Girlfriends breath and vag STANK (srs)
Needing some advice
Here's some backstory
Been with this girl a little over two months. I'm 24 she's 22. She has treated me better than anyone before her combined. Such as : washing my gym and work cloths and having them laid out in the order I put them on, she buys me protein randomly and knows the exact kind I want. Plays games like skyrim , cod with me. She cleans my house and comes up to my work to see me every night and is hott AF. Has a great body and is an all around keeper.
One problem. DAMN GURL YOU STANK.
Serious though. I drop hints like damn it stinks in here after sex. She's like yeah It smells like sex and sweat and I'm like NOOO ITS SMELLS LIKE PUSSY. I tell her she has morning breath in the mornings jokingly. But it's hard to tell her that she has that shit all the time. It's so bad that we went to shower and I pretended to wash her to be sweet but I was really just trying to get that stank out. SHE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE. then we walk out the shower and Into the bedroom downstairs and the shit hits you like a brick. Her breath smells like morning breath 24/7 even though she brushes her teeth and her suga walls smell like a fish market most of the time. She's perfect other than that and I just have been looking past it. Trying to see if anyone else has had similar experiences and know a good way to handle this.
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BuckyDentureGreg I think its just funny because we've all "been there" LOL not to say actually in his girls vag, but with a woman who wasnt at her freshest. Sounds like he loves her though and I hope he takes away some good info to help him help her.
hahaha but stinky or not, you mention vagina in the title and Im reading !
LOL... thats what drew me too!............. maybe we need a little help with our "hard - wired" vag fixation hahahaha.... or maybe we are simply "normal" ???
BuckyDentureHahaha Id live in a giant vagina if I could, is that normal ? LOLOLOL
I guess at the end of the day we are really just primitive vag hunting machines. Wouldnt want it any other way though ;)
EXACTAMUNDO BROTHER!
Maybe she's like a dog ?? You know some people have asked me ?? Do you know why dogs lick there balls ?? Because they can !! Sorry !! I was just cracking up reading this whole thing ! I feel for yea !! Looks like you have a bad deal on both ends !! :-o
OMG these comments are cracking me up, but seriously I hope your girl could do some of the advice on here. Definitely like go see a doctor and a dentist. Cavities can make you have bad breathe too. Just find a way to comfortably tell her so you can fix the problem and not worry about leaving a girl you really like.
AnonAs fir the mouth
Its perio
Vag is a chemical imbalance i bet
Both easily fixed
Here's a suggestion...take a bath together; buy some sented bath salts or oils draw up a bath and get in ...then have sex...if after sex there is a still an odor then its obviuosly not her hygeine it could be an infection or something similar...also for an fyi she should not be washing her vagina with bath soap no woman should. get Summer's Eve feminie wash...its ph balanced and doesnt burn or cause irritation....as far as her bad breathe sounds like halitosis or gum disease....nonetheless, should be brought to her attention bec it will be off putting to other ppl as well...but you better be damn straight you aint the pot callin the kettle black...you better have sone sweet ass sugar breathe if you intend on being the barer of that news to her...idk how yr gonna say it but be nice...i do agree bad breathe is not sexy, i personally dont know how ppl are not cognizant of that all the time on their own.
p.s. tell her to stop layin out yr clothes shes not yr mother ;-)
You know.. all of you fing smart asses in here.. .>.< a.) she could very well have an infection that makes her breath stink. b.) diet will do some to change vaginal oders but she could very well be on of the those gals that just has a strong scent .. I d bet a box of gear that if you get her to change her diet and get rid of the processed foods etc.. sugar .. you'll see a change.
I'll also add that some detergents used to wash your cloths can also cause problems there. I guess it would be a chemical imbalance. My wife had a weird discharge, which smelled and after getting tested for std's and coming back neg. shortly after changed the detergent and it went away after about a month.
we're def in the same page here
As always a superb answer!
Lol if your girl's pussy stinks is the worst quality she has then you should be happy. Maybe her pH is off a change in diet might help
by the way your estrogen could be high, high estrogen improves your sense of smell.
BigBmajYeah but some of us love to eat pussy. That stank would turn a fun endeavor into a chore.
If she means anything to you just tell her. You could schedule a gyno and dentist apt for a valentines gift. Or you could find an article on vaginal health and just happen to leave that magazine open to the article. I'm not sure that saying you have a friend who loves this girl but she stinks is all that bad of an idea. You could ask her what her advice would be. I feel sorry for the girl but letting it fester for a lifetime is much ruder than laying it out there. You could talk to one of her friends about it and have that person mention it. Id rather hear my boys tell me they could smell my boys through my trousers I think.
If she takes huge offense she will probably get over it in a week or two max. Then you both can live a life of a delicious smelling mouth and snatch.
Well said!!!
