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+ 7 1st cycle for all guys under 25 years old

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Looking for advice? looking to get big ? looking for that perfect cycle that will get you the results you need, well here ya go.

16 weeks longs

eat real food and lots of it

eat more food

train your ass off

eat even more food

sleep

get up middle night eat some more...

repeat this for 16 weeks and lets evaluate your cycle

fusebox's picture

That was an attempt at humor. Obviously I need some more work on wording things

Pale's picture

Right on. Yea, maybe an lol at the end or something would have helped. Lucky for you it was me that stumbled on it first,lol

IrishMack's picture

You just gave away the biggest secret to gaining size and muscle anyone can ever hope for.

Gymjunkie01's picture

We should charge for this info

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IrishMack's picture

we can make it a side project,

Getting big by Gymjunkie and his chimpanzee sized sidekick Irishmack, we are here to......FATTEN YOU UP!!! with commentary by Rusty and special appearance by Viking who will put the fun in delayed onset muscle soreness! If your stomach isnt sore or your muscles then we offer no money back guarantees.

The Impastable's picture

Only if you guys do the discount doublecheck commercial...

IrishMack's picture

lol that would be an awkward breakfast

Gymjunkie01's picture

Lmao nice .. We're rich bitch

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Makwa's picture

My fee is half of a cow!

fusebox's picture

Only half. I have ten but three of them only weigh half as much as you do

IrishMack's picture

you have a deal, only if you can put together a crackpot team that will tell our clients exactly what they want to hear, and once we get paid do a 180 and work them to death.

"This not what I signed up for!"

Makwa says "Shutup and keep eating Bitch!"

Gym says "I didnt tell you to stop curling!"

Mack says nothing, hes a fkn chimp in the corner fapping to all the chaos.

Viking says nothing, just stands there holding a hammer because its intimidation enough.

Rusty is busy writing up a diet plan that will work for tall and short ppl alike but gets frustrated when the client ignores it.

rolltide3's picture

Oh oh oh do I get to be the Waterboy? Dehydration is dangerous And needs to be dealt with

Makwa's picture

I would have to buy another freezer for a whole cow. Might be worth it though.

Makwa's picture

Bury your nose into the training/diet/nutrition section and I can pretty much guarantee that you will end up bigger than all of your gym buddies without using any drugs.

gensolomon's picture

zero pip!

LMAO

VIKING EVOLUTION's picture

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM............................... +3

Gymjunkie01's picture

people forget ..... food is more expensive than gear and with out food your pissing away your gear anyway... I hope everyone know the most anabolic substance in the world is food

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Makwa's picture

I actually spend more on food during a cut than when bulking. Lean cuts of meat are a hell of a lot more expensive!

guitarplayer1's picture

Ain't that the truth. Worst when your carb cycling and most of the day is loaded with protein. Carbs are cheap.

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Gymjunkie01's picture

Bro tell me about it.. That's why in the winter I will kill as many deer as I can and put them in my freezer . Deer is very lean

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fusebox's picture

Yes sir. I butcher and process all mine myself. That way I know where the stuff came from. Problem is way up north we've had some harsh winters. Not this year though so hopefully next year I will fill the freezer

Gymjunkie01's picture

Same here I will put 3 every year in mine .. Grind some up for burger most steak and roast

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Makwa's picture

2 deer, 4 wild turkeys, 45 pheasants, 50 ruffed grouse, 40 woodcock, 50+ walleye all gone in about 4 months. Now I am a slave the supermarket.

Gymjunkie01's picture

man all i get is deer lol but wild game and fish is so much better tatsing. when i run out and have to buy meat i can tell a big difference

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HydeMind's picture

And delicious

tonytulo's picture

bingo