posted Thu, 08/23/2012 - 09:19
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIS SATURDAY TO GRRRL
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Time to find some fresh. Grrl is going to be 40, and I can't be with an old lady.
Unless Suzy becomes available....I loves me some Suzy.
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CleyonSorry, ED was slacking. You deserve better.
AnonThank you Cley it is the thought that counts.
Give them a vote if you find it helpful.PermalinkCleyonLOL, it was pretty bad wasn't it.
It was fricken horrible.
As Jack Nicholson said in Batman;
Never rub another man's rubarb.
CleyonThen start pulling your weight! LOL, there is a reason I'm a drummer!
Bro, you stole half of that from the Brady Bunch theme song.
CleyonHere's a story
Of a man named ED
Who bring up 2 whores from downtown
Each of them had
blindfolds on
so they thought they were alon
Here's a story
Of a whore named Trixy
Who was about to be strangled to death
She wss happy
Having sex to feed her babies
But ED chocked her to death
I only write romantic songs bro.
Try this one on for size (to the Brady bunch song of course:
Heres a story
Of a dude named Goth
He was shacked up with the hot hrdbdygrlll
Both of them had big ass arms
Unlike Cleyon
Because he is a girl.
Then the one day Old man Goth
He got sick
both in body
and was messed up in the head
So the girl jumped in Cobra
went out pimping
Thats when she found her Ed.
tread-mBoth of you suck! The Donald would not just fire you, he'd have you killed!
Alright Bret Michaels, put up or shut up... Lets hear your poem to the tune of the Brady bunch. That's right Just walk away like a little sissy.
tread-m"she was older" from cley then this disaster you wrote where her hubby gets alheimers and the big prize at the end of all that misery is some dude named Ed? Did you 2 clowns have to take classes to run women off or is it natural??? Lolol
CleyonI took classes from ED, but I've heard he's all natural (that's why he hangs out in a steroid forum)
That's right wegro. All natural all day bro. I only hang here because I can't find anyone to hams with who understand my incredibly high batty test levels.
tread-mLmaoo.."all natural". Yeah...me too!
Lmao. Damn bro. I fold. That's the funniest shit I've read all day.
tread-mLolol...fun while it lasted!
I can't keep up with that lol, looks like I'll be Riding bitch in the Eroid van tonight.
CleyonHappy Birthday Grrrl! 40 is nothing! Just ask me, I'm 38!
tread-mHappy Birthday G thang. Hope you get everything you want...
Happy Birthday!! Definitly deserved after dealing with all of us.
Happy Birthday thanks for everything:)))
happy bday grrl! nice forums by the way!
Happy birthday GRrrl! I didn't realize that you were so...experienced. I knew Goth was very very very old but you.. I just didn't figure that you were so...Mature. Lol.
Look on the bright side. You can visit the "Old bastards lounge" without getting hit with a cane.
Everytime I go in there Vike and Tread wack me with their canes and then start telling me stories about how it was before electricity.
BostonLol Happy bday. I turn 28 on monday.
Life definitely begins at 40!!! Happy birthday and enjoy every minute of it ;)
Happy birthday Grrrl!... suze is working right now so this is from the both of us
They say life begins at 40 Go for it and enjoy every single day!
zewiSo what does that mean for you Viking the end?? lol.. GOD said let there be light, Viking flipped the switch.
all love brother (no homo)
Lmao!... bro when i was 40 i was a solid full 250lb+ now i am 52 i am only 16lb lighter and feeling great for it!... so i lied bro life really begins at 50 as our brother Goth is about to find out very soon lmaooooo...
Wow...so I've got something to look forward to in 9 years then
zewiyes or you can for a younger guy now..
I like experience
zewiI have the experience and stamina.
That's what all you young guys say
Thata girl..you tell him the truth iheart... experience lasts for hours and hours and hours and hours ahhh you get the picture lol.lol
days and days and days and days...yeah I get the picture lol.
And i am the best looking man in britain lol....lol
Anglo-American tag team.
I don't really have the stamina thing down. In fact I'm usually done if I get bumped wrong. But I can recite some really good poetry.
That,ll do bro... make a change from all this hard ass stuff...
There once was a man named Vike
He never spent time on the bike
His first time to spin
yes he thought he would win
but that cracker got beat by a dyke.
That's some romantic shit right there.
LMAOOOOOOOO...you are a legend
I once had a date with I heart
The dinner we ate was quite tart
We danced and we played
and I tried to get laid
then I ruined it all with a fart.
If that doesn't get her clothes off, I don't know what will.
LMAOOOO...How about this one then:
There once was a man called Ed
Who loved to get hookers in bed
When he got bored of the tart
He'd pull out a dart
And stick it straight through her head!!
Beautiful
Sick but beautiful
You like sick though...don't you?
Hahahahah..we have another poetry legend.. lol
iheart dont wear clothes bro she is a naturist dont ya know.
lol...how do you know me so well?
I can read minds lmao!
tread-mI found it out with braille..BOOM!