posted Thu, 07/09/2026 - 03:28
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+ 6 LMFDirty Arse Off!!!!!
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In preparation for the Big Day I decided to try something out that is going to be required if I want to live with a Clean Rectum!!!
Just tried using my Left Hand to wipe the Shitter and OMFGGGG this is NO Joke!!!!
I can't even get the fingers under the toilet paper to touch the Star Fish LMAO!!! Still about 1/2 inch off - It sounds simple to do but in reality its a Nightmare.
So My CHALLENGE to everyone who still has to drop the kids off at the pool today is to try this with the WRONG hand - Once you have done or have even managed to find the right technique for it then come back here and leave a comment 
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I'm too poor mate!!!!
When my de quervain's tendonitis flares up I’ve had to brace the wrist and wipe with my left hand in the past. It’s definitely not natural feeling, but you get accustomed to it after a bit. Sounds like you’re gonna have to do some stretches before wiping that poop chute lmao.
I tried this a few times myself, and your right it's a nightmare and you end up leaving your cheeks more messy then clean lol. From here on out I wipe with my dominate hand only, and of course I hit it with a wet wipe before standard paper.
It honestly does just seem to shit up your cheeks more doesn't it???!! I am gonna consult Google AI on this BRO!!!!!
Ai for the win always lol