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These are the current Rules for entering FREE Promo's on Eroids 4/11/2025.

It should be noted that these are subject to change, usually in the total number of reviews you are allowed to post within the rolling year. Hopefully this shall be noted here if this were to happen. Please feel free to add anything I have forgotten.

  1. Any Reviews posted for Free Promo's, Discounted Promo's or normal PAID Orders shall all count as 1 Total Number for the Year.

  2. One Year is to be defined as 1 Rolling Year counted back from todays date, any reviews posted within this period count as 1 Total - Its is NOT the Total number of reviews posted from 1 Year to the next i.e. 01/01/2024 to 01/01/2025

  3. The Total Number of Reviews allowed per rolling year is 8 - this can be made up of Free Promo's, Discounted Promo's & Paid Order Reviews. NO EXCEPTIONS - A Review is a review. This also means that if your reviews are all from Free Promo's - The the LIMIT of Free Promo's you can enter is 8 for the rolling year.

  4. ONLY Free Promo's and sometimes Discounted Promo's are subject to you providing a review for the Source, which MUST be written within receiving the Steroids within 6 months. If you are required to write a review for a Discounted Promo then the Source will make you aware of this upon entering. Remember that this is a very small requirement in return for the hundreds of Dollars of Free Gear you are getting in return - SO PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT!!! A half arsed 2 minute effort is not good enough, you should be setting aside 20 minutes of your time to allow you to write a good, informative and punctual review. I am sure that not many people will earn $200 for 20 minutes of their time, thats how you should be looking at it.

  5. Any Shit Reviews will be pulled down immediately by Greg, You WILL have Karma deducted and will be locked in a Dark, smelly room with the current Eroids Gimp armed with an assortment of Butt plugs (Gimp & Torture tools subject to change).

  6. DON'T Try to be a Sly pratt by not honouring your part of the agreement with the Source, by running off from the site and not writing a review. Sources WILL remember you for this and IP addresses can be recorded for when you return to the site thinking you got away with it.

  7. We weren't born yesterday, when we see a review go up on the same day or after you enter the SAME sources promo we know why you are doing it!! Have some Pride and Dignity and get the review written and up in the timeframe you initially agreed to, don't just bang up a review only because you are wanting to get into their latest promo.

KMC's picture

Is there a way to apply for promo participation?

In the Promo thread the source puts up.

Or is it run strictly by random selection?

You apply in the Promo Thread, the source decides if you qualify.

Is it subjective for every source?

Every source : NO Only the sources that post a Promo Thread.

Are there prerequisites.

Should be listed in the Promo Thread/Topic.

I've been looking for the information but can't figure out exactly how it works.

Well. Promos may not be for you then.

If anyone could just post me a link to the info I'd greatly appreciate it.

Promo's are listed on the EROIDS.COM opening page.

Happy Holidays!

Is it too soon to say: bah humbug

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Greg's picture

That was a douche comment to say from a member 3 weeks old to a founding member of eroids who's been here for 13 and a half years. (KMC and Flock ewe two is a trademark of eroids.com.)

He is our curmudgeon. Old as dirt. So old his birthdate was penned using roman numerals. You, youngblood, should show some respect.

Everyone needs a good curmudgeon, including the Muppets where KMC worked prior to coming here. Once you know who he is I'm sure you'll change your tune.

KMC's picture

More like this, ............my 1st cousin. He was President Pro Tem of the Senate

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Greg's picture

Same suit, same hairline... just missing the mustache. Are you saying you've grown a mustache?

LeanMachineAsh's picture

Haha exactly — rocking the same look minus the stache. So, did you finally decide to let the mustache grow in or still keeping it clean?

KMC's picture

and goatee.

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Greg's picture

Gimp & Torture tools subject to change

Technically yes, but rusty seems to be dug in and has been the gimp for years now.

press1's picture

Someone needs to find him first - any idea where he could be?! LMAO

Greg's picture

Laying on a beach somewhere, legs spread wide, and naked.

smurfdude1234567's picture

I hear he’s all about protecting scrotums these days

Mikeyt84LINY's picture

Is there somewhere u can check how many reviews your at??
I'm editing this because i found out how to check. Just check your stats.

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KMC's picture

Is there somewhere u can check how many reviews your at??

Yes, click on your own avatar, on your User page, either the Review tab or the Stat's tab will tell you.

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KMC's picture

Line Dancing: the line is at 8, so every time a review falls off (after 1 year) you immediately write another review.

A promo review is a bought and paid for review.

You think you are smart and will game the system, ....... BFG and the Mods wrote the system.

If you post 25+ pictures a year of large quantities of gear,................. you will be noticed!

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smurfdude1234567's picture

+1 Thank you for always doing your part KMC. It does not go unnoticed!

KMC's picture

Shut up.

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smurfdude1234567's picture

Alright buddy… sorry for trying to appreciate ya.

press1's picture

He's Jokin with ya mate - he's Australian Lol

SimonM84's picture

That’s why I’ve never understood his humor for over a decade lol.

Drexyl's picture

That explains so much…

press1's picture

Lower rates of Death from Alcohol - Surely that can't be right?? Lol

I wouldn't give a Castlemain XXXX for anything else .....

smurfdude1234567's picture

I was wondering if it was a “shut up before I kiss that purrdy mouth” type of shut up haha

I’m a stupid American

Pumped_'s picture

Im super slow. #2 is confusing for me no matter how many times i read it. Is a "year" 12 months or something else?

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press1's picture

Yes bud, so today being 4/11/2024 you go back to 4/11/2023 - any reviews written in between those dates are what count.

Pumped_'s picture

Oh i understand how you're saying it now. Got you

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Spool's picture

Excellent information condensed and solidified. This information is out there but it is scattered around and there are different versions depending on how old it is. I definitely had questions but this clears it up. Sticky

IronBug's picture

Thank you for posting this Press! I have been following the whole "Promo Whore Blacklist." I am someone that prefers to do a few large orders a year. So the review limit is not something I will ever go over.
Wild to see people leaving 20 reviews in a year. But maybe my cycles are longer than most haha.

press1's picture

I just thought it would be handy to have something to refer to in writing, as unless you come across the Promowhore page then there isn't to my knowledge anything stating what the current allowed limit is. Its usually something that is known within circles on the site, or you will be told if you are nearing it. It isn't in any way an attack on anyone in particular - Stokesey is a good pal of mine and has a good heart.

HENCH500's picture

I’m actually glad to see this as I have never seen anything regarding these rules in writing before.

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IronBug's picture

I definitely get it man. There were a few dudes on there that everyone seems to have a lot of respect for. As much as that sucks, it is also nice to know that people are at least trying to avoid favoritism.

smurfdude1234567's picture

Number 5 applies to promo reviews and paid reviews aswell… I’ve seen a ridiculous amount of reviews that are not even worth reading.

Thanks for this Press

press1's picture

Funny thing is bud, the Reviews written for paid orders from sources actually tend to be better than the reviews for free gear!!!

SimonM84's picture

You’re right press. Don’t know if they’re rushing to get to the next promo but there is a bit more emphasis or enthusiasm on reviews of purchased products vs promo products.

sandman3698's picture

Or like what I experienced was a source started hounding me for their review close to 2 weeks after I recieved the promo product.. So I was under the assumption that was the norm.. Come to find out its not.

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SimonM84's picture

Yep, but people will still flow suit.