Testing clean
Hey bros, this post is not advocating anything just thought it be somewhat useful info. I have not smoked pot in 10 years, although I just did being drunk and at a family members wedding. Point being just got a new job, actually a dream job and 13 days after smoking I'm NEGATIVE for pot. Did I enjoy it? Not really but was a scared I might be drug tested? Hell yeah. Anyway I got drug tested and after not smoking in 10 years and after 13 days since I smoked I came up NEGATIVE, GOT THE JOB, GO ME LOL.Just thought this might put some people's mind at ease who made a mistake like I did and who will get tested. I personally think a person should be able to do what they want with their body if they don't hurt anyone. But anyway hope this post puts some guys minds at ease and is informative.
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Some areas you can get by with a good brand of Synthetic Urine if your able to pass it off easily (have privacy in the testing restroom)
also depends on the type of test they are using? bloods, urine? saliva swab? hair folicle.
the saliva swab of tounge the cops use on side of road only detects cannabis for 5 hours ( in oz anyway)
blood tests you would be busted, urine can be hit and miss depending, hair folicle your busted.
ive noticed over the years depending on the job your going for, urine test re rushed and more of a formality, ive been into places where there is literally one lady testing piss whilst there is 80+ people lining up at a time, you literally piss in a cup and she puts a little papery stick into it and sees the color change, they are not fully accurate, if they dont watch you actually take the piss, put warmish water in the cup and just put a few drops of piss into it for colour, ive done that 3 times in the past and it worked.
My company has a drug testing policy... My guys show up with pot and I'll test it.
Lmfao
You cleared quickly because your not a regular user. A person who consumes cannabis daily or frequently can test dirty for up to 6 weeks or more.
Friend of mine was a heavy smoker and it took him 70 something days to piss clean! Btw he is a tiny guy with next to no body fat.
Cronic smoker, lol no pun intended shows up positive up to a month.
Few times a week smoker shows up around a week.
Occassional smoker up to 1 to 3 days
This is without manipulation of drinking tons of water and urine cleansers.
You had nothing to worry about
Detox drink called stinger ,works wonders ,fooled probation for seven months strait ,bought and tested myself before taking the plunge at piss that could put me away for 5 years ,yes I gambled with my life ,but shit works ,
Never worried about it ,I've passed test in two days using water only.
Appreciate the comment brother, this post is truly meant to put our fellow bros at ease:)
I hear ya, test can have different results people that have a lot a body fat will hold certain things longer than someone who is fit.
I've pasted UAs after three days and being a heavy smoker. Really all depends on the test. Most only test above 50ng. The expensive tests that go to 1ng have taken me longer than a month to pass. Fool proof way is the synthetic urine, a fake dick device and some hand warmers.
Now this is some good info brother, thanks for sharing!
Sorry to hear that bro sounds like you missed an opportunity of a lifetime. If you were nervous that you would maybe getting tested why didn't you have some quick fix on you. Stuff works great!
Whats the quick fix
It's fake urine. Comes in a small plastic bottle.
No I tested clean, I'm good to go.
Got my dream job