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Asa's picture

I'd tear that up with one dick tied behind my back.

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Drexyl's picture

Lol

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sandman3698's picture

... well..... I WAS about to get a snack....

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Drexyl's picture

lol savage, but to be fair I’d give it a go

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sandman3698's picture

I'll eat fried fish and potatoes..... just keep those fuckin beans away from me. Lol

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Izzy75's picture

Looks good, but I would be all farts for a week straight

press1's picture

Heinz baked beans are great pal - I had them this morning with chicken tikka samosas again.

How anyone can have a fried breakfast with no baked beans sickens me .....

Milfpounder's picture

I've heard those English beans are different then the merican ones. Less sweet. Been tempted to buy some on Amazon, but then I wonder "why the f*** am I doing this?"

press1's picture

Ultimately all they really are is beans in a mild tomatoe sauce, nothing amazing - but they do go well with many other things as a side. Loads of people just eat them on their own on top of toast as its a very cheap meal and was popular during the War Lol I hated that meal as a kid and my parents would cook it all the time. Now they make them in many different sauces - Baked beans in Tikka / BBQ / Mexican / Cheesy / Peri Peri sauce etc.

Milfpounder's picture

Well that's it just ordered some. Next up, Vegemite... Hahaha where all the Australians at.

press1's picture

That Vegemite is the worst stuff known to man!!! Marmite which is our version is waaayyy nicer.

Drexyl's picture

Tell ya what, I’ll give it a try. Is there any specific brand available in the U.S. you’d recommend to be comparable to what you’re eating over there? Most of ours are pretty well seasoned…

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press1's picture

You need to go to one of those strores that imports foreign foods, they will defo have them in there like the Heinz ones. You bought Colemans English mustard before didn't you?

Drexyl's picture

Yes, I’ve had that. There was an international delicatessen near me that closed, and it was awesome. There’s a couple other markets that have specialties though. So just Heinz plain beans? Would it be sacrilegious to add some black pepper or hot sauce?

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press1's picture

You can put whatever you want with them, they go with virtually anything - definately not with mayonnaise though Lol

Drexyl's picture

My wife has a recipe where she uses a few different beans, brown sugar, bacon, mustard, and some other shit, I can eat a whole bucket of them. Funny how we all have our dishes, I make a mean broccoli salad amongst other things…

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sandman3698's picture

They are great... as long as they aren't heinz and loaded with brown sugar and bacon...

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Drexyl's picture

I have to figure out a way to send you some of my wife’s lol, dry ice maybe?

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sandman3698's picture

Lol that'd be awesome, start a food swap on Eroids. Have themed weeks haha.

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Drexyl's picture

You’re on to something…
Press’s English beans
Greg’s Famous cowboy ribeye
Jockstraps southern style hot dogs
@Forehead Polish golumpki
The list goes on and on…

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Forehead's picture

i do have a good recipe for doves.....

Izzy75's picture

Chicken tikka is awesome, but I like mine with rice... and for dinner not breakfast.

My breakfast was 2 slices of pepperoni pizza with a slice of ham on each and two eggs on top of each.

Milfpounder's picture

Hell ya

Pumped_'s picture

The Hessians helped you give us our freedom also lol

press1's picture

Damn Nazis - thats probably how you managed it!!

Drexyl's picture

We owe more to the French.

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Izzy75's picture

Are you counting Canada as a state? Lol

Drexyl's picture

Not yet lol. My ancestors were brought over from France to work as indentured servants for the French aristocracy in Canada, when that practice started falling apart and was ultimately outlawed, they immigrated to the United States. We all come from somewhere else, that’s the story of Drexyls bloodline lol. I may or may not know someone with a job in Virginia who has some access (wink wink) and did a genealogy timeline for my family…

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Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Surprised you were able to get that. I knew you had some frank blood in you. When that tigriuce guy came in and i was fucking with him talking shit. You were speaking french to him. Lol
Half my family is from Germany. My great grandmother lived in the border of Germany of France, which is obv now France thanks to this country an hitlers dumb ass, before world War 1 and he father spoke French anyway French soldiers were going around knocking on doors talking to people. And she told us that story when we were little in her German accent of how scared she was because she had no idea what they were saying and they were dressed in uniform.
I do like history allot though. Especially European. Back to Rome and Greece. Constantinople, Alexandria. To Charlemagne the great. All facinating.

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Pumped_'s picture

So that's your real name, M Bouchard born in 1640. Whoops, did i just dox you? My bad!

Drexyl's picture

Fucker! Now I’m going to have some explaining to do lol

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press1's picture

Nah, I'd Say your more Faggot than French .... Biggrin

sandman3698's picture

What's the difference? Baddum tsch

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Drexyl's picture

Probably not a whole lot lol

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press1's picture

LMAO!!!! Lol

Izzy75's picture

Maybe that's where your obsession with showing your spotted dick comes from! LoL
I have counted 3 times you showing your junk in here. LoL

Drexyl's picture

It’s way more than that over the years lol

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Izzy75's picture

Thankfully my eyes have bled only 3 times. Lol

press1's picture

Its not as bad as it sounds mate:

Imagedynamiks's picture

To be honest, Press, that looks drier than canned tuna with the juices poured out… and raisins? Grossssss

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Izzy75's picture

That actually looks pretty good and I will dare and say it's probably better than the American version which is filled with horrible tasting candy and is given away on Christmas as a gift. I assume is a way of saying: "I hate you eat shit". There's no way of eating that with a straight face.

Edit: Oh fuck, I just learned that cake is English too! Lmao

press1's picture

Fair enough if you like Snails & Frogs legs I suppose

Drexyl's picture

Not sure I’ve ever heard any American in a restaurant say “Mmm, I’ll have the jellied eels and spotted dick please, could I have a side order of bubble and squeak with mushy peas?”.

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Izzy75's picture

Spotted dick? Explain please

Edit: Ok, it's just weird cake

Milfpounder's picture

Dunno about spotted dick, but spotted cow is great if you ever get to Wisconsin.

Drexyl's picture

No idea, I just googled gross British food lmao

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Izzy75's picture

That's hilarious

Drexyl's picture

I gave my revolver a polish job to be patriotic, before…

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press1's picture

That's a kids Squirt Gun isn't it??

Drexyl's picture

I wouldn’t stand in front of it lol

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