posted Tue, 04/05/2016 - 13:25
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How I came into owning a Unicorn!!
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I was traveling in North Korea and for those of you that know, North Korea has a unicorn lair (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/nov/30/unicorn-lair-discovered-nor...).
Well, I was very excited to have had a chance to not only see one but to ride one as well. The Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un was on hand to bestow one of these mystical creatures to me. Arrangements were made and I had the unicorn flown back to the U.S. where I keep it in a stable.
As part of my agreement with Kim Jong-un, I am injecting the unicorn with steroids in an effort to determine whether a super-race of unicorns can be created. I keep the Supreme Leader posted on all my progress.
Thoughts?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJoQOQHQ8oA
This is one of my favorites. Some brave North Korean journalists traveled to the United States to be able to show their people what life is like in the west.
They even brought coffee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjsnYmi4z0U
PaladinDear god, what did I just watch?
Unicorn. Breakfast of champions!
No thoughts just speechless,but how would this super unicorn have offspring it be sterile as fuck and it's nuts would shrink to size pebbles then you would have to pct every unicorn they might all turned emotional on you ,,or to create this raise you would be shooting every unicorn up,might be a waste of time and gear ,then they could also turn on you ,unicorn rage or something like that ,
PaladinHCG. His nuts stay nice and heavy during his cycle because of the HCG, Clomid, and Proviron. And yeah, he's also seriously horny. He gets great wood every morning despite the fact he's in that stable by himself.
But yeah, he's seriously aggressive and angry a lot. The other night he wanted to kill his friend because his friend keeps slamming the door of his Mustang by the top of the window. I bet you didn't know that unicorns could drive a Mustang, did you?
You learn something new everyday,lol
PaladinI hear ya, bro. Unicorns are amazing. I'm also looking for a Pegasus.
Horny unicorns....
TronOk.
Kinda funny, but bizarre to say the least!