Sonuvabitch! Boxers Break and a Cautionary Tale
Ok unfortunately I had to do some threatening, followed by the first ass-whipping I've had to administer in a good long time. I'm not a fighter I'm a lover usually but right now I'm on a Tren-E rip so I'm a fuk'n animal at times instead. Well long story short the Wifey just started a part time job and some dick bag had already started bothering her at work non-stop with over-the-line emails and notes left in her paperwork and stupid stuff like that(this happens a lot because my wifey is pretty cute IMO-you can see her in the Wifey Day group if you're interested in what she looks like) She told me she'd asked him to please stop and also reported this shit heel to upper management to no effect. So I did what any man should do for his woman and went to ask this cunt in a civil manner, to please step the fuck down. Cease and desist or there will be consequences. Which is probably more warning than he deserved and being on Tren I think I did okay. He stopped for a few days but it started again. So again, I went down to handle it except this time no warnings. I proceed to tear him from his Infiniti and whale on his temple and RH cheek bone, breaking my hand in the process. They called it a "Boxers Break". I feel very fortunate to have consciously pulled my punches quite a bit because I know what these hormones can do for strength and intensifying emotions and how dangerous they can be. So I just wanted to make this a cautionary tale to be mindful of your rage AND to ask if anyone has experience and recommendations on how to continue hitting the iron with this type of injury? Looks like I'll be doing lots of cardio, and an work. They've got me in a temp cast for now. Thanks for reading and any suggestions would be mint. Can't believe I porked this cycle...Grrr. 
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By the title I would of guessed this thread was about like the underwear boxers and the cautionary tale would be about how you shit yourself of something lol. Just was the first thing that popped in my head. Was a good read. Hope your hand heals and I would of done the same
Sorry to here that. Best wishes on a speedy recovery Gear
RustyhookerYou're gonna be off cycle or have monster legs. Upper body is gonna be screwed for some Weeks. Hope ya heal up quick. My hands hurt every cold day from my youth.
Epic! too bad your got hurt in the process, i can only imagine that duche face! im pretty sure it will stop
BigBmajNo assault charge? You can hardly hit anyone anymore without legal consequences.
I guess you could hit shoulders with the shoulder lateral raise machine if your gym has one? You just have to put your elbows and forearms in the mach to work it. You could probably use the Pec deck for chest and rear laterals if your careful. Sorry bout the injury Bro...
I had a really bad boxers fracture back in 07. This was long before juice, but I was a fifth of Jose deep (I very rarely drink these days tho) and I raged and punched a mirror that was mat glued to a metal door. The mirror didnt break, which pissed me off even more so I hit it 4 more times as hard as I could. I broke the 4th meta carpel and shattered the 5th so that my pinky knuckle was basically sitting on my wrist. They set it and casted it but x rays 2 weeks later showed it wasnt healing right and they had to rebreak and reset it. It was a good 8 weeks in a cast after that. My right forearm and hand atrophied so they looked that of an 80 year old woman when the cast came off and my right hand is now about a half inch shorter than the left on the pinky side. But I made a full recovery and my hand is just as strong as ever so Im sure you will be fine in a few months time. Good luck bro.
Good chivalry, sucks for your hand, fyi throat shot hurts you less.
I find prami and cutting out all caffeine helps when i am on, being Irish makes the anger just pop out instead of ramp up so I am already very cautious when I go into a confrontational situation.
Well, this is a good opportunity to hit legs and core harder for a bit, get lots of Calcium and any sups that help shuttle it.
Thats a good way to get murder charges if youre not careful
Man that sucks! Your going to be casted for minimum of 6 weeks, and hopefully it is non-displaced and doesn't need any pins.. Anyway, props for defending your lady!!
aylmejorSucks.
Hit fly machine for chest.
Walk away.. close your eyes.. take deep breaths in and out for as long as it takes.. hope you have a speedy recovery.. I dont blame you at all.. but keep an eye on a good lawyer
Some guy told me in a sarcastic way that I couldn't have my dogs in the designated dog run of my building… I held myself back from physical violence as I knew in the back of my mind my freedom (law) and freedom to train exceed beating him down. I'm on dbol deca test right now and I always wonder what would happen if I threw down. I did however threaten him and degrade him with my words.
Hitting the iron will be tough with that hand, but I have some advise if you have to administer another ass whipping, don't punch someone in the head with your fist, use the heel of your open hand. Punching to the head with a fist you are more likely to sustain more damage than the receiver. They teach this method in law enforcement so you can still operate a gun after the fight!
I don't blame you one bit, but brother you might want to get a lawyer on retainer. I would be shocked if his bitch ass didn't call the cops...
Man I just warned someone who bothered my woman and they called the cops before I even got to the point of putting my hands on either of them.. damn straight some people have no accountability for their actions
this..^
That was my thought as well...
Depending on the police agency and how big of an asshole they are they like to show up on friday with your warrant. That way you get to sit in jail all weekend before you can see a judge for bond. My advice, don't be home on Friday.
What....LE being assholes!?! That's just crazy talk right there!
Good advice on having a lawyer on retainer and starting your weekend vacation Thursday evening.
Did you get arrested?You may want to start training to hit with your left hand in case he starts up again.He could feel he's in the clear for a while because you have a broken hand.You might be able to get some arm work in with lifting hooks.
Legs and abs mate. Your calves are going to grow ;)
Speedy recovery Gear.
Get well brother. Dude deserved every thing he got! What a fuck tard!