Stop crying over a little spilled tuna and get in there and eat that shit like a fucking BEAST...I love a sexy girl right after the gym...makes my hormones RAGE! As far as the breath she needs to go to the dentist and get her teeth cleaned and checked for cavities and gingivitis! If not tell her you think it's sext when she sucks on altoids before sex (Or all the time).
Lol spilled Tuna. I like that. Nah I'm all about that fresh bro. It's hard to concentrate sometimes it's so bad. Be right in the middle of smashing and you get that updraft and get knocked out
Maybe you could say your into a new sex fetish: wearing gas masks.
BACKFIRE
Get her some of that ph balancing vag wash. Could be a yeast infection? As far as the breath try giving her some listerine and if that don't work she's gotta go
I love me some stinky pussy, im just sayin...
You know bro you might by some of that gold bond powder and cake her up before you swim the swamp. That should help with the Odor and It does kind of tingle on the weiner.
OMG ... lol ha ha ha ha
lol having ladywoody read this fcking hilarious lol!
AnonCan we sticky this please! So many possibilities to save relationships with this information!
This definitely needs a sticky.
Lol, this thread has changed my life and I have anonymously sent it to all of my hooker lady friends.
Finger blast her then fish hook her nostrils with said fingers, see if she likes her own brand.
Lol
Snot just shot out my nose when I read that!!!!
OH FUCK ME THATS HILLARIOUS.. I LAUGHED SO HARD I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF
AnonDefinitely the way id go. That or throw up on purpose all over her snatch
The absolute best way to get rid of the odor? Find a new girlfriend. I wouldn't have lasted 3 days before I was straight up rude about it.
LMFAO!!!
Damn bro I feel for you, but this was a very entertaining story.
Maybe you should try those body mints. I've never tried them but some people I've spoken to swear by them. They say it takes away all body odors.
I bet her mouth is just wrecked with cavities.
Vag requires a doctor.
Lmao! How easy does that smell wash off your hands? Almost impossible to get stinky pussy off ur hands lmao.
They say if you have very bad odor problems its an indication of underlying disease. My nephew smells to the damn moon; but he has brain aneurisms and has other internal health problems that display themselves in his bad Body odor. Get her ass to a doctor. Sooner the better.
BLEACH!....... Wash that bitch in bleach.... make her gargle it then stand on her head and pour that shit up her snatch!... if that dont work sell her to the fkn arabs lmfao!.
LMFAO.... that's some funny shit right there I don't care who you are....
BuckyDentureread this and tell me if you have the same thoughts on humor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Channon_Christian_and_Christophe...
AnonWhat the hell does that have to do with the subject in which we are speaking of
I am not even going respond to this cause its obvious you don't have a sense of humor and I really don't wanna get pissed off today..
Hey bucky!
In context a joke is a joke is a joke!... you feel me?,,,,,,,,,,, this thread has fuck all to do with that article so lighten the fuck up or i will show you the fucking door right now!!
This is "off topic" section and we leave religeon and politics and all other fkn baggage thats weighs us down to come in here and chill!.
You wanna bring serious you bring it to a serious thread instead.
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Everyone knows Buck is the activist formerly known as Novice. Lol
BuckyDentureDidnt mean to bring weight in to the thread in the form of religion or politics . I suppose I must just admit I have lost my humor about certain things. Just seen and read so much ugly stuff I can no longer joke about just anything. I guess I'll have to lighten up or change my standards of humor. My apologies
Brother i am a blink away from 54 (uuurrgh) i have and still do see some shit so i do understand how you feel about certain things but i find if we do keep a level of humour it keeps us sane and stops the weight of the world from grinding us down further than we have to be.
Also i am irish so i cannot help myself from wanting to laugh about most things...... no apologies needed brother lets just brush the dust off and march onwards :::::)))))
AnonIm irish too
Lol
With a little cherokee indian in there
Hell of a mix
BuckyDentureThank you, and for the sake of my own health you are right, but sometimes I just think if it happened to my wife or daughter what I would do. I need to work on brushing things off I will indeed live longer.
Amen and peace
That reminds me of how my room used to smell. When I was a young bachelor. A pay lake,from all the one night stands n such.
She stank...she gotta go bro...let alone go down on that....nasty !
She needs to see a dentist for the mouth problem. Many bad breath issues are because of a bad tooth. It may not hurt her, but bad breath is one of the signs of an infected tooth/gums. For her lower mouth issues, she needs to see a gynecologist. It's usually a PH issue, which can be fixed.
Unless she's just an "unclean" person, these issues can be fixed. If not, this relationship will not last. Best of luck!
Make sure she has a proper diet and is getting enough carbs. If she is starving herself and not eating enough carbs, she could be in ketosis. One of the side effects of ketosis is bad breath. When my girlfriend is dieting sometimes she limits carbs and goes into ketosis and her breath stinks. Toothpaste, mouthwash, nothing fixes it until she eats more carbs. Then her breath is fine. Never noticed ketosis causing it to smell bad downstairs though.