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dating a cop!

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So last night, me and my mate who came over to visit me for the holidays went down to this pub where she met a block and fucked off somewhere leaving me alone, at which a lovely lady starts the conversation with me, by making fun of my shirt being tight she goes:" Wouldn't be more expressive if you just held a sign in your hand that says gym rat?" I respond:" Pardon me?" she goes :" well your are wearing shirt that would barely fit a 12 years old! you want to show off the muscles" to which I could only respond with a blush covering my face turning me into a human tomato as this was the first time I thought why not sport the old guns and may be use them to my advantage and she calls me on it, long story short several drinks later we hit it off and go back to my place making out till she looks at her watch and goes, oh I really like you but I got to go I am working the early shift tomorrow, but if you like you could come over to where I work and we could for lunch. I get all excited telling her sure and ask her to give me the address she goes: yeah well come to street **** and then round the corner wait out side the police station there, to which I respond satirically, " Wont they arrest me for loitering?" she says, no we wont!! and laughs, turns out she is a sergeant in the narcotic units at the city police station.

Now I know we have all chimed in the thread about telling your GF about using, how about dating a bloody cop who works in the narcotics unit? I would appreciate some advice in the next few hours, cause she is smoking hot and I like her but I like my freedom more

kodiakGRRL's picture

cops are people too

killroy's picture

the same principle should apply to any girl you date. Don't volunteer this information at any point of the early dating phase ... Unless you find out she either uses, has close friends who do (and you know them by name) or you are certain she will be cool about it.

Now if you guys get serious then that's another can of worms.

cltleo's picture

wouldn't they get fired for failing a drug test??/ just wondering

Pale's picture

I suspect it depends on what kind of deal they have with their union.

yardleynow's picture

Funny , in a lot places I go the cops are
so jacked you know their taking shit , they
claim to be above the law but a good percentage are just as dirty

aronl's picture

Nothing wrong with having the law on your side. Advantage you. Steroid use in LE is rampant so I doubt she'll be taken a back. Just avoid the messy break up or your ass is grass.

White Bolt's picture

She obviously wanted to fuck you because she was mirin all dem gains, so proceed to smash/date whatever.

You don't need to disclose your use, just maybe hide the shit good if she sleeps over so she doesn't stumble across it.

And PS, don't you have a gf of one year? You just made a thread about that now you're dating a cop? Hmm.

t-bol's picture

Got dumped bro!!! had a few drinks and came clean to her, bad idea!!!

Pale's picture

Are you talking about the old girlfriend or the cop?

cltleo's picture

Very interesting..... maybe they broke up..lol...and why would you post that anyway about dating a Vice supervisor..

bolitekurac's picture

I'd go for it, BUT she ever asks you about gear LEAVE TOWN !

kodiakGRRL's picture

I always make sure my dates know that I am a steroid queen pin on the first date...lol... it is not necessary to disclose all your secrets or any at all when first getting to know someone ... because in gettting to know someone you may decide that you do not really like this someone .... get to know her, have fun, date, etc .... but wait to share stuff like that

meister's picture

Just have fun. If you guys are still together after a couple of years, then tell her. If not together, at least you had a good time and you have your freedom.

My 2 cents.

GrowMore's picture

I never know why people make so much of a big deal about doing gear, so keep it to yourself for a while and enjoy your time with this new lass, it's bound to come up in conversation sooner or later then gauge the talk and go from there.

Bottom line is using gear isn't as important as you're making out Smile

cdyrdes's picture

I say play the game just be smart, you just have to kinda feel your way around bro. Just because she's the popo doesn't mean she's on a rampage to take everybody down (especially in personal life) some cops are just as lax as normal folk. I also know a woman who attends my gym and she runs more gear than i do and guess what? She's a captain on the norcotics task force. I say have fun with it !

meister's picture

Now that is an Awesome Chick!

chunkypbnj's picture

Wouldn't do it! You are not so large your steroid use would be obvious, so you could probably hit that a few times and move on. I would not let her know you juice. When the you get bored and bail she can ruin your world pretty easily. A narcotics sergeant.... LMFOA!!!

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The Impastable's picture

Is there a shortage of fine ass women to fuck in this world, that you'd feel the need to do this? If it was a serious relationship then it might be different, but you haven't even so much as even seen her nipple and you're already thinking of getting caught by her... How does that set you up for the rest of this relationship down the road eh?

TrenjaminFranklin's picture

This is an interesting topic. I enjoy the arguments from both sides. I've been dating a girl for about a month and honesty is very important to me. However, their reaction (as silly as it is) to illegal substances could be fatal to a relationship. You all have definitely got me thinking about my situation as well.

I think Jimmycrackcorn nailed it; what if you spill the beans and eventually the relationship turns sour? Now you've got a crazy she-bitch WITH lawful power and a possible agenda to enact revenge. Keep it quiet until she needs know. That's what I've decided to do as well.

Best of luck brother.

themanmas's picture

no need to tell your gf your on juice unless it gets serious and then youd just want to tell your gf.....you guys are not officially a couple see how it goes before confessing your life to your chick lol

shawn0712's picture

I dated a cop recently. I never put my use out there, but she definitely ended up being no angel. We went to school together. I found out she was an officer into our first date.
What I choose to do is on a need to know basis. Dating is about having fun and getting to know people until you find one you want to keep. Chances are, she's dated a cop or 5 that juice. Not trying to be a downer, but in those type of work environments, everyone sleeps with everyone. My point is, she's probably no stranger to steroid use. It sounds like she's attracted to the results.
My cop situation didnt work out because she was too wild for me. A walking ovi waiting to happen.
Edit- I forgot to add the most fun part was we'd start messing around and I'd cue up nea fuck the police. All in good humor, but do you really want to pass up an opportunity to use that song in a practical real life application?

irongame427's picture

Same kinda shit happened to me a few months back. Sucks to she was really and a really cool girl. But cmon wtf I got a fridge full of hgh and other shit and a bunch of gear in my house that I habe no intentions of stopping anytime soon. I could have atleast let it go a little farther if it wasn't for the hgh. But there's no hiding that and the multiple day shots of it. Gears and cycling is easy to hide. Don't tell her a damn thing and be careful not to get to attached cause you'll have to end it at some point befoe if gets serious.

Pale's picture

Bro you have a fine mess on your hands,lol. I guess it is no harm to date her a little, especially if you have nothing going on at the moment. Obviously I would steer clear of steroid talk. Lets face it tho, anyone who looks at the majority of us here is going to be suspect in the first place, maybe she just knows and ignores. Maybe she has dated an AAS user in the past and knows what we are capable of. lol

Steveking1980's picture

If she is that hot I'd wine her then 69her and see where it goes-maybe she is wanting that-absolutely I would NOT admit to gear use---ever

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jimmycrackcorn's picture

Haha Hell Naw. I mat not be the most knowledgable gear user, but one thing I know is women. One thing ive learned is when is comes to relationships is that there are some things you got to keep to yourself. She could just be a cop that likes juice heads...and if ur that big than she Probly already knows you do it. But sometimes its all about what u can prove, or what you admit to. What if you tell her, and shes cool as fuck, but then call break up, next thing you know they got a warrant to search your place...its really up to you whether you tell her bro. Just be careful who you choose to talk to your business about

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