posted Sat, 07/12/2025 - 11:28
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Well buddy I scoured the shelves of my local big grocery, and none of those Heinz British beans, I got some Colman’s mustard though so not a complete loss.
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https://youtu.be/DKLPWtLlMPo?si=7UoR74JSQV82EAFq
Haaaaahaaaaa. Shit, now every time I see something from @press1 I will imagine him like that. Doing deadlifts with a three piece suit. His preworkout 9 cups of tea. Lmfao.
Visiting the dentist to see if it's real!!! That's just brutal. lol
Hahahahaha his little pink kitchen cooking up some beeeeanz. With his little tea cup. Then benching some wild amount of weight
Ha! Definitely the deadlifts in the suit lolol!!!
LMAO 'To take out the Trash' - It's called Rubbish bro
Lol tell them that, I didn't write it!
Goddamn lmfao! That’s brutal
The American one is hilarious too... most are worth a watch actually.
I was waiting for a chance to make the joke to him that when I imagined him speaking, I imagine a west country accent. But I'm worried it will never come up lol.
I did mention that I used to recreate his writings in the voice of Ewan McGregor, but he corrected me because the dude turned out to be Irish. I was going to respond that it's the same thing, but I don't want him to stop talking to me. lol
https://youtu.be/0VA9p8rgsoM?si=Woce8m25UZUBoW1q
They’re different?
That's what @press1 says. But I think he's lying, Ireland, England same thing.
HAHHAAA That would be like me saying Canada and America are the same!! Irish fuckin hate the English with a passion, same as the Scottish do.
Right, right, Ewan McGregor is Scottish not Irish/English.
But aren't Canadians and Americans the same? I'm pretty sure they are the same.
Lol I wouldn't say that in Canada.
Lmfao
LMAO Yeh Ewan is actually scottish isn't he - all sounds the same to me though. To me I think of Canada as different to the US, and I always see you guys taking the piss out of the Canadians too LOL
Also, why are Canadian customs a lot more stricter than US customs?
Australia is very strict too. Don't know why.
Actually I think it has something to do with traffic volume. America is a monster of a consumer and the traffic volume of goods is way higher than Canada. So maybe keeping control in America will be more difficult than in Canada.
I think that post mightve been what put it in my head lol. Right after I read that I watched a clip of english people making fun of other english people's accents and the end was a clip of this
https://youtu.be/Hs-rgvkRfwc?si=Tqw8_i5Cks36r_n9
I laughed so hard and have just been waiting to use it. But now I've lost patience and just want it out lol.
Haaaaahaaaaaaa! That's just hilarious!
Everyone over here makes fun of the Welsh mate lol Nobody can understand them. Look up what a Scouser accent is - you'll find that funnier!!
Now, what on earth is a Scouser? Welsh, British, English and also Scouser!?!?
A Scouser mate is someone who lives in Liverpool - Near to Manchester. They have a very unique sounding accent even in the UK Lol
Yea. Like Alabamans and Floridians. Next to each other but sound completely different.
HERE YA GO - CLASSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2pP1Sivl3k
"Southern wally bag bastard!" OH shit I pissed myself a little.
Eh Eh eh - Do ya want some our Kiddo???!! Yeh - Who's askin??? Youz eh??
It all sounds like the hotel keeper in European Vacation to me
Ha! Got some!
How much did you pay for a Tin of these over there? They have become expensive as hell here now compared to what they were in previous years - £1.40 they cost now, so $1.88
Like $4 here lol, I got 3 cans
$4 a Fucking Can!!!! LMFAO You've been had matey.
Jesus that's how I am gonna make my millions - Importing Heinz Baked Beans over there!!!!! It's Done!!! Except I will inject steroids into the cans
We typically go to the wholesale place, today was the regular grocery store. It’s not just beans buddy, everything is way out of hand with prices. There’s currently a big stink in my tri-state area regarding electric and gas utilities, we just keep getting fucked. The world needs a French Revolution and get some of these oligarchs out.
I imagine this is a Major day in your life finding these, held like a prized Trophy LMAO
Have you had any yet?
Not yet, just got back from the grocery. Already had pork chops and Mrs Drexyl is making her famous lasagna tonight. Extra cheese on my half to satisfy my French gullet.
You really have to have them on top of white toast to appreciate how they are normally eaten here, and so you can feel like a victim of war LMAO Cheese on top of the beans is good also. Black pepper. I like English mustard too with them. Have them on their own at first with no sauce on your first few mouthfuls.
I have the Colman’s from last week lol
How's the New pussy getting on?
I didn’t realize she went under my legs and into the clothes closet yesterday, she wound up spending the night in there until my daughter heard her meowing this morning lol
your shopping carts have a beer holder??
Damn right, I keep spare ammo in it when I shop.
LMFAO!!! Only in America do you have a damn cupholder on the shopping trolley
Do you have Self scan over there where you walk round scanning your own items like you are already at the till?
I’ve yet to see scan as you shop, only for price check, but self checkout is huge here. That same grocery even put up a set of waist high locking doors that won’t open unless you can your receipt. Makes no sense, just give someone a fucking job…
Yeah it depends on where you are shopping over here - if its a rough area I am sure they won't have Self scanners but most places do have self service tills. All those Scally wags in your area will be clearing the shops out eh??!!!! LMAO I always use it but you have to be careful with it as its EASY to get distracted while shopping and forget to scan the item and still put it in the trolley. Someone can come talk to you, see someone you know, something else also catches your eye etc. The way they work it here is when you point the scanner at the checkout at the end it will do a random check on you to make sure you have scanned everything in your trolley - so it will summon a member of staff over who then picks 6 random items in your trolley and you better pray they all match up to whats in the computer!! LMAO Its builds up a credit score over time so the less times you have missed something the less it bothers to check you. Probably about 5% shoppers use it here thats all.
'You tryin 'a Mug me off in front of me pals are ya????
I'm thinkin I should take you outside and open you up like a Can 'o Baked Beans Ya Fackin Pikey Stumble Bum ......
Now put Ya Soppy Cap back on an Fack Off!!
Reminds me of a British Tom Sizemore
I believe Halal has replaced beans as British native food lol! Allah akbar
No joke there, they got their guns taken in 1997 and now they’re getting arrested for memes…
A damn shame!