posted Fri, 03/28/2014 - 12:48
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What kind of stuff for a "fun" night?
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Ive always lasted a okay amount of time and done pretty good to great depending on the girl, but I have a one time thing possibly coming up with a girl Ive wanted to do it with for a very long time. I kind of want to make a good impression if nothing else for egos sake, I don't even care if I get that much out of it but what would make you last longer or otherwise be able to go longer?
Ive heard cialis, viagra let you basically keep going until you're ready to done, but is there anything else to keep in mind? No recreational drugs however.
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Nothing like doing lines off a hot chicks bare ass and then letting her do them off of your Jimmy Johnson! lol
Ok I was thinking about not posting, but I don't think any women have posted. I only know what I like so here it goes.
2 Tease me a little. Kiss me and slowly work your way down. It truly turns me on anticipating what's going to happen next.
3 If you do like to go down use your fingers too. If you don't, I personally don't care, but at least finger and let me totally desire every inch you have to offer.
5 Don't ever turn your back and go to sleep because pay backs will be a bitch. I'm kidding but honestly that would suck. That has never happened to me. I can't say I've never done that though.
6 Don't even think about a vibrator unless she mentions it.
If you do this I don't think it will mater how long you last. She will already be satisfied before you even start, and she will be again when you are done. Hold her for awhile too afterwards. I love that.
Really the only way to know what women want is by a woman. Hope this helps.
Its not all about how long you can last. At 43 it becomes the opposite, "will you just get there already!!!" is what I hear. Someone else mentioned, use oral...a lot. Also don't be afraid to pick up a bullet (small vibrator) and use that in the clitoral region while performing oral. She will say your name and it won't be a one time thing. Do this before intercourse and it will all be more enjoyable and effective for both parties. My GF happens to sell adult toys. Livin the dream!!!
i dunno ,ive only hooked up with four girls in my life..then quickly went to the dark side...and stayed there. its alot easier and i dont gotta worry bout no clitoral regionz..for real tho
if only i could finish faster... shits annoying sometimes.. seriously
ChowChowchescolittle bi of viagra and 10-20 mcg of melantotan II , you will be hard all night so even if you dont last on round one, you;ll have round 2,3,4 etc etc
Since everyone here is a pro at taking the ladies to the magic
Kingdom, instead of schooling everyone with my sexual wisdom, I'll school the ladies on what men don't want in bed.
1. We don't want to talk but we will
2. We don't want to hear about your friends but we do.
3. We don't like to be forced into apologizing to get some but we will
4. Chick flicks suck ass and we hate watching them while you take 4 hours to get a girl boner. But we do
5. We don't like to give massages but we do anyways.
Now let me explain a few things to you ladies, because most of you don't get it.
Finally, for all you young bastards that picked up your skills from countless hours of porn. If you can't figure shit out or can't figure out hllwd's crooked finger technique, just let her be on top, all you have to do is be sweet, keep your boner and try your hardest to not stick your thumb in her ass and you'll be just fine.
Hope that helps
All my love, no homo
Ed
Lmao!!!
Oh how hard that is to resist, lol
Fight it bro, that shit needs an invitation
Heres a big heads up women dont want you to go all night long..its quality more than quantity...practice your "other" skills believe me if your good with yr hands and mouth, including kissing, you'll have her at "oh god here i.... dont stop....oooooooo ah ah ah mmmmm
get the picture
This here is a very true statement. I've been married 24 years and I don't think we've cracked the 45 minute mark. Tis' true! I'd go as long as she wants but it just doesn't take that long if you're doing your job right. I'm not acting like I'm a stud or anything. It's just that we (her and I) must really mesh well hence the 24 years of marriage. So you just really have to find your other half to feel whole and truly enjoy 1 another.
