posted Fri, 06/21/2013 - 10:07
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Hardcore Friday with Viking, Alayna, and Andromeda
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Rarely to internet hookups ever happen here at eroids, but on occasion they do. Just last Wednesday Vike called me up whimpering, asking for help. Worried about my boy Vike, I jumped in the Eroids Van and rushed to his aid only to find out that He finally did hook up with a couple of the Eroids ladies.
Notice Vikes signature black man panties.
Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53WFAAokLVw
All my love no homo
Ed.
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Hmmmm what happens in the Van stays in the Van??!! i think its time for us girls to get a BUS frig the van!!
Yeah frig that van us girls need our own bus! I will drive! ;)
ok pankie you bring the lipstick, a blow dryer, rollers, and the summers eve ;-0
How did you know the that I use curlers...always 1o steps ahead of me ;)
Viking Sex God! now that's a guru right thuurrrr!
Andro its time to start BUS shopping....the LOVE BUS or lust bus whichever!
shhhh dont tell Vike or Tread or Ed, especially not Ed dont want any of them F-ing goats on our bus!
tread-mTread knows all and that bus is mine! GAME OVER! BIg party bus made by cadillac, plush velvet seats springstein on the kickers...oh yeah!
Give me 2 minutes, a roll of duct tape and that bus will be in man control. Tread will install the shag carpet, Vike will install the swing and I'll bring the goats. Boom!
Honey i wonder what you do there in the back of yr pink cadillac.....They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple but man i aint going for that i know it was her pink cadillac....lalalala
tread-mApple...pffft!!!! YOU KNOW DAT WAS PANK!
pink got dis nooka with some skrimps and steak!! Shhhhhittt, she told me she walked in with a plate of food and he's been eaten out her hand errrrr since!
tread-mLike a lost puppy!
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCkQtwIwAA&url=http%...
This explains the bruises and scratches OMG i just get him under control and ED turns up at the door in the van again
Pink and myself have a plan for the VAN! This shit gettin out hand!
tread-mGettin hell its been outta hand and that's where we like it! Now we even have a skrimp bar in that puppy, baco/jalepeno wrapped skrimps stuffed with blue cheese...wanna taste? Here ya go......Psych! You're on diet grab a fish fillet and move along lil missy!
That was mean! Reeeeal mean! Just wait... I gist some time on my hands while I'm sittin heerrrr thinking about no skrimps... And devising a plan! Lets see...............
Sorry. Chicks only have limited access to the van.
LIMITED ACCESS! NOOKA PLEASE I had access to that van the first night y'all rolled up in HRRR! Don't be trying to act now, had I not been given the goo head.... You boys would have never figured out that stripper poles do not come with strippers!!
tread-mVERRRRRY LIMITED....LOCK HER UP BROTHER I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS SHIT ALREADY! LET'S ROLL A 5 GOAT MINIMUM ON GUARD DUTY TOO.
Yeah bro. If they want access to anything but the cage section, they better be cleaning shit up, and that still needs to be supervised.
tread-mVery supervised and full on taser collars !
PINK GOT YOU A CATTLE PRONG
tread-mLMAOOOO...DAYUM THEY LOOK GOOD TOGETHER THOUGH RIGHT!
Too bad its fake, there ain't no internet hook ups silly boy!
lol... only for silverbacks hey brother... hahahaha.. happy days indeed
tread-mEGGGGZACHARY! Silverbacks take what we want and leave the scraps for the masses!!!!
Tread tears off clothes and runs out door running around the pool thumping his chest
Untill Pinky grabs you by the damn ear! SMH! She can't even go to the bathroom!!
When the van turns up he rips off that chastity belt lemme tell ya lol
tread-mHell I thought she said "nasty belt" or I never would have agreed to wear it! Lmaoooo....I thought it was some sort of new autoerotic asphyxiation bro! Turns out it was a full on weiner guard with a built in nut taser and satellite traced wood detector!!!! MY SCHOLNG HAS GPS HELP A BROTHER OUT!!!!!
