Sharing needles oh fuck !
Oh fuck me ! This shit has gotten way too complicated !!
So now in my house weve got me going through needles like crazy, Ive now got my wife using HGH so shes in my stash, and then theres my dog, who I fucking swear comes to me asking for his weekly shot.
So now I have to have my wifes HGH labeled in the fridge and separate from mine , the dog has his little stash of bottles up on a shelf, and then theres mine.
Well Sunday night I was fucking beat and I decided to take my ambien before I did my injections. Big mistake !!!
So I grab a bunch of slin pins, a couple bottles off the shelf for the dog, a bottle of HGH for me and one for my wife. I get done reconstituting both HGH's, give my wife her shot, then load up a needle and give the dog his shot. Well in all the confusion, and the time ticking away as the ambien takes me closer to zombie land, I accidentally picked up the needle I used on the dog, and used it for my HGH shot !!!!!!
God damn that fucker hurt !! That was my first clue that something was wrong , then I counted the number of needles that needed to be disposed of. Uh Oh I was one short and there was one new needle still unused !! Even in my stupor I realized what had just happened , yikes.
Im finding my self strangely obsessed today with trying to lick my own balls, and my nose seems kind of wet. Do you think I could have caught something from the mut ? If I have an urge tonight to sniff my cats ass when I get home, someone is going to have to call the vet for me.
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Novi! I'm so sorry I'm just getting to post on here I've been very busy.... Are you sniff cat ass? I hate to say that I laughed out loud when I read this... Funniest shit I've seen in a while... I feel ashamed that it's amusing but I was!
Lmfao. Ambien is evil.
elecshortsIs your dog like a badass Cujo now?
Anonhe benches more than me !
elecshortsNice
AnonI am really glad you all had a good time with this , meanwhile I am fucking stuck with an appointment to get a flea bath this afternoon and they are talking about neutering !!! :<
LMFAO! Funny shit I've ever heard hahaha
cmonsterGood luck bro hopefully u wont turn into teen wolf
i shivered at the title even before opening the thread :(
AnonLets see some before and after pics of the dog! lol
It's for it's arthritis and old age.. low dose of the stuff really helps.. if you went to a vet they'd basically do the same thing but it'd be a lot more expensive
You got your dog on gear? Lmao
Do you swab the dog with alcohol before injecting him? The only thing I'd be slightly worried about is localized infection... I'd keep an eye on it.
This is the first I've heard of canine to human needle sharing.
Lmao! I am sorry buddy but the way you tell that story is pretty funny. In the Navy we call a move like that "Screwing the pooch" no pun intended lol. The cells that make up a dogs epidermis are thicker and tougher than humans. I only know this because of the K9 trainers in the Navy. So you probably flattened that slin pin into a blunt needle.
Now if you get this great urge to start humping your patrons legs let me know and I will come there and put you down. What are friends for?
Somehow I'd feel safer sharing a needle with my dog than another human lmfao!!
Nice tag!
if what you say is true, and you "did" use a syringe/needle on your dog before injecting yourself with it. well i can say this to you. if you're not dead by the end of the week or in a hospital bed, then you're good.
RustyhookerDid you say SHARON Needles? Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae18_QpaQLE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
RustyhookerIf you screw the neighbors pooch, we'll have to put ya to sleep. Sorry....
Anonyou heartles bastard !! I swear the bitch has been teasing me non stop shakin her lil thang about
Mike1982If you start scratching the back of your ear with your big toe we gonna have to take you for a ride there old yeller!!! Just make sure you get to petsmart and get ya shots, and spaded. Novi you have taken this roast like a champ and you are awesome my boy. Absolutely awesome! Now get your nose out that yorkies ass and come get this beggin strip :)))
Watch out for the vacuum bro! bark bark
AnonDamn that explains why my lip started curling at the site of the electrolux ;)
Haha. Scary and funny at the same time. Ill bet that dogs bloods are cleaner than ours. I would take the long way home and stop by the vet just for some sanity. You never know. It's better to be safe than sorry.
I would only see there's a problem if you start craving dog treats. Lol. Sorry bro.
FYI dogs disease are hardly transferred to human, that includes HIV. Only worrie about rabies
What do you inject your dog with?
AnonTest and deca
Lol i thought you was joking but your not! Iv not heard if this before but i guess it would help alot for an old dog. Good idea.
Damn lol what kinda dog?
Anonits not to get him jacked. Hes very old and it really seems to have helped him a lot. about 50mg test cyp and 30mg deca once a week. Doggie TRT
oh yeah sorry, Border Collie
Those are usually great dogs,especially if you have children.It's fun to watch them herd children.I had one when I was young.
Anonyes he has been an amazing part of our family
That's cool! Never thought about that really..
Anonlol well it was the fact that one of the brands of testosterone I bought at one time was MaxVet . Shit it was so good to me I figured Id give it a shot, and it really works. I had stopped 2 months ago and I really noticed the difference. Wife agrees too. Hes way perkier and just seems a lot happier.
And its true that he asks for his shot. When he sees me with a slin pin he comes right over and leans on me.
Lol that's awesome!
Lmao if you can lick your own ball you don't need a wife. Jk.lol
AnonI need her more than ever !!! Shit how is the lawn ever going to get done now, Ive got my balls to take care of instead !
LMFAO!!
LMAO! It is hilarious, yet very scary as well. If it does give you the ability to lick your own balls buddy we need to patent that shit. lol
Sounds like you may have unleashed your inner animal.If you start humping a strange woman's leg....seek help immediately!lol
AnonI dont know, Ive already been doing that for years, you think its gonna get worse ?
Mike1982One sure sign is if you find yourself pissing outside over the same spots your dog does to make sure your dominance is marked! Lol
O.k.,well how about this.If you start humping another man's leg to show your dominance....then seek help!lol You almost had me at a loss for words!
Lmao! That's funny shit right there!