posted Mon, 05/19/2014 - 20:26
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WHAT WOULD YOU NAME YOUR GYM?
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pretty simple,
if you were to open your own proper gym-non of this francise shit..what would you call it?
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Cutters
I would name it YourAboutToGetYolked and then anytime someone walked in the door I would throw eggs at them.
I probably wouldn't last very long.
Fuck Your Treadmill
here's your logo
Tiger Pit
The Forge
AnonSPARTA..with bottomless pit of coarse!
Crucify the WEAK
Dangling Dice
The Test Centre
:/
Definitely call it The Muscle Pit
Gymboree.
I'd only allow toddlers.
SETS
VALHALLA
The factory
I don't know, but my food truck out front is going to be called the "Protein Bar"
...First item on the menu will be a Pepsi, tuna shake called. "The Viking".
I remember that...1600 something calories...
Nice!
Fitness Army
Adrenaline
Endorphin release
Gator Pitt
" we bout dat life"
AnonIron Tribe
Iron Den, or The Steel Cave...
For a power lifting gym, I would go with.........The Snatch House!
AnonBarbells dumbells..mmm.. marketing 101...
BELLS GYM-thats my francise fukyou gimme your money name me thinks...
Lol, the maketing 101 remark is just me cos I just had to close a gym cos it could only break even after a year and a half. Rent too steep, building too small. Want it to be something the missus and I could make a living at. Still have all the equipment though and it will reopen. Just gave to do the location thing...
location, location, location.... the first and only rule in business
Youre right there! The physical location was excellent in and of itself. My problem was rent vs size and how many members I could pack into the place. We were slammed every evening, but couldnt take on more members due to space limitations. I had a choice between increasing dues and shutting the place down. So we shut down to regroup and plan to buy a piece of property and put up a metal building. We'll be back. We're in a niche market. Only 2 gyms in town are PF and one just like it. No one wants to go there.
AnonThat and skill..hell ive seen business run out of a dump of a location packed!
AnonCobras iron pit
We Eat Plates and Poop PR's
Home of the haters! And hard asses! LOL
BIGBOY1234THE MEAT LOUNGE
With a name like that, I think you would only attract a "certain" type of clientele. "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Plates, Chains and Things...
IronSoulSnatchers Inc.
MutantFreaks are not to be looked at directly in their eyes..Please be courteous and enjoy your workout...lol..haha..yeahhhhh
JUICED
Taps and Traps my gym would have a bar in the basement.
Fitness Planet!
LMAO
How fast do you figure they would sue the shit out of me? lmao
The house of iron
ALL NATURAL
Sons of Benches
Lmao!! Thats an awesome name pin!! Very catchy.
I thought so.
Names gotta be catchy and memorable. Easy to say. Something the customers can identify with. Marketing 101. Joe's Gym.
The "bone yard", wait that sounds like a porno haha, or the "temple."
the bond yard lmfao
might as well be my name
Sex, Weights, & Protein Shakes
a place where guys like us can get everything we need lol
That sounds legitimate, honestly it wouldnt be a bad name. Except for the 80 year old guy that walks in looking for sex. Lmfao. It would have to be in Amsterdam in the red zone area, I'd join. ;)
Iron don't lie
Iron Kings