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Minding Ones' Own Business

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Sometimes people get involved with things that they shouldnt as in reality it is none of their business.I learned this at quite a young age.Id like to tell you a story about my experience.

In the town i grew up in there was a rather large psychiatric facility.
It was on the route that i used to walk home everyday from gradeschool.
One Beautiful bright sunny day im walking on my way home.
I get within a few hundred meters and i can hear the patients chanting "13,13,13,13,"
I am wondering what is going on?The fence was rather high and i could not see over.
I noticed a small gap in the boards, so i walked up to take a look.
Some son of a bitch stuck a sharp stick in my eye.
Then all the patients began chanting "14,14,14,14,"

Needless to say i minded my own business from that day forward.....

Please Note I did not create this story,its been on the net for a while.just thought i would share as it still makes me laugh to this day.

IrishMack's picture

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy
bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said,

"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will
give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."

Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years
old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business!"

MONK's picture

Ed tried to help me with a similar issue some time ago, and apparently I'm back pocking my head over the same fence once again lol what starts in my mind as good intentions, seems to rapidly turn into unintentionally offending everyone and their mother :/

Note to self : Mind my own to avoid stick to eye. Biggrin

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WINNING's picture

Its the glory hole! Blum 3

Engineereddisaster's picture

That story would be pretty funny if instead of getting poked in the eye by a finger it was crazy mans willy.

pimplybutt2012's picture

Shhh Ed,thats what really happened,i just dont like to mention it because i get tired of explaining to people why one of my eyes is "Cockeyed" ha ha

Engineereddisaster's picture

Lol,
I've heard the story with a few variations and it never gets old. Smile

CBBurrr's picture

LOL