24 Years is damn impressive and 24 years of great sex is even more impressive....i always say and its my opinion that if a man pleases a women in the bedroom and i mean really pleases her she'll return the lovin over and over again in equal and even greater measure ;)
No I don't, can you say that again, lol
Which part the "oh god dont stop" or " get the picture"
lol
Both? Lol
Watch some Rocco Siffredi porn clips and say exactly what he says!! Lol !! He's the master of getting them to do what he wants.. Haha
go down on her before you start.. don't pull that hard core porn shit.. nice soft and skilled tongue on the clit goes a long damn way and if you can multitask throw in hllwd's #2. with the finger curling (clip your god damn nails).. most importantly LISTEN to see how she responds to each movement.. no vagina is the same.. think about it like picking a lock.. if you do this right and she likes you then chances are she's going to cum a few times before you even get your dick in her.. NOW WHO'S BEING PREMATURE HMMMMMM???????????????????
You guys are great on eroids! im not sleepin with young guys anymore unless they're eroid members ;-0
keep this picture in your wallet
I know her, her name is Constance she took this pic just after the ebc, unfortunately during that time there was a shortage of food. This was due to my consumption of everything that had protein in it, and this was the result....
That cannot be real...she looks like one of those ppl from avatar except not blue
I'd hit it.
already did, she was a super model before I tapped it.
Hey now, that's my sister you're talking about...
Lick it before you stick it, and then when you are doing the deed and excitement starts to build pull out n go back down on her. Repeat as often as needed .
See some men are just so smart ;-)
if you havent noticed, these young guys dont realize that there are more erotic and erogenous zones on a woman besides her genitals. while these guys eat their boxed lunch at the Y i am busy making her explode without even touching it yet. thats the secret. men are visual, women are sensual. you have to work everything else before you get to the honeypot. Correct me if im wrong alayna.
I have a trick or 2 lol
so go down after your dick has been in there, taste of your own cock? lmao
So do you have some kinda cock rot? Do you think that makes you gay? I bet you make your girl brush her teeth after a blow job. If you don't like it then that's cool I guess?
lmao. pathetic that you got your feelings hurt over a joke, always one bitch.
Wtf are you talking about ? did I cuss you? I did ask you a question or 2 but in no way did I even act as if my feelings was hurt. Apparently you are the one with a bloody manpon and I hope you can change it soon enough. Because if you leave it in to long ,it causes toxic shock. So pull the bloody manpon out your ass and wipe the tear outta your eyes. All because I asked you a question.
What's so wrong with your junk that you're scared to taste it? :/
Always remmember if you cant beat it up!!!!!
EAT it up.... A few drinks helps just dont get too drunk
56tooTie a tourniquet around your pecker and when you decide you"ve had enough cut it lose lol
what the hell ever happened to dinner and a movie, sick bastard lol.
Well, this would be after the dinner and movie, Situation is, find out girl was into me the whole time I knew her 2 years, is moving in a week.
And 21 yrs old, 195lbs, 5'11, did one cycle, decided to wait a couple more years til i am more stable.
I will impart wisdom beyond your years upon you young jedi
1.bro you are 21, jack off before your date and you'll be fine
2 if you would simply curl your index finger upon insertion into the vagina you will find a "spot" that will make you KING
3, despite the education you have gained from porn (back me up here ladies) no woman wants to be fucked for hours upon hours on end (not to be confused with several times in an evening)
Agreed! And definitely jack off before ur date cause no woman wants to experience no quickie the first time around.
He's correct, as I previously stayed long time does not = good. Good = good lol Think about it, what's the goal of sex? Orgasm, after I get off once or twice I don't care what you do. Finish up and go make me a sammich!
hahahahaha
Seriously though if you set out assuming you're going to get laid, you're gonna have a bad time.
^^^^-------Do this expecially number 1. Take that bullet outta the chamber before you go to war my friend. ; ) You will thank me later!
I really like the the clever way you put that ;)
Damn bro, 5-11 195 lbs chick on cycle, that's a big girl.
I think her size alone should be enough to help you last.
OMFG I almost peed myself. lmao
Yes, the moisture may be confused with peeing yourself, don't let it bother you...that my lady was just you being turned on by Uncle Ed.
Ps
You are welcome.
THat must be it. Ah you crack me up.
At 21 I had a fucking lead pipe for a dick. No need for any dick pills. Just bust a nut before going out, always works for me. Gotta get that first one out of the way, lol can't go out with a loaded gun.
lol, theres something about mary, needs to be added to your movie list
Is that hair gel? Lol love that movie
What is that? Hair gel?