posted Thu, 10/31/2024 - 04:54
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While Halloween is not the most beloved or widely celebrated holiday it holds a very special place in my heart. I have always enjoyed the community gathering aspect of it, but now that I am a homeowner I especially enjoy participating! Seeing the ear-to-ear smiles from the neighborhood kiddos and knowing that we created an experience/memory that they may cherish is heartwarming! At the least it’s a break from their real lives, and I think that’s why I loved it as a child. So many youngsters are subjected to stuff they don’t deserve, and you’d never know from the outside looking in. Anyways before I ramble on & on & on….
HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU FUCKERS!!
BONUS POINTS: ANYONE DRESSING UP DROP YOUR COSTUME IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!
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AK80I was a vampire baseball player. Can't upload pic due to Ajax error. I had a skeleton pushing a lawnmower in my front yard along with a Tim Walz tombstone (had a tampon dipped in peanut butter on it) and a Kamala Harris tombstone with a ball gag mask and a used condom on it. Another skeleton next to the tombstones with a shovel and a MAGA hat.
Damn AK DGAF!!!! I have a MAGA sticker on my work water bottle, but I live in a Blue-ish state. So I am not trying to make my house a target lmao.
Idk if I'd be able to deal with all the banging on the door in the middle of a full blast tren cycle. And i just might be trying to talk every mom into the house.
Dam come to think about it i like the sound of that. But I'm stuck in an apt. In a big city. So I'll dream. Lol.
Black bull cock blocked me at the rec today when I went for the cougar and complemented her shoes, steps in as like “I didn’t know you said the same thing”
Fucking lames bro, I have me and ebony women now though so times have changed
Should’ve fucked him instead.
He wears a doo rag in 2024 he’s not on our level bro, retardation is just that
Pretty much the only thing these white liberal women’s mouths are for…
My favorite holiday....had tickets for a great Pro Halloween corn field scare-a-thon nightmare at a nearby Ranch with fast pass and all.
The whole thing rained out through the weekend now........sigh
blows donkey dick.....
Awww mannnn that’s too bad! I went to my first huge 18+ waiver haunted house type experience and it ended with a whole room filled to the top with bubbles! Like trying to walk through the suds of a bubble bath lol- it was legitimately hard to breath haha.
Theres always next year! Just make sure not to let it ruin y'all's day.
Happy Halloween Smurf!
My Daughter, wife, and I are doing costumes from Frozen. My daughter is Elsa, my wife is Anna, and I got voluntold to be Olaf. I wanted to be Kristoff, but my daughter was adamant about me being Olaf. We have already worn these costumes to a few events, and people find it hilarious when a jacked dude dresses up as anything other than a super hero haha. Last year we were all "Wednesday" from the adams family, and we won a costume contest. I looked more like a Helga than Wednesday lmfao.
AK80Gonna get a Wednesday's Whopper from Burger King for cheat day.
Bahahaha jacked Wednesday sounds hilarious.
+1 for dressing up as Olaf! You truly sound like a great father man.