Fanboy of the week: TOMCIOPALUSZEK
Hey kids, it's that time of week where we shine the spotlight on our fanboy of the week. Not to be assholes but to keep shit real.
This week's fanboy...oh shit kids...the cocksuckery is strong with this one.
Our fanboy of the week goes to:
https://www.eroids.com/users/tomciopaluszek
Tommies love affair for his source started October 5, 2014 after he received a small promo pack. From that day forward it was nothing but jaw breaking fellatio and .25 cent dick rides.
I first noticed Tommy in a certain SI that was going to shit, and no matter the situation our boy Tommy faithfully sucked cock. Nevermind the claims of non-delivery, never mind the crippling pip, his jaw was locked to that cock and there wasn't a crow-bar in the world that would pry his mouth from the pulsating penis that once gave him free gear.
Here is an example of the cocksuckery..
*Mr.B&$$er! I do NOT GIVE A FLYING FU CKI! Im your royal costumer! Im gonna stand with you to DA END! Pround Marine here! AND NO, I DONT GIVE A FL YING FUC K! You will be on top once again! Cheers!
Proud Marine my ass. Tommy sucks cock for 15 bucks worth of free gear. Doesn't seem to proud to me.
As time went on, and as the shit got a little deeper in his sources page....more people are claiming infections..and Tommy had been waiting for three months for domestic gear.. there was a point that I think the suction started to weaken and faith began to shake. We see this in this post:
- I'm still waiting for you to come back Mr.Ba$&@R! 3 months already. Hope you will reply soon cause everyone has limit. Im loyal as dog
I'm assuming we are talking about 3 months waiting period for gear. Three months. Holy shit on a domestic order? But as we all know, a dog's loyally can be very strong especially if you are a bitch like Tommyboy here.
Finally, this post took the cake for me...holy balls kids what the hell happened to being a fricken man?
So to set the stage..our fanboy's source after a long period of being awol, and after a bunch of bad shit is giving guys infections he gets an email stating that after four months and some bunk ass shit that he is going to get a re-ship..
This is where the cock is re-inserted into his mouth, suction turned on high...and his loyal bitchery shines through:
*Hello haters and h@$& royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.B@$&& is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.
Holy balls kids. I don't even know what to say about this post. I'm so glad that his daddy is "coming harder than ever before" and that he is
"Waiting patiently with a big smile on his face" for his source to come harder in his face than ever before.
I don't know what to say, I am at a loss for words.
Dam kids. Someone needs to take this fella under his wing and talk to him about how to be a man.
Well, defend or condemn he is your fanboy of the week.
All my love, no homo
Ed.
P.s. I literally had to take a shower after reading his comments.
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"From that day forward it was nothing but jaw breaking fellatio and .25 cent dick rides."
BWA-HA-HA!!! God, that was funny! I love it and will blatantly steal it for my own use in the future.
AnonSo who is it gonna be now
This guy hasn't been on since this post hit.
Ed, this FB of the week articles are fucking hilarious. I damn near piss my pants with every one I read.
BUt I do got one question for Mr. Fanboy himself. So as far as this 3 or 4 month long awaited package goes; what's the verdict? DID HE EVER FINALLU RECIEVE IT OR NOT? Is this to remain a mystery? Or is it safe to say he did not since there was no mention of bragging about anything showing up? Unless I missed it.
Anybody?????
hahaha hilarious!
I FKN LOVE THIS SITE!!!!!!
is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy
I have laughed my ass off over this......
Why do these hide when called out?? Why not at least come and admit your wrong doing pledge you will change and over time all is forgiven
Holy shit! Too fucking funny... Lmfao!!!
Now I'm worried. I read this, and sat back with a big smile on my face. Does that mean Ed is going to come harder than ever? On my face?
Wow !! Think this kid needs some serious psychological councling , 3 months on a dom ! Crippling pip, !.people are getting sick and almost died !! There is 30 ,other places he can get , his 2 bottles of test , but hey one is , free , I will bet every fucking last $$ I got that this is a high school kid , and trying to stretch the allowence , because who in the right fucking mind would wait 3 months , only a scared little bitch , that knows nothing !! And this dick head with his poision showed him attention and here he is , .. I dont have another explanation unless like I said he is , fucking cokoo and gone already , just my .2
Pege
ha ha omg
Would still hit....
No homo.
AnonSick ass
This remind me of shills and fanboys. They pretend to be something that they are not. lol
ED, you are a gifted writer of comedy, seriously! Lol
Thanks for weeding out the members that are a detriment to our community!
Much respect and a No Homo!
Thanks brother. Any compliment from you our resident poet is appreciated.
I typed this particular piece up on my phone whilst shitting, so it's a little sloppy.
No homo back atchA.
AnonHe is something isnt he
Meinunterganghaha Awesome
I honestly don't know what to say........ I feel dirty reading this .....
License Plate of his car reads:
DCK RDR
Holly shit! Fucking ruthless.... LMFAO
LMFAO!! You need to put a "Warning" at the top not to read this until you are in an approiate place.
I'm thinking who ever is farming these fannboys might be able to pull of a hat trick next week..
Thanks for laugh..
I need to not read these in a meeting. Now I have to make up a story to explain why I bursted laughing
I'm still waiting for you to come back Mr.Ba$&@R!
This is good , lol
Omg XD lmao !!!!!
Man this well earned fanboy of the week!! Back2back members from the same place lol oh hey there's more I think already pm u sir about hear clowns. I look forward to every week to see these post thanks ed
RustyhookerDefinitly not a marine. Lol! Unless swimming thru a fountain of spunk is considered "earning his salt". But the good news is his hair has never been shinier! And after a thorough ball wash and rectal rodeo, what's a lil pip...
Half the fanboys on there come across as affiliated and guarding their coin.
Honestly as bad as that page is it does seem like they have an interest in ba@#er success
RustyhookerI got fanboy style when I first got on as member. Til it took 6 weeks to get domestic. And the oils were so piss poor, I lost gains. Switched to prop from good source and blew up. Only took a month to figure out what is what. Live and learn. ...
Lmao this was a perfect forum
This is y I love ed no matter how much of a bad day u have if u read one of his posts it'll make u laugh full homo for u bro
Ace VenturaWow, you put a lot of work into this one. Good job. Very impressive.
Dam ed you are the guru detective here like a fanboy shiller hound dog lol
I've been waiting for this nominee!
lmfao every week i look forward to this post
I'm trying to legs right now! LMAO!! You wrecked my concentration!
I didn't think the Suzanne Sommer's "thigh master" required concentration?
Thigh master and a shake weight buddy. What else do you need? LOL
What about the tug toner?
Oooh! That sounds fun! LOL
Don't tell me you've never seen this
http://youtu.be/CVC4EXfPvZo
That's all I use. :).
Is there another way to train legs????
Not that I'm aware of and I've been in this game for a long time.
I had a cousin who used to have ankle weights that he would strap around his ankles during aerobics class but that shit ended up giving him falling arches so I stayed away from that shit.
So I'm not the only one checking eroids in the gym? Good to know!
I figure if the mirror jockeys can Tweet, snapchat, or facebook, Why the hell can't I check in on EROIDS?
If we all pooled in, and donated all our "no homos" to this member, we would still be unable to erase that permanent cum-stache on his face...
Yeah, I'll have to look it up in the no homo guidebook. I don't think that there is a clause in there for that.
Truly a worthy "Fanboy of the Week" winner!
Note to other fanboy's in the making: The bar has been set!