It's a short list-----and more than likely, you ain't on it.

Now I know that's going to immediately piss a lot of you off......And to be quite honest, I love the fact that a lot of you have been so generous with your money, and keep me in porn, coke and hookers. But just because I happen to be tight with someone who can get steroids for you guys doesn't mean I want to see you make mistakes. If you're going to use anabolic steroids, be sensible----be conservative, and for fucksake, be smart. Do some research and plan ahead. But most of all be aware that in many cases, you will simply waste your money.

Why do I say this????

Because to me, steroids are a life-long commitment. Unless you're taking them post-op for recovery from an operation or other medical reason, simply doing a cycle or two will result in a body that looks about the same it did before you started---eventually.....and later down the road you're going to actually look worse than you would have had you stayed natural. Yes, clomid and other anilaries will get your natural testosterone production going again, but it never really is the same, and with each subsequent cycle, you lose a little production capacity. I never touched steroids until 22 months ago. I was 48 and was ready for TRT (and sex) and thus was ready for that LIFE-LONG endeavor. So that means I never come off...I dont get any sides, and I don't ever need to PCT. But I'm 50 years old----I can handle a 30 year cycle from here. I think I can keep getting bigger well into my 60's if I plan my burst-cycles properly. I may even decide to go into bodybuilding in a few years....WTF.
So that's Group number 1------Old guys on TRT.

Who is the second group of people who should be on juice????

Anybody who is a competitive athlete in a sport where steroids would be necessary at the level in which they are competing. If you're 20 years old and have the discipline, desire, genetics, and intelligence to be a Mr. Olympia hopeful, then you need to be on gear. Waiting until you're 25 or 30 will simply ensure your window of opportunity closes early. Obviously this is going to piss off the conservative, 500/wk, beach-body, casual gym rats here on eroids.....but that doesn't make it any less true.

The rest of you----well, I love the fact that you want to take a short cut to a body you would have otherwise gotten naturally .....(and will lose soon after your cycle). But running a Test/Deca/d-bol stack just for the sake of Sprng Break at Daytona is only going to ensure that you'll be fat and pussyless when you retire there.

If the best reason you can come up with for taking steroids is to fit in with a social label that you think is impoertant, then eventaully your going to find that you don't fit in anywhere, except bingo night at the senior center.