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Why do Men always wanna send dic pics

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So help me out here guys. I met this guy a few days ago, we barely know each other, we've had a few conversations via phone and text and in the middle of him tellin me how hot i am he texts "Wanna see my dick?" i was like huh, what No! his response are you sure? i was like still NO! he got all pissy cause i didn't wanna see! Now he's not the only guy; i cannot even begin to tell you how many men just feel the uncontrollable need to send unsolicited dick pics! is this supposed to entice me like ooooh,look yummy?? for me personally its all about the kissing and connection...if a guy kisses like shit i dont wanna see him or his damn dick...i've had a guy lean in to kiss me with his tongue sticking out his mouth, another guy kept putting all his saliva in my mouth was so gross yuk! then there are the lizard kissers or the lap dogs, i mean seriously none of this is sexy so what hell would make them think i'd wanna see their dicks? so is this what men think ill show her my dick and she'll want me???

Thanks for yr feedback

Alayna :0)

ChemDawg's picture

My ex-wife's friends are hot, it doesn't bother me. Plus their aren't a lot things im good at, so when I am complimented, I think its a good thing.

alayna's picture

o m g you better get stock in Trojans and i dont mean the horses

alayna's picture

I can understand. most men dont really know for a fact what her friends know im just giving you the cold hard truth...but you can trust this; when yr good we make you out to be gods!

OmNom's picture

Oh I know.. I've had convos about this with a lot of women.. idc if they make me out to be a god.. I already know I'm awesome ;p Just don't like it broadcast to people I need to be just friends with.. quite a few times I've had their friends flirt or straight up get to business

alayna's picture

see there's my point! so when you sleep with yr exes friends you can tell her it was "her fault". Lol

OmNom's picture

I usually feel guilty and say no.. unless that ex is a bitch then I might just do it in front of her LOL

ChemDawg's picture

I was at a party for one of my ex's friends, we all went to school together, so everyone knows each other pretty well. I guess one of my ex's friends invited her cousin to the party and by the end of the night her cousin was asking permission from my ex, if she could take me home. My ex claimed she told her it was ok, but I know that wasn't the case. Plus I arrived with my ex, so unless some extraordinary circumstance happened I was leaving with my ex. I believe in loyalty, so I would never do that kind of thing to her, I know I wouldn't want it done to me.

OmNom's picture

Youre like me.. im loyal and I wont do something I wouldnt want done to me.. actually I wouldnt even call that loyal.. seems more like common sense than anything else.. most people only understand "me me me me"

ChemDawg's picture

She told me the other day that her sister told her to stop using me for sex. I thought that was funny.

OmNom's picture

LOL!!!

alayna's picture

Probably cause her sister wants to use you herself!

ChemDawg's picture

I can only imagine how much her parents would hate me if I slept with both of their daughters. Her parents dislike me, but they put up with me. That would probably shake up the family dynamic a little bit. lol

ChemDawg's picture

Ohh poor me, getting used again, she is just shattering my self esteem. lol

alayna's picture

Lol oooohh its so terrible being u....sed

alayna's picture

LMAO! BigWilly you have such a way with words mwah

kodiakGRRL's picture

you prolly asked for more didn't you ..lol

alayna's picture

LMAO of course he did!

CBBurrr's picture

Yea, tell him your dating a dude named BigWilly, and ask him if we like to see his dick pic!

alayna's picture

Lmfao! i choked on my cashews! omg that was fuckin funny lol lol lol

shawn0712's picture

I can't help but form a mental picture of this guy. An overconfident cop with man boobs, that's not in shape, and believes a pic of his penis will have you salivating on the floor. I've read your other posts and I think he just exceeded the 3 strike policy. It sounds like he started with two strikes just having the badge.
At this point at least have some fun with it. Tell him asshole pictures really turn you on. If he's open enough to drop pics of his junk, I'm sure you'll break his comfort zone with that one.

kodiakGRRL's picture

omfg.. I just laughed so hard I cried and Gothic is giving me dirty looks because I m choking on my tuna sandwich....

shawn0712's picture

Lmao. That's awesome. Guaranteed to break about any guys comfort zone. My mother and my doc are the only 2 people that have ever seen mine, and I struggle with eye contact with him at this point.

alayna's picture

OH MI GOD! i never laughed so hard!!

what a stud he's sizing up to be! lol lol lol oh jeez

ChemDawg's picture

I bet he is talking to all of his buddies on his cop forum just like us:

"She didn't wanna see my dick pic, what should I do next???"

http://forums.officer.com/

alayna's picture

oh mi god you guys are killin me! lol lol

Greg's picture

It's the same guy with the trench coat... He gets off exposing himself.
I hope you don't think we are all that way.

...And to set the record straight, I'm not like that. No matter what grrrl has told you.

kodiakGRRL's picture

damn Greg, you just outed yourself.. I've been keeping THAT secret since the man cave closed

alayna's picture

ooohhh Greg the secrets GRRL & i keep about the men of Eroids! wink wink

EmeraldLaoch's picture

Yeah in my experience the dick doesnt become something visually attractive to a woman until they have gotten to know it for a while. Its like they realize what it does to them so they start liking the look of it. Like i dont like the smell of guiaicol and i certainly dont like sticking it into my leg but i know what it does so now when i smell it i like it.

Women are also not as turned on by visual stimulation. Its why the majority of male porn goes to the gay guys, not straight women. My wife cant understand why i think her vagina is so pretty or why i would like to see another vagina rolling around on top of her vagina... but now im getting off track. I had a point...

alayna's picture

lmfao! i spit out my protein drink!

btw tell yr wife im with her im on the "idk why men think my vagina is so pretty page" wit her.

LadyLuck's picture

Haha! He asks me all the time why I don't want to wear a pussy like a face mask... ...because it's a fucking pussy you dipshit!

EmeraldLaoch's picture

Your loss sweetheart. I would say "more for me" but its actually less for me :(

bill123's picture

I cant believe that would ever work but I am guessing it does or these guys wouldn't keep doing it.

CBBurrr's picture

Is it time for the " what is wrong with my dick type, I just don't get women" thread. lol

Nitti's picture

Or a ,...

Why do women have to complain so much?
thread. Or a ,....
I got that bitch a plunger! Bitches love bringin up old shit! thread. :-D

alayna's picture
Nice to see you on the boards btw
alayna's picture

Ok you can start the "i got the bitch a plunger" thread lmao ;0)

alayna's picture

We've def had like 10 of them worded one way or another lol

Pale's picture

I wouldn't say always, myself I couldn't fathom it. I am just average tho as far as size goes, if I was packing 9-10" tho I may have been tempted to show it off,lol

alayna's picture

Men that big def like showing it off!! not that i myself have seen 10" although its not like i've ever taken out a ruler and been like here let me measure babe. i've seen a few that i was like "no fuckin way!" lol

Pale's picture

Overall I am happy with what I got anyway, never had a problem finishing Mrs Ice off.. Smile

alayna's picture

Ooooh Mr. Ice so you're really Mr. Heat!

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alayna's picture

c'mon say it!