Ass hole husband
Ok ladies and gents.. My dear sweet wife is terrified of those paranormal activity movies so I made her watch one earlier tonight before bed she was all freaked out made me lay down with her till she fell asleep. Then I had a BAD IDEA.. I thought here is my chance to play a joke on her. So I tie fishing line to the door handle in the bed room closet and bed room door run the lines to the foot of the bed and slowly start pulling the covers off of her downwards lol she sits up freak out screaming for me .. At that moment I pull the closet door shut then the bedroom door shut with the fishing line I used earlier ... She get up to run out the dang room i scream grab her leg then she commences to kicking the shit out of me as she is yelling for me to come in the room.. Finally she sees it's me as i am doubled over with sever pain and laughter then after she calms down she kicks me again thrown my pillow and a blanket out to the couch and said stay there !!! So here I am my fellow brothers and sisters telling you NEVER NEVER PLAY A SCARY JOKE ON YOU BETTER HALF OR YOU WILL PEE BLOOD AND HAVE A BAD BACK FROM SLEEPING ON THE COUCH..... It was a better idea in my head but poorly executed lol
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BuckyDentureHahahah that is just great !! Sorry for your pain, but if its of any comfort I think you brought a lot of laughs with that one !
That is awesome.
I did this once with an ex. We were watching the grudge. I had an old Victorian house with the bathroom way up stairs. She went to the bathroom and I followed her up. As she was opening the door I made the throat cracking noise. I expected her to scream. Her fist was in my eye before she saw it was me. I was kinda proud of her for not being the lay down and scream type. I'm not find of being punched in the eye though, so that was the end of my pranks
That is awesome, you should have recorded it, like the pranksters on youtube, so you can watch it a million times in front of her and your relatives.
UFOhhahah jesus this is great. My girl is the same way...I get so much pleasure out of scaring her, but the feelings are not mutual
Lol exactly
RustyhookerLaughed my ass off! Hshaga
If she takes that paranormal crap seriously she deserves to be scared $hitless. Funny stuff bro.
That's funny shit right there.
LOL funny ass shit! Thanks for the laugh this morning. .
lmao, I really dig your humor bro, to bad the wife did not. one nite couple years back after watching a horror movie, I hid under the bed, as she was about to climb in, I grabbed her ankle, and damb it man if she didn't with her other foot stomp on my hand. I couldn't work for two days after, haven't gone there since :(
You're going to stop? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I'd do it again but even scarier
bigwillyEpic
I hope you aren't looking for sympathy becuase if you had done that to me I would have booted your ass into next week and then back so you wouldn't miss anything
Sympathy oh hell no..self inflicted wounds hurt he worst
Lmao!
lmfao! EmeraldLaoch used to pull shit like that on me all the time
That crap causes permanent damage!!!
I might have done permanent damage done lol woman kicks like a mule
well then I suppose you'll think before doing it again ;)
Kicks like a mule!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Mann I needed a good laugh
id pull pranks like this sure 
lennie dDude me and my wife are rolling right now lol... my wife is the same way lmfao... oh that's fantastic
Just take my pain as a lesion
Over the top brother! lol, well done! They love this shit.
Thank you thank you .. Now I must go insert a cath up my dick so I can pee now ... Ll
Lmfao that hilarious dude
Yeah I thought so till I get no nookie and beat like a cheap whore lol