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Top 3 dream girls

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Alot of us have been talking about old shows and hot girls on the Blacklist forum. I figured why not start a forum. Here's my top three. All brunettes, all sexy af.
1. Lisa Scrage. She played the ghost in prom night two. Dark brown hair and blue eyes does it for me. If I ever see a ghost I hope her.
2. Andie McDowell. Those cover girl ads have sent me to the bathroom more than once.
3.Winona Ryder. Sexy af. My wifes a dead ringer.

I'm pretty type oriented with women. Let's hear from you guys...

giardap's picture

I'll take your Kelly Hu and raise you an Anck Su Namun from the Mummy Returns! Especially that fight scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXTaxau_9CU

Ozninjaguy's picture

Back when the original Smallville was on TV - I had the hots so badly for Kristin Kreuk - my then partner was so jealous.

giardap's picture

She is amazingggggg!
She is tiny too, could throw her about the place!!

Ozninjaguy's picture

Yeah...for me - absolutely beautiful - the 'come f*ck me' eyes and lovely body.

alekaras's picture

god damn man I'll pass totally forgot that chick crazy hot !!!

giardap's picture

I'd crawl over broken glass and nails just to get a sniff of her shite!

Ozninjaguy's picture

Bro - sometimes mental imagery can be too much...you know: psychological scars, nightmares...thanks for this.

giardap's picture

They were a bit obsessed with the old... S-E-X. God I'm glad I never think of that type of thing Father. That whole sexual world. God, when you think of it it's a dirty, filthy thing, isn't it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?

Ozninjaguy's picture

Feck off with your S-E-X shite! or I will be callin' Father Ted on you.

giardap's picture

LOL
priceless!

alekaras's picture

hahaha !! gemma arterton prince of persia 1 .. !!

press1's picture

Hahaha I just spat some of my sandwich out reading that...

giardap's picture

Heh heh!!

Ozninjaguy's picture

Andy McDowell before she became a Hipo. All time beauties - Grace Kelly, Bridget Bardot and Sophia Loren,...then Elle McPherson..but beauty is in the eye of the beholder (or beer holder). One time a number of years ago I was having this discussion with a few biker mates. One guy said Angelina Jolie was the most beautiful woman in the world - to which I replied: 'She has all the right bits, but they were put together wrong.'

Sam I Am's picture

Andy McDowell was just nude in a movie recently. Sge looks as good as ever. That accent does it for me.

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Ozninjaguy's picture

I got curious and checked it out - movie: Love After Love - and I agree - looks amazing especially for her age (60).

Sam I Am's picture

I've never seen a women that resembles her. Shes unique.

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Ozninjaguy's picture

Agreed - fell in love with her in Groundhog Day.

press1's picture

Four Weddings man!

Ozninjaguy's picture

Is that good? I have it on a movie HDD - but never really liked smarmy Hugh Grant - so have never watched it.

press1's picture

It was good at the time, bit cheesy now lol Ultimately its a love story - your wife would love it!

Ozninjaguy's picture

The wife is going home to visit the rellies next week. Might buy some popcorn, a box of tissues, check the estrogen levels and sit down and watch it. ;-)

press1's picture

Just thinking about it she was in Big too! Always played the woman you wanted to fall in love with didn't she lol

dextetherdog's picture

Ok, will need to google this, don’t recognise any of those names lol

GizmoDuck's picture

Whaaaa. How do you not know at least Winona??

dextetherdog's picture

Who’s that??? LOL

GizmoDuck's picture

Wynona Rider. You don’t know?? I’m guess you don’t live in the US. Lol

GizmoDuck's picture
  1. Salma Hayek - Dusk Till Dawn

  2. Sofia Vergara.

  3. Mía Maestro

What can I say. I love the Latin women.

alekaras's picture

sofia vergara !! and fuck yeah salma hayek back in that movie was super hot !!

press1's picture

Hell Yeah! Can't say I disagree with any of those...JLo was great about 18 years ago lol

GizmoDuck's picture

True. She did have her moment. Can’t believe she started out as a fly girl

Dr.BroScience's picture

1) who?
2) Sex, Lies,and Videotape
3) Whats her number ?

wanted's picture

You guys lost me at BUSH lol

Jayzgainz's picture

Mo Collins, Charlize Theron, Demi Moore circa 1993ish and 95% of the fine ladies over at pornhub

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alekaras's picture

charlize 100% not sure about demi though !!

press1's picture

You tellin me you wouldn't love to pump her in Striptease?!..lol

alekaras's picture

your absolutely right !! forgot that movie tbh !!

Sam I Am's picture

I like the old porn. If it ain't hairy it ain't for me...

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pickle's picture

maybe its my age but bush is huge turnoff...i like it bald. wife has been getting laser hair removal down there so it will be permanently gone YUM

press1's picture

I hope you have some good tooth picks mate lol

Jayzgainz's picture

An ex from long ago ruined that for me. She had a rats nest between her legs and it smelled like one too.

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Goose24's picture

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

GizmoDuck's picture

Heck no!! I don’t wanna be flossing my teeth!

Sam I Am's picture

This shaving shit makes me feel like a molester. I prefer straight Bush but a landing strip will do. Theres just something appealing about having to find it...I call it " me lucky charms"...

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Dr.BroScience's picture

Wood floor beats stank bush everyday bro

Sam I Am's picture

If it smells to good never trust it...

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Dr.BroScience's picture

As Uncle Bruno used to always tell us kids around the Christmas tree.....

"If it smells like provolone, leave it alone. If it smells like fish, pull up a dish "

Sam I Am's picture

Dont forget if it smells like Rose's run...

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