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After almost buying one for about a year and continually talking myself out of it, I finally pulled the trigger and got one of these things.

This thing is the fuckin truth. I never wanna shit without it again. And it’s supposed to be better for your digestive system and piping and what not too.

So possibly heathier body and definitely better shits? Fuckin right.

I know with the amount we all eat, shitting all the time kinda comes with the territory. Do yourself a favor and get a shit stool. Definitely worth the $20.

You don’t even have to get the name brand. Just prop a stool in front of the toilet if you got one. Samesies.

One of my better contributions? Nope. Stupid idea for a forum? I dunno. Maybe. Or maybe I just inspired you to take better shits and it was a great idea...

Whatever, assholes. Enjoy your weekend.

Bill G's picture

Known this for years before they came out with it. I hate pooping in a toilet period! My work is always out side in remote areas ( no toilets any were ) just dig a hole and squat. Its the way we were created to do it . No wonder it works so well. I do add the comfort of modern day diaper wipes. Although i have come out of the woods missing both socks and half a shirt more than once.

Dr.BroScience's picture

Always bring your Shit Tickets when going to the show by yourself, know what I mean?

Bill G's picture

Gives a new meaning to "boy that turned into a real shit show "

Sam I Am's picture

Done it many times in the coal mine. The polite miner goes in the return. More than once when they pissed me off I’ve done it in the intake and the air lock doors...lol

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Bill G's picture

Thats low down...

herpjunkie111's picture

Holy shit, this really works!!

The edge of my bathtub is extremely close to the front of the toilet, so close in fact I've often thought whoever laid out this bathroom is a total fucking moron, but turns out they're not only not a moron, but a freaking genius!

I just had returned home from eating Mexican when nature called so decided to go handle some business, but behold, although the urge was there I was having a very stubborn shit. Probably the goat cheese.

Since I knew I was in for a wait, I decided to pull eroids up on my phone and see what you fuckers were up to. I perused the site for a moment then as fate would have it came upon this post about more efficient shitting methods like it was my destiny to find this.

After reading about this miraculous shit stool innovation I decided to put my bathtub that was installed 8 inches from the front of my toilet to good use. With my knees damn near level with my ears I gave a little push and grunt and that was all it took for the magic to happen, my previously stubborn shit that seemed permanently stuck in place by an amalgamation of goat cheese, grilled onions, tortilla chips, corn tortillas and only God knows what kind of mystery meat immediately , and without the slightest hesitation, dislodged and displaced the water below with such immense force that a massive column of water rose up and lifted me off the seat. I did not let this dissuade me though, I quickly repositioned and got back to business. I'll spare you all the gory details, but another 2 minutes, half a roll.of tp, and a good plunging session later and I had the most productive shit of my life.

And it's all thanks to you D! I don't know what you do for a living bro, but if you're not a professional shitting consultant you've missed your calling my friend, you could improve the shits and lives of so many!!

From now until forever, every time I shit I'm going to think fondly of you my friend, no homo.

Herp.

DfromPhilly's picture

Yes! I love that you don’t even need to buy anything. You have magic built into your house lmao!

Glad I could be of service.

Youwillnvrknow's picture

D is that one of them there devices that raises your feet off the ground some and changes the alignment of your poop chute?

DfromPhilly's picture

Yea buddy. Squatty potty. I’d imagine any old stool would work tho

Youwillnvrknow's picture

Priceless!! The logic behind it seems pretty sound. Lmao! Now i will have to give it a go.

DfromPhilly's picture

It’s the shit! Wakka wakka!

heavymetalmonsterD's picture

Lmao... thanks for this bro made my night lol...+1

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Sam I Am's picture

I have a detached garage with an apt on top. I keep my collection of vintage nautilus machines in the bottom. The top is a small studio apt that I gutted and redid myself. It’s basically a man cave. I saw these self composting toilets on the internet for 400 bucks. I said screw that and made my own. Works like a charm. When you gotta go you gotta go..

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DfromPhilly's picture

That’s hardcore, brother. A for effort.

333's picture

I've been wanting one since I seen it on shark tank

Greg's picture

Why use a stool when Rusty's around?

DfromPhilly's picture

Lmao!

Sam I Am's picture

Lol

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DfromPhilly's picture

Lol Its the weekend. I figured he deserved a break.