posted Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:04
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+ 5 What pisses you off at your gym ?
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Hey Guys,
What pisses you off at your gym ?
sa.: people who use the bench press to do their step routine or hogging a piece equipment for a half hour.
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PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY BOUGHT A FULL MIRROR MEMEBERSHIP....GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF!!!
Oh man u have no idea how many of those are here on my local gym. Some of this fuckers dont work out they just pose at the mirror for 45 mins as a warm up then hit weights for 15 mins and then another 45 mins in the mirror then go home.... They look so stupid IMO
Hate it when people sit there and watch me work out.. Makes it hard to concentrate.. Especially the ass kissers "OH DUDE YOUR SO BIG ZOMG IMA KISS YOUR ASS AND NOT STFU WHILE YOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT HERPDERP".. Usually you can just ask someone to let you cut in on a machine or bench while they rest.. Oh and hipsters with retardedly expensive workout clothes yet they're built like a girl.. HATE hipsters
Kids in wife beaters, skinny people in cut offs, fat people in cut offs, curling in the squat rack, squatting in the curling rack, the guy who does literally 30 sets of squats on the one squat rack.
AnonI fucking hate all of this!
I hate that my gym limits dumbell size to 120 lb dumbells.
I hate when pussies lay and rest on the incline bench.
I hate that my gym's bathroom is so far away and I have to shit really bad.
I hate it when people give me a dirty look when I blow my snot into the trash can.
I hate it when I bring my knife to the gym and the gym managers asks if he can keep it behind his desk while I lift. I'm okay with him holding my gun, but it's bullshit that he wants my knife.
I hate it when I wear my thong backwards on leg day.
I hate it when I shit myself doing squats and people stare.
I hate that my gym doesn't have a syringe deposit in the bathroom.
I hate it when this dude from India comes in after he has rubbed piss on his balding head as a hair growth treatment and I have to smell his pissy head.
I hate it when people ask me questions.
I hate doing abs the day after I have shaved my weiner.
I'll think of more.
I hate doing abs the day after I shave your weiner too.
I almost pissed myself reading that
That's it let it all out... It'll be ok... There..... there...
That was funny... U got me w/ shitting urself while doing squats.... But only cause the people stare. Ed's all if I was by myself I'd keep squatting....
OH come on bro. We have all shit ourselves doing squats...Right? Anyone?
Never a shit. Plenty of sharts.
StevebFat people on their phone sitting on equipment.
Hey I got a phone call, I don't have very many friends so I wanted to answer it... I thought as soon as I wore my biking shorts and a really stretched out dri-fit you guys would quit picking on me.... Gosh darn diggity ding dang :(
This morning this happened... Usually as soon as I get to the gym I do a set of incline sit-ups. This guy who 1/2ass works out was stretching his legs on it. So I go to the chin-up bar and do leg lifts. Then my 1st exercise was shoulder press on smith machine. This same guy beats me to the only smith machine by like 3 steps. He puts his lil weight on it. Does one set of 1/2 way down bench presses? And moves on grabs a dumbbell and does leg lifts on this same bench.... I just start doing my workout backwards... Anyway this guy starts doing some stupid ass circuit. The way it worked out he was finished by the time I got to that exercise, and truth be told I actually got a really good work out in.... But the bottom line is this guy was in my way and cramping my style... The fact that he uses both improper form and technique and is in my way made me mad this morning! Funny thing I was over it by the time I finished my workout, cause I think that guy may have motivated me to push a lil harder.... The guy is still a nuisance though.... Lol
EVERYONE. There is maybe 2 dudes in my gym who know what they're doing and everyone else either stares, talks to eachother, or go wayyyy to heavy and look retarded trying to lift
Not to mention there's this really fat dude in my gym who goes around correcting everyones form, and trying to tell me how to diet. This motherfucker tells me im doing it all wrong and if i want to get big i need to stop eating carbs and do 3-6 reps on all sets
Hahahahahahahahaha ive seen this motherfuckers, and would love to put there head trough the wall.... Nothing makes me crazier out of shape mofo, talling people how to do shit.......... Makes me angry just thinking about it....
Oh man u have no idea, i control myself tho and just smile and nod my head, while imagining stomping on his fat fucking face
Everybody!!!!!!!! Plus the guys that don't put the fucking dumbells back where they belong!!!!!
People.
^^^^^ this. Everything else I'm fine with ;)
Lol
I agree with you about the pedophile types Dossier. But my ish is when these idiots load like 5 or 6 things at once and think there supersetting but only do a set on each piece of equipment every 10 minutes. "get the F out of the way" and put your weights up. That is another one.
Anonwhen a mofo wants to boss hogg the row machine to do their fucking dumbbell curls after the sets of rows are done. or even more, the pedophile mother fucker running around with his damn notepad and fkn headband around his head. i'd like to choke him with that head band.
i think i have issues... my issues have issues...
well, i would have to disagree with you about the notepad thing. i dont personally do this, but i know someone who does and believe me. he's big, short, but big and the guy knows what the fuck he's doing, because frankly, whatever he is doing seems to work. in any event. i agree with the rest.
Anonyea, i wasn't hitting on the notepad per se`. just the cho-mo carrying it. i am an ex personal trainer. it's a common practice to have your clients carry with them their prescribed training program so that they can be sure to follow it properly until they are more familiar. i'm not against the notebook. just the kiddy porn bookmarks kept in it.