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+ 5 So, who TF won the $1,500 promo?!?

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All that suspense and then the whole thing just disappeared. So who won? Show your scummy face here.

Milfpounder's picture

I heard if you run igf1-lr3 WITH hgh you warp time. I'll report back.

Bill1976's picture

I would have split mine with my brother. You should get rheHGh and IGF it won’t hurt.

Drexyl's picture

I wouldn’t use it, at 50 I’m very particular. I’ve ran GH in the past, it’s the only time I’ve had consistent arrhythmia findings on my monitor, I hold water in the wrong places…

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press1's picture

Nice 1 Matey Biggrin

Mac12769's picture

Lots of pics. Cleaving cuddling cute animals !
Wink

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Drexyl's picture

I’m currently in shape, good shape, exceptional for 50yo. This generous gift will get things nicely back on track. To say I’m excited would be an understatement.

Edit- I’m no stranger to the Freak and his gear, it’s top notch.

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BigSexy3's picture

Congratulations and completely share the same thoughts

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Milfpounder's picture

Congrats butthead

Drexyl's picture

All I can say is it’s perfect timing, got some work issues and free time on my hands. This may be epic for me. Game changer status…

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Milfpounder's picture

Aboutta be able to lift all day and smash shitloads of gear sounds like... Living the dream.

Drexyl's picture

Man it’s good. And needed. The Freak is generous on this one and I’ve been a steady customer and supporter, without being an asshole about it. This means a lot to me.

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randomdude's picture

Pretty dang excited considering my short time around here. Very generous promo. Feels like an honor.

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BigSexy3's picture

RANDOM.....You did it Dude!

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randomdude's picture

I would like to thank my sponsors. Uhh the car ran good. What do I do with my hands?

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Milfpounder's picture

True but you're kind of a legend around here. Always giving good advice. Plus tranny stuff

randomdude's picture

Been slacking on tranny pics…

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Petecastiglione's picture

Well change that

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Drexyl's picture

If you look at the local hooker websites, the trannys are looking better than the real women near me. Again, no joke…

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Petecastiglione's picture

I believe it. It’s actually fucked up, this world is really getting wild.

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Milfpounder's picture

Badass man. All the best. I'm pumped for you.

I'm off to go reenact the bathtub scene from fear and loathing in las Vegas

Drexyl's picture

I actually will have time in the tub rarely, I’ve never made those noises, but my wife comes in and laughs at me as it’s entertaining to see a 6’1” 230lb frame shoved into a bathtub. I like it in there, and play with the spout with my foot…

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randomdude's picture

I have an illogical fear of baths.

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Drexyl's picture

Bro, a nice warm tub is your friend. Loosens up the back and neck something nice! No joke

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randomdude's picture

Well I’m pretty sure the fear stems from spending 5 weeks in a burn unit. My dressing changes were in a big stainless steel bathtub. Then also had to continue dressing changes in the bath at home. I’m weirded out by baths, pools, and lakes. It’s weird. But not as weird as my browser history.

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press1's picture

Damn mate - How did you get burnt?

I use to be scared shitless of swimming pools when I was very young - I had an irrational fear of the 'Deep end' LOL I found looking underneath the water at the end where your feet can't touch the ground really haunting and where it suddenly slopes down. Took many swimming lessons to get over it and not be able to walk on the floor.

Mind you I use to be needle phobic going back 12 years now and look how that turned out - fuckin needle junkie now LMAO

randomdude's picture

Burning brush and using gas mixed with diesel as an accelerant. We had been burning for a few days. Pushed some more brush onto the pile and started dumping fuel on it not thinking about it still being hot.

The fuel caught fire and followed the stream into the fuel can. The pressure of it coming back into the can caused it to spew burning fuel which got on me.

You know how the teach “stop, drop, and roll”? Well when you’re completely on fire the only thing that comes to mind is “fucking run”! Lol.

The dude who was working with me tackled me and put me out. He took me to my dad. I was only 16. Went to the hospital and I woke up about 4 weeks later. 65% total burn. 40% 3rd degree. 25% 2nd degree. 5 weeks in the burn unit. 2 more weeks on the rehab floor.

22 years ago. I’m extremely lucky.

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press1's picture

Blimey I bet that kind of pain all over is literally unbearable, as soon as they got you to hospital did they have to put you to sleep because of all the pain? Did they put you out for that long then to effectively put you into a coma so that you couldn't feel the pain or move around so that it would heel better? Yeah I was a bit or an arsonist when I was younger and became obsessed with it, you don't realise just how quickly it spreads and becomes unconrtollable in seconds. My young childhood friend got a kettle of boiling water tipped over his arm and that was bad enough - he was in agony with all the burning and blistering for a long time.

randomdude's picture

Yep. Medically induced coma. Five skin graft surgeries. The entirety of my legs are skin grafted. Most of my stomach and chest are also grafted.

When I was 20 I took part in a burn camp for kids as a counselor. Ages 5 - 17. It was wild seeing some of the burns those little ones had and how they got them. All that aside they were still innocent kids who just wanted to play and have fun. Amazing what small children can overcome.

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press1's picture

Shit man that's some serious stuff - are you literally hooked up to IV's then for food and water all that time, do you have a breathing tube too?

So I have to ask, did you manage to keep the fire off your face and scalp then if it got most of your body?

randomdude's picture

IV’s, feeding tube, catheter, and I’m assuming a breathing tube for a short period at least. The IV I had was wild. Still had it in when I woke up. It was like one big tube stitched to my upper right chest with multiple lines they could attach to.

No face or scalp burns. Legs, stomach, chest, some on my arms. Don’t inhale any smoke either.

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press1's picture

Thank goodness for that - I can imagine that looking in the mirror and seeing the continual reminder of the accident for the rest of your life isn't the nicest thing to see although I guess you would get use to it over time. Uuuuff I think I'd freak out seeing actual tubes going into my stomach when I woke up LMAO

Ooohh God yeah - have you seen what they do when you inhale lots of smoke and you get deposits in there? They literally vacuum your lungs out like they did with Nikki Lauder the F1 driver - apparently that is one of the most horrific things you can go through while being awake also.

Milfpounder's picture

Fuck man that is a sad and inspiring story.

Glad you made it, whore.

Feel bad for those kiddos tho

randomdude's picture

Worst thing about some of those kids is that it was abuse.

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press1's picture

What???? People burning their kids?!

Milfpounder's picture

God damn man. That is so fucked. I don't know how anyone could ever hurt a kid.

Disgusting ppl out there.

Drexyl's picture

Just consider what doesn’t get released to the media…

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Milfpounder's picture

Oh I'm sure tons. thats a good point.

Crazy world we are living in.

Asa's picture

Smile Give rose

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press1's picture

Very Well Done Buddy - The Good Guy's always win in the end!!!

Asa's picture

Appreciate ya bro, am very surprised and grateful. Yeehaw and hott damn!!!

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BigSexy3's picture

Awesome brother!!!!

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Petecastiglione's picture

Zoot won

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CLAPPER's picture

let's gooo pete!

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Milfpounder's picture

DOOOOOOOOOODE I THINK YOU WON!!

Milfpounder's picture

number 1 hype man

Petecastiglione's picture

Ur so daddy for that

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Milfpounder's picture

Naw I was saying ZOOT is the number one hype man. I'm just pumped that all my buds got in. Fuckin badass. Happy for all you dicks

press1's picture

ZOOT's gone bro ....

Milfpounder's picture

Zoot lives.

He's lurking around here somewhere....

sandman3698's picture

Lol dude I just got a random friend request... I was sooo disappointed

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