Beep beep beep that's all I heard last night. Pink got an app for that! I'm working on getting one made for abba but idk if I can get him to put it on now!! You done gave him a heads up! Ummmmm maybe I can slip it in his :o
tread-mDON'T YOU DO IT!!!! That model failed miserab?y on me! She used the prototype and the barbs that grab internally to keep it in grabbed ahold of my prostate and ruined her night! Yeah...NOT SO DAYUM FUNNY NOW HUH MISSY! ....just sayin....think about it!
waltri hooked up with a girl i met on myspace once....
we actually dated for a good 6 1/2 months
tread-mAND THEN YOU WOKE UP! I Hear a lot about that BS but I know it never happens brther, you do too but we'll play your little game! Lol..jk
waltrit did take me almost 6 months to realize she was crazy so...=/
internet hook-ups might not be the best idea anyway
tread-mYou'll never find happiness like that bro. Try this...judge them in "degree's of sanity".
Expect to be happy finding a sweet spot around 43%. True love falls in the range of 51% though and of course 52% and above, marriage material right thurrr. Let's not get crazy though, shoot for 43.
Sorry, I meant let's not get to a bad degree of happy not let's not get crazy. Almost broke my own rule.
Soooo.... You sayin pinky crrry???? Cause we all knows you head over gorilla nose... To da moon crazy in loves!! Also, you know if she's crazy.... I'm gonna be crazy just like her cause I'm learning everything I know from her! Soooo.... You callin me crrrryyy?
Stands with one hand on her hip, tapping her foot waiting!
tread-mShhhhhhhhh...grl you know yoozzzzz toozzz ain't cry! I didn't want anyone to know abba and I got the last two full on Goddess hybrids left on earth! Can you imagine the media oh and next thing you know they would have the 2 of you trying to breed the next Greek God from your perfect female jenes and abba and I could only watch this madness through a glass window in some lab!
Wait a minute......hrmmmm
Hey have abba hit me on the bat phone gotta question : /
UGHHHHHH AGAAAIN!!! Jeeeezuz!! I always gotta put ya back dont i!? Well good thing i got all my rest cuz ur gonna be..."bizzeeee" here fur a few............months!! (grabs T by his nipple hair..drags back into trunk...slams not once ..not twice...but three times...askin, what the hell u thinkin...uh uuhhhhh..U know HPG dont share.) Sorry ladies...he needs his lil staycation now. Andro..lemme put him to bed and perhaps we can sneak to the gym. He thinks he got me on lockdown fo two WHOLE WEEKS!!! Pshhhhh!! Yeah..i am goin to the store...yup thats right ...store....to buy me some more cuts.
Don't let her talk to you like that bro. She shouldn't even be outa the kitchen. Get a hold of those reins brotha!
tread-mThat's my bad, dayum laundry rooom is across the house and she has to make thr treck. Earlier she said "what time is it ?"...I said "there's a clock on the stove look it up!"
Anyway, I have her getting the thunderbird polished and ready so you and I can roll outta hurrrr and go do some womanizing later be ready cuz she'll be on me with that cattle prod and chastity belt again! Hammer down baby!
BOOOOM Here it comes........
And I said...listen here BITCH!! YOU GOT RESPONSIBILITIES to tend to and u betta get ur ass in frikin gear!!! Or that "Thunderbird" is gonna be "womanized" with a slash here a scratch there and a crash thur. Soooooo..before u start yo lil get away plan...betta thank twice. I gots my gurls armed and ready with prods and tasers...u aint gettin far in that lop o crap!!
Betta recognize baby!
tread-mLook...I think we both said some things you didn't mean....now crawl over hurrr and apologize and let's get to the real bidness! I'll apologize too, I'm very sorry we had this ordeal and you said all those things. Again, very sorry and I'm sincere about it as you asked me to be. I'm sincerely sorry we both said some things you didin't mean. See, you said I'd never learn a dayum thing and look , I'm a good boy ; )
Sure we said some things...but if u recall..I dont say something and NOT mean it. NOW...why dont u get ur rest for a min cuz ur gonna have a make up marathon here in two minutes.
tread-mSometimes I hang on your every word, like this time! Two words "Donkey Kong"
PS...Put on my cleets this time!
tread-mI know you're tired of hearing it but...sorry
waltrlol i'm still dreaming of that 99% range
nobody says you cant have two in the 43% range.... thats 86 and you got the choice of either the blonde OR the brunette lol......in just gave myself an idea right there lol
spoon69I just started lmfao and my girl is like what what lol im like nothing u crazy beauty
tread-mThese kiddo's don't get it, you simply divide by 2! Lmaoooooooo
waltrlol i like your thinking, or you could shoot for 3 33% and get a redhead too
Now your,e talkin brother... hell lets just get a fkn harem lmaooooooooooooooooooo