the Rules!

http:www.eroids.com/rules-and-guidelines

BFG has laid them out in clear concise language.Be sure to read them and understand them completely.

*NOTE:There are also some unwritten Rules as you will find as you go.Such as "No Oral Only Cycles."or "Using Dianabol or Anadrol on your First Cycle."and "Post Your Stats before seeking Cycle Advice on the Open Forum."These are just a few of them.These will become common knowledge to you once you take the time to Read and Learn.

2) Take the time to read through the Forum Posts.Almost all of the Information that you are seeking has most likely been touched upon at some point in time.Here,you should take your time,Be Patient,Read And Learn.

3)Use The Search Engine Feature.If you simply click on the Blue Magnifying Glass Icon Search Box will appear.Just type in what information you are seeking out.The odds are in your favor that you will find what you are looking for.
I would suggest using this feature instead of creating your own post with something to the tune of "I Will Pay Someone To Layout A Cycle For Me".That just gives the impression that you are not even interested at all or just plain Lazy.Sounds like you would also rather pay someone to do the lifting for you as well.That shit doesnt fly around here as it shouldnt.Put in the time to do your own research.Just use The Search Feature and type in "Basic First Cycle".Trust me you will be blessed with a Wealth of Information.
Get yourself a Pad and Pen and do your Research.

*Read up on How Important Diet is.Food is your most important factor regarding gains!If you are in your twenties and have high levels of testosterone to begin with ,you do not need gear to reach your full natural potential.A Great Diet and a Proper Training Routine can bring about excellent results.If you have not taken the time to learn this then how could you be expected to know?

*So you have reached your full natural genetic capacity for growth and want to learn about Gear.Search and Read about all of the different compounds.What they can Realistically be used for.Research about all of the possible side effects.What measures shall be taken to counteract such effects?Learn about AI's and how they can control your E-Levels.Read and Learn about Proper PCT.What components are normally needed for a proper PCT and Recovery?Failing to Plan is a Plan to Fail!If things are not done properly you may end up on TRT!
Now you may be asking yourself whats AI? Whats my E-Level? PCT? TRT? Do not worry if you do not know what they mean.If you do your duty and read the forums you will find an excellent post explaining the abbreviations.

*So make yourself a protein shake,sit back,relax and dive in head first into all of this information at your fingertips.Take the Time to grasp as much as you can.

*This is just a suggestion.If you do not have Real Firsthand Experience or cannot spell Trenbolone Hexahydrobenzylcarbonate.Cannot state what it is used for,and know and understand its related side effects.It would probably be wise to not offer advice to another member until you can completely understand the compound in question through your own real firsthand experience.
Just because Craig and them down the street ran that Tren,made some gains and didnt smack the shit out of their babies mommas while on.That does not mean that it is a good idea for you to do it.You will know this by being diligent with your research.

*Basically just look,listen and learn.Thats why as humans we were given two eyes,two ears and one mouth.One should Read and Listen twice as much as one Speaks.

*Most Importantly Learn for Yourself.Become Informed to make the Wisest Choices in regards to your own Long Term Health and Longevity.Always remember these are Serious Issues with Serious Consequences if not handled properly.

*Remember this is not a race it is a marathon.

*In the end my brothers and sisters , Does it really even matter how fast you "Attempt" to reach your goals,if all the while you are harming your body slowly,and fail to reach your true destination?

RESPECTFULLY,
PIMPLYBUTT