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Rather than continually bombarding @UncleYoked SI page with Slutty pictures, making his life even harder than it already is to keep on top of customer enquiries, I propose that all the Dirty pictures be put up in this forum now - this will enable him to see his customers questions and comments much more quickly rather than having to sift through all of our smutty stuff!

DISCLAIMER: This is merely a forum for picture posting of attractive women, I am not personally responsible for any of the pigs or munters that members choose to post. Any offensive pictures are posted on accountability of the member posting them LOL

GET READY TO P-A-R-T-Y PEOPLE!!!


(Credit to Tatman)

Pandateston's picture

That’s a classic! If I’m not mistaken, that’s the one Jimmy Page used to play on. I’m a Gibson guy myself …can’t beat that tone.

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Milfpounder's picture

Oh ya. I much prefer the 25.5" scale of a strat, but can't beat PAF Humbuckers thru a dark amp. And yeah page was one of the quintessential les Paul guys. Along with slash.

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Pandateston's picture

Sexy !

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Ahahaha literally sitting among the weights

PIN_CUSHION's picture

That’s right been working my way up to the purple 12lb dumbbells.

Milfpounder's picture

Damn.. you sound jacked AF.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Milfpounder sounds like a good name for the band.

press1's picture

Did you complete the day with a McDonalds though?

Drexyl's picture

Red Robin actually lol, I got the bacon burger with the cheese fondue dip to dunk it in

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press1's picture

What the F is a Red Robin??!! Lmao

You ate a bird?

Drexyl's picture

I have no problem eating a bird lol

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Pandateston's picture

Boom !!! I don’t like cherries no more

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PIN_CUSHION's picture

Nice nails

Jockstrap's picture

Nice!!!

RobertB80's picture

Love the matching. 10/10 for effort

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RobertB80's picture

Seems to be a bit of a theme here matey. Airbrushed pouty birds with latex….splash!!!!

press1's picture

Yeah ------ I'm in Heaven. Honestly pal - I am 5 times more horny looking at a bird dressed up like this than seeing one starkers!!!

RobertB80's picture

That’s what happens when fetishes take hold. I went through an Asian bird phase, foot fettish, birds dressed up as bunnies. Seriously, wtf is wrong with all of us?

Gotem69's picture

Dude I love a chick with pretty toes and feet and i have absolutely no idea why..

It does tell me a chick takes care of herself though so that's a plus lol.

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RobertB80's picture

Agreed. Feet in themselves aren’t inherently attractive. It’s not like tits or ass. Mine came about because a bird I was dating had very pretty feet, amazing skin and pedicure always on point so I started to obsess over them. Running steroids didn’t help either!!

Gotem69's picture

lol you already know the deal. My wife loves it and so have the other chicks before her fuckin them on there back while you suck there toes

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press1's picture

I've been like this since I was a very young kid mate - even as a fuckin 7 year old if I saw a woman in leather trousers and heels I'd be walking around with a boner.

RobertB80's picture

Speaking of twisted sex deviants: just started watching new series on Netflix Ed Geign Monster. Only a few episodes in but if you like Dahmer, Ted Bundy etc it’s worth a watch. Shocking doesn’t cover it.

PIN_CUSHION's picture

His voice is hard to deal with.

RobertB80's picture

The least of his worries!

press1's picture

I've just seen the bit where he's wanking himself off in his mothers underwear whilst trying to suffocate himself LMFAO!!!!

RobertB80's picture

We call that Monday round these here parts

PIN_CUSHION's picture

Damn Tren

Gotem69's picture

Hands down one of my favorite series I've ever watched! Blows Dahmer and the Mendez brothers series he made out of the water The end is really good kinda end up feeling sorry for the dude like 0.01% you'll see what I'm talking about.

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RobertB80's picture

Nice, looking forward to binge watching the rest this evening. If you haven’t seen film Ted Bundy it’s worth a watch. Twisted juxtaposition of comedy and shock horror

Gotem69's picture

Yeah I'll check it out

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press1's picture

Mate I've seen that on there a few times but not bothered to watch it yet, but will now you've said its good. Loved Dahmer!!! I watched that Prescilla last night all about his wife - Good Film. He was a real bastard to that girl behind the scenes.

RobertB80's picture

Thought she was married to Elvis, not Dahmer. Wow those two certainly put it about didn’t they?

RobertB80's picture

Horny little bastard lmao!

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