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Abandoning my local gym due to infestation

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Happy New Year from your brown goodness Witchdoctor. This is usaully the time of the year in which I move my training from gym to home. It will last for another month or so until everything returns to normal. I'm talking about the infestation of resolution gym babies. The awkward equipment gazing, brand new workout clothes wearing and all around cumbersome newbies. Now I do admit that applause are do for those who have taken upon themselves for physical improvement. Its the new gym fluffers that kills my workout scene. I tried a week test run in hopes of it being different.... No Such Luck! Hmmmm... wonder if I glared at my scrunny body so gallantly in the mirror after every set? Way to much talking and sport bottle sipping. Its like Facebook has thrown up all over this place. Some of my regulars love the resolution floods, their dating pool increases a bit. I will be back when all the chatter disappear. After the smell of new workout gear and shoes dissipate. I'll be back when that dedicated 5% is still hanging tough. I will intoduce myself to that person concentrating on form. I will applaud those few who will realize its more so Mental Endurance in the beginning instead of physical prowess.

So long for now my gym.... back to the catacombs I go. :-)

fast48's picture

Perks of working swingshift is missing the "meat market". 10am & 10pm workouts Smile

boots2asses12's picture

lol love it

witchdoctor6's picture

The awkwardness... The awkwardness.... Its almost to painful to watch. So I just choose to hide out for a few. Lol

bhim's picture

Hahahah I know exactly what u mean! That's why took off two weeks from the gym. Don't worry give them a few more days and they will disappear my brother!

witchdoctor6's picture

Its like an endless cycle each year.