Just wanted to wish you brothers and sister a Merry Christmas. To you Jewish brothers and sisters a happy Hannukah, to you Islamic fundamentalist brothers and sisters...Well, I don't know what the hell you guys do on Christmas, maybe as you chant "death to America" may cheer fill your hearts.
Hope you all have a happy and safe holiday. I'm sure mine will be filled with abuse as my fat girlfriend opens her presents and realises its not what she wants. But I'll think of you all as she chokes me out, an that will bring me peace.
So Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
All my love, no homo,
Ed