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Fanboy of the week: TOMCIOPALUSZEK

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Hey kids, it's that time of week where we shine the spotlight on our fanboy of the week. Not to be assholes but to keep shit real.

This week's fanboy...oh shit kids...the cocksuckery is strong with this one.
Our fanboy of the week goes to:

https://www.eroids.com/users/tomciopaluszek

Tommies love affair for his source started October 5, 2014 after he received a small promo pack. From that day forward it was nothing but jaw breaking fellatio and .25 cent dick rides.

I first noticed Tommy in a certain SI that was going to shit, and no matter the situation our boy Tommy faithfully sucked cock. Nevermind the claims of non-delivery, never mind the crippling pip, his jaw was locked to that cock and there wasn't a crow-bar in the world that would pry his mouth from the pulsating penis that once gave him free gear.
Here is an example of the cocksuckery..

*Mr.B&$$er! I do NOT GIVE A FLYING FU CKI! Im your royal costumer! Im gonna stand with you to DA END! Pround Marine here! AND NO, I DONT GIVE A FL YING FUC K! You will be on top once again! Cheers!

Proud Marine my ass. Tommy sucks cock for 15 bucks worth of free gear. Doesn't seem to proud to me.

As time went on, and as the shit got a little deeper in his sources page....more people are claiming infections..and Tommy had been waiting for three months for domestic gear.. there was a point that I think the suction started to weaken and faith began to shake. We see this in this post:

  • I'm still waiting for you to come back Mr.Ba$&@R! 3 months already. Hope you will reply soon cause everyone has limit. Im loyal as dog

I'm assuming we are talking about 3 months waiting period for gear. Three months. Holy shit on a domestic order? But as we all know, a dog's loyally can be very strong especially if you are a bitch like Tommyboy here.

Finally, this post took the cake for me...holy balls kids what the hell happened to being a fricken man?

So to set the stage..our fanboy's source after a long period of being awol, and after a bunch of bad shit is giving guys infections he gets an email stating that after four months and some bunk ass shit that he is going to get a re-ship..
This is where the cock is re-inserted into his mouth, suction turned on high...and his loyal bitchery shines through:

*Hello haters and h@$& royal costumers. I am making this message to let you all know that Mr.B@$&& is coming harder than ever before. Yes, I am his fan boy, yes I am his royal costumer. I ordered package last week even though a lot of you were telling me to go for other sources. I did not listen to you and went with my gut. I was right. Hope you will have great evening. Will be waiting patiently and with great smile on my face.

Holy balls kids. I don't even know what to say about this post. I'm so glad that his daddy is "coming harder than ever before" and that he is
"Waiting patiently with a big smile on his face" for his source to come harder in his face than ever before.

I don't know what to say, I am at a loss for words.

Dam kids. Someone needs to take this fella under his wing and talk to him about how to be a man.

Well, defend or condemn he is your fanboy of the week.

All my love, no homo
Ed.

P.s. I literally had to take a shower after reading his comments.

Engineereddisaster's picture

He's not ashamed of his nuthuggery.

NoWeakAces's picture

his jaw was locked to that cock and there wasn't a crow-bar in the world that would pry his mouth from the pulsating penis that once gave him free gear

Ouch. LMAO

Engineereddisaster's picture

That's what he said.

Lostlifter's picture

I've been away for a while, but I'm glad to come back and see that Ed is still keeping it real while entertaining the masses. Kudos to you. Thanks for all the love! NO HOMO! Well, maybe a little.

Engineereddisaster's picture

Thanks buddy, no homo back atcha.

cdyrdes's picture

Now that's what I call dedication right there, stands by his captain while the ship is sinking.....somebody get this man a metal!

Engineereddisaster's picture

Shit, we have seen what he will do for some free gear, a medal... He might bite your weiner off.