Hello fellow eroiders. I'm new here...but I'm not new to the game. I'm 17 years old and I've been lifting weights on and off for almost 2 months now, and I feel I'm ready to make the next step now that creatine and protien aren't working anymore. In fact..they never DID work for me, even though I used them twice a week and hit the gym hard on the weekends. I need something that's going to give me an edge...something that's going to turn me into a beast....something that's going to make it possible for me to have sex for the first time ever, and I believe anabolic steroids are the answer.
Anyway, I placed an order with Superaxiogear, and ordered a bottle of Anavar (I think you hardcore guys just call it "var"...that's SO cool). I was a little nervous, because if my Mom and Dad find out, I'm going to be grounded for a LONG time, and I can kiss the gym, my XBox 360, AND my allowance goodbye. It SUCKS living with your parents, trust me.
I saved up $72 from my birthday money and then barrowed another $27 from my girlfriend, I was still just a little short. But with my Mom working at Walmart, she'll never miss a few bucks gone from her purse. Besides, she doesn't really need her heart medication..I think she just fakes it so my Dad will mow the lawn and take out the trash for her. At any rate, after I got all the money, I went to (CENSORED) and paid them.
Finally, after 46 days, my "gear" came today. By the way, I LOVE that word, "gear". It just sounds...so...so macho...like we're millitary guys in Black Ops 2---all beefed-up and shit. ... "I'M ON GEAR BITCH"!! .... OMG, I can't wait to scream that out at the top of my lungs at the gym when the ladies aerobics class starts!! They are going to be all over me!
I'm just soooo excited and want the whole world to know that they aren't going to be able to fuck with Kevin (CENSORED) anymore. Here in (CENSORED) Indiana, it's a very small town and the rednecks think they're tough with their baseball bats and guns. Well, with my Superaxiogear Anavar, that's all about to change.
I just hope it's not bunk (I guess bunk means fake?). I've got a lot invested in this, and the last thing I need is for my gear to let me down during a brawl at the Jr.High.
Any comments, suggestions or advice would be welcome, but please don't try to tell me what I should do. I don't need that